Blithwapping, v.:
	Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
	wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
		-- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
	The judge's jokes are always funny.

Blore's Razor:
	Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is
funnier.

Blow it out your ear.

Blue paint today.
		[Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson.  Ed.]

Blutarsky's Axiom:
	Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.

Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.

Boling's postulate:
	If you're feeling good, don't worry.  You'll get over it.

Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
	Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
	vividly manifests their lack of progress.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
	Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas.
		-- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"

Bondage maybe, discipline never!
		-- T. K.

Bones: "The man's DEAD, Jim!"

BOO!  We changed Coke again!  BLEAH!  BLEAH!

Boob's Law:
	You always find something in the last place you look.

Booker's Law:
	An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

Bore, n.:
	A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
		-- Walter Winchell

Bore, n.:
	A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"