Bi, n.:
	When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.

Bierman's Laws of Contracts:
	(1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's".
	(2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's".
	(3) Every resolved "what if" creates two unresolved "what if's".

Big book, big bore.
		-- Callimachus

Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice
Are making midnight music in the moonlight,
Mighty nice!

Bigamy is having one spouse too many.  Monogamy is the same.

Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.

Bilbo's First Law:
	You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
		-- Yogi Berra in his rookie season

Billy:	Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
	generation to generation?
Mom:	Yes?
Billy:	Well, this generation dropped it.

Binary, adj.:
	Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.

Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise,
and you'll be Gary, Indiana.
		-- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace"

Bing's Rule:
	Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.

Biology grows on you.

Biology is the only science in which
multiplication means the same thing as division.

Bipolar, adj.:
	Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo,
New York

Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
		-- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"

Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.

Birth, n.:
	The first and direst of all disasters.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

Bistromathics is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the
behavior of numbers.  Just as Einstein observed that space was not an
absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that
time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in
time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend
on the observer's movement in restaurants.
		-- Douglas Adams, "Life, The Universe and Everything"