Charity begins at home.
		-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

Charity, n.:
	A thing that begins at home and usually stays there.

Charlie Brown:	Why was I put on this earth?
Linus:		To make others happy.
Charlie Brown:	Why were others put on this earth?

Charlie was a chemist,
But Charlie is no more.
What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" --
without having asked any clear question.

Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

Checkuary, n.:
	The thirteenth month of the year.  Begins New Year's Day and ends
	when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.

Cheer Up!  Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality.
		-- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"

Chef, n.:
	Any cook who swears in French.

Cheit's Lament:
	If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
	the next time he's in need.

Chemicals, n.:
	Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

Chemist who falls in acid is absorbed in work.

Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.

Chemistry is applied theology.
		-- Augustus Stanley Owsley III

Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.

Cheops' Law:
	Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Chess tonight.

Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.