Give a small boy a hammer and he will find
that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.

Give all orders verbally.  Never write anything down
that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".

Give him an evasive answer.

Give me a fish and I will eat today.
Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.

Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh
dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.

Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
		-- St. Augustine

Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war.
		-- Napoleon

Give me libertines or give me meth.

Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe,
Bold I can meet -- perhaps may turn his blow!
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send,
Save me, oh save me from the candid friend.
		-- George Canning

Give me your students, your secretaries,
Your huddled writers yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your Selectric III's.
Give these, the homeless, typist-tossed to me.
I lift my disk beside the processor.
		-- Inscription on a Word Processor

Give thought to your reputation.
Consider changing your name and moving to a new town.

GIVE UP!!!!

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Give your very best today.
Heaven knows it's little enough.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
		-- William Faulkner

Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
		-- John Gilmore

Given my druthers, I'd druther not.

Given sufficient time, what you put
off doing today will get done by itself.