GRAVITY:
	What you get when you eat too much and too fast.

Gravity brings me down.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Gray's Law of Programming:
	'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be
	accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.

Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
	'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial tasks.

Great acts are made up of small deeds.
		-- Lao Tsu

Great American Axiom:
	Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

Great minds run in great circles.

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):

On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his
place of residence.

GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  April 2, 1751

Isaac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.

GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  November 23, 1915

Pancake make-up is invented; most people continue to prefer syrup.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
		-- Albert Einstein

They laughed at Einstein.  They laughed at the Wright Brothers.  But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
		-- Carl Sagan

Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.

Green light in A.M. for new projects.
Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.

Greener's Law:
	Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming:
	Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains
	an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation
	of half of Common Lisp.

Grelb's Reminder:
	Eighty percent of all people consider
	themselves to be above average drivers.

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full
value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
		-- Mark Twain

Griffin's Thought:
	When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.