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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Honorable, adj.:
Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative
bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as,
"the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
-- Francis Bacon
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Hope is a waking dream.
-- Aristotle
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Hope not, lest ye be disappointed.
-- M. Horner
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Edit 3986
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Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
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Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound.
-- Peanuts
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Horace's best ode would not please a young woman as much
as the mediocre verses of the young man she is in love with.
-- Moore
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Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
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Edit 3990
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Horngren's Observation:
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
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Edit 3991
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Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
-- Jack Benny
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Edit 3992
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
-- W. C. Fields
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Edit 3993
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HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
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Edit 3994
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HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
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Edit 3995
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Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they
had towels from my house.
-- Mark Guido
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Edit 3996
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Houdini escaping from New Jersey!
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Edit 3997
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Household hint:
If you are out of cream for your coffee,
mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
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Edit 3998
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Housework can kill you if done right.
-- Erma Bombeck
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Edit 3999
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Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.
-- Neil Armstrong
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How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"
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