Hoffer's Discovery:
	The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly
	revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.

Hofstadter's Law:
	It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
	Hofstadter's Law into account.

HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME --
	Take a shot every time:

-- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!"
-- General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink.
-- Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan's flattery.
-- One of the prisoners sneaks out of camp (one shot for each prisoner to go).
-- Colonel Klink snaps to attention after answering the phone (two shots
	if it's one of our heroes on the other end).
-- One of the Germans is threatened with being sent to the Russian front.
-- Corporal Newkirk calls up a German in his phoney German accent, and
	tricks him (two shots if it's Colonel Klink).
-- Hogan has a romantic interlude with a beautiful girl from the underground.
-- Colonel Klink relates how he's never had an escape from Stalag 13.
-- Sergeant Schultz gives up a secret (two shots if he's bribed with food).
-- The prisoners listen to the Germans' conversation by a hidden transmitter.
-- Sergeant Schultz "captures" one of the prisoners after an escape.
-- Lebeau pronounces "colonel" as "cuh-loh-`nell".
-- Carter builds some kind of device (two shots if it's not explosive).
-- Lebeau wears his apron.
-- Hogan says "We've got no choice" when the someone claims that the
	plan is impossible.
-- The prisoners capture an important German, and sneak him out the tunnel.

Hollerith, v.:
	What thou doest when thy phone is on the fritzeth.

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
		-- Rex Reed

Holy Dilemma!  Is this the end for the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder?
Will the Joker and the Riddler have the last laugh?

	Tune in again tomorrow:
	same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

HOLY MACRO!

Home is the place where, when you have to go there,
they have to take you in.
		-- Robert Frost, "The Death of the Hired Man"

Home is where the hurt is.

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a
cage is to a cockatoo.
		-- George Bernard Shaw

Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories:
The ultimate in watchdog weaponry.
		-- Chris Shaw

Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.

"Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor.
		-- Samuel Butler

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.
		-- Plato

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
		-- F. M. Hubbard

Honesty's the best policy.
		-- Miguel de Cervantes

Honeymoon, n.:
	A short period of doting between dating and debting.
		-- Ray C. Bandy

Honi soit la vache qui rit.

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