Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes
Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;
Less dear than army ants in apple pies
Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,
Dropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit;
Like honeybees upon the perfum'd rose
They suck, and like the double-breasted suit
Are out of date; therefore, Banana Nose,
Go fly a kite, thy welcome's overstayed;
And stem the produce of thy waspish wits:
Thy logick, like thy locks, is disarrayed;
Thy cheer, like thy complexion, is the pits.
Be off, I say; go bug somebody new,
Scram, beat it, get thee hence, and nuts to you.

Buzzword, n.:
	The fly in the ointment of computer literacy.

By doing just a little every day, you can
gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other
designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
		-- P. J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April
		   Fool's column.

By nature, men are nearly alike;
by practice, they get to be wide apart.
		-- Confucius

By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote.
In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others
as it is to invent.
		-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
		-- Quoted from a fortune cookie program
		(whose author claims, "Actually, stealing IS easier.")
		[to which I reply, "You think it's easy for me to
		misconstrue all these misquotations?!?"  Ed.]

By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.
		-- Charles Spurgeon

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.
		-- Titus Lucretius Carus

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect "Hungry" ...
		-- Gary Larson, "The Far Side"

By the time you swear you're his,
shivering and sighing
and he vows his passion is
infinite, undying --
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
		-- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"

By the yard, life is hard.
By the inch, it's a cinch.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.
Another man's, I mean.
		-- Mark Twain

By working faithfully eight hours a day,
you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
		-- Robert Frost

BYOB, v.:
	Believing Your Own Bull

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to
point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very
fast.  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people
from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B
that so many people from point A are so keen to get _t_h_e_r_e.  They often
wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell
they wanted to be.
		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.

Byte your tongue.

C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
	PLEASE!!!!

C for yourself.