Handel's Proverb:
	You can't produce a baby in one month by impregnating 9 women!

Handshaking protocol, n.:
	A process employed by hostile hardware devices to initiate a
	terse but civil dialogue, which, in turn, is characterized by
	occasional misunderstanding, sulking, and name-calling.

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
		-- Pink Floyd

Hangover, n.:
	The wrath of grapes.

Hanlon's Razor:
	Never attribute to malice
	that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanson's Treatment of Time:
	There are never enough hours in a day,
	but always too many days before Saturday.

Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.

Happiness is a hard disk.

Happiness is a positive cash flow.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
		-- Ingrid Bergman

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
		-- Ogden Nash

Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.

Happiness is the greatest good.

Happiness is twin floppies.

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
		-- Oscar Levant

Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.

Happiness, n.:
	An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
	another.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Happiness, n.:
	Finding the owner of a lost bikini.

Happy feast of the pig!