C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.

C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.  C++ makes that
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
		-- Bjarne Stroustrup

C, n.:
	A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like
	assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything
	else.  It is either the best language available to the art today, or
	it isn't.
		-- Ray Simard

Cabbage, n.:
	A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as
	a man's head.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
		-- The Mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989

Cache:
	A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one
	is supposed to know is there.

California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
		-- Fred Allen

Californians are a strange people.  They'll put every chemical known to God
and man up their nostrils and then laugh at you for putting sugar in your
coffee.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
		-- Indian proverb

Call things by their right names...  Glass of brandy and water!  That is the
current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of fire and distilled
damnation.
		-- Robert Hall, in Olinthus Gregory's, "Brief Memoir of the
		   Life of Hall"

	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
	 referring to logical names.]

Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
		-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"

Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes,
Calm down, it's only bits and bytes,
Calm down, and speak to me in English,
Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.

Calvin:	"I wonder where we go when we die."
Hobbes:	"Pittsburgh?"
Calvin:	"You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"

Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
		-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man
who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
		-- Clarence Darrow

Campbell's Law:
	Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.

Campus crusade for Cthulhu -- it found me.

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two
points.
		-- M. M. Johnston

Can anyone remember when the times
were not hard, and money not scarce?

Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished?
Yes, work never begun.