Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school
make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.

Gold, n.:
	A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.  It
	is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich
	men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons,
	although gold hasn't done anything to them.
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Goldenstern's Rules:
	1.  Always hire a rich attorney.
	2.  Never buy from a rich salesman.

Goldfish... what stupid animals.  Even Wayne Cody stops
eating before he bursts.

Gold's Law:
	If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Gomme's Laws:
	(1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
	(2) Time accelerates.
	(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.

Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
	-- by Margaret Mitchell

	A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magii LITE(tm)
	-- by O. Henry

	A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
	-- by Ernest Hemingway

	An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.

Diary of a Young Girl LITE(tm)
	-- by Anne Frank

	A young girl hides in an attic but is discovered.

Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.

Good advice is something a man gives
when he is too old to set a bad example.
		-- La Rochefoucauld

Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.

Good day for business affairs.
Make a pass at that the new file clerk.

Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.

Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.

Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to work.

Good day to deal with people in high places;
particularly lonely stewardesses.

Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Good evening, gentlemen.  I am a HAL 9000 computer.  I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five.  My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song.  If you would like, I could sing it for you.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of
those who govern.  The machinery of government is always subordinate to the
will of those who administer that machinery.  The most important element of
government, therefore, is the method of choosing leaders.
		-- Frank Herbert, "Children of Dune"