"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.
		-- Jim Horning

Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.

Good morning.  This is the telephone company.  Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock.  That's two minutes from now.

Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.

Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.

Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.

Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!

Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.
		-- R. E. Schenk

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.
		-- Gail Godwin

Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.
		-- George Saunders' dying words

Goodbye, cool world.

Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with
tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human
misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps.  If I had not known
that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to
my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised
my arm in the eternal salute of the ancient Roman Legions and repeated the
holy words, "Heil Hitler!"
		-- George Lincoln Rockwell

Gordon's first law:
	If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing
	well.

Gordon's Law:
	If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.

Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward?  That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell.
		-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who: Androids of Tara"

Gossip, n.:
	Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
		-- Earl Wilson

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