Bunker's Admonition:
	You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.

Burbulation, v.:
	The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
	an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
		-- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"

Bureau Termination, Law of:
	When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
	the number of employees in that bureau will double within
	12 months after the decision is made.

Bureaucracy, n.:
	A method for transforming energy into solid waste.

Bureaucrat, n.:
	A person who cuts red tape sideways.
		-- J. McCabe

Bureaucrat, n.:
	A politician who has tenure.

Burke's Postulates:
	Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
	Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.

Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
	(1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a
	    sawhorse.
	(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
	(3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again
	    perfectly balanced.
	(4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
		-- Robert Burns

Burnt Sienna.  That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
		-- Ken Weaver

Bus error -- driver executed.

Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.

Bushydo -- the way of the shrub.  Bonsai!

Business is a good game -- lots of competition
and minimum of rules.  You keep score with money.
		-- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari

Business will be either better or worse.
		-- Calvin Coolidge

But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!

But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations
paws.

But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

But has any little atom,
	While a-sittin' and a-splittin',
Ever stopped to think or CARE
	That E = m c**2 ?

But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness.
I meant no harm;  I just liked the explosions.  And I was careful never to
kill more than I could eat.
		-- Raoul Duke

But I don't like Spam!!!!