Loid Forger : The time has come. |
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Loid Forger : Let us check our personal effects. |
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Yor Forger : All clear, sir. |
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Loid Forger : And now, our appearances. |
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Yor Forger : All clear, sir. |
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Loid Forger : And a final check of our verbal etiquette. |
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Anya Forger : All set, please. Will do my best, please. |
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Loid Forger : I feel nothing but anxiety about this, |
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Loid Forger : but we've done everything we could. |
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Loid Forger : Now, onward... |
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Loid Forger : To Eden College's interview! |
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Yor Forger : It's so big! |
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Loid Forger : Well, it is one of this country's top schools. |
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Yor Forger : And there are so many examinees... |
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Loid Forger : They're all our rivals. |
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Loid Forger : Anya, are you going to be okay in this crowd? |
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Anya Forger : I'll be okay, please. |
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Loid Forger : Let us go, then. |
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Loid Forger : This feeling... |
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Loid Forger : There's no doubt about it. |
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Loid Forger : I've experienced this many times. |
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Loid Forger : Someone is watching us. Could it be... |
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Loid Forger : Is there an enemy hidden in this crowd? |
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Anya Forger : An enemy? |
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Yor Forger : I feel someone's gaze... |
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Loid Forger : No, that's not it. |
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Loid Forger : I'm not the only one being watched. |
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Loid Forger : It's always an unpleasant feeling to be observed like this. |
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Loid Forger : There. |
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Loid Forger : Four in the overhead passage. |
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Loid Forger : Four in the bell tower. |
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Loid Forger : More in the buildings to the left and right. |
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Loid Forger : I have information on most of the staff at this school. |
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Loid Forger : Those... are the instructors. |
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Loid Forger : They're observing every action that everyone is taking and scoring them |
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Loid Forger : to see if they're worthy of this school. |
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Loid Forger : Which means... the exam has already begun. |
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Loid Forger : I need you two to be on your guard. |
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Loid Forger : We're being watched by the examiners. |
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Yor Forger : Huh? |
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Loid Forger : We'll do this just as we practiced. |
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EXTRA : D-68, fail. |
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EXTRA : A-12, fail. |
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EXTRA : G-114, pass. |
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Henry Henderson : I must say, the examinees this year lack refinement. |
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Henry Henderson : They all lack true elegance. |
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EXTRA : Good morning, Housemaster. |
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Henry Henderson : It displeases me to know their crude feet |
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Henry Henderson : are trudging upon the blessed ground of our school. |
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Henry Henderson : Elegance creates tradition. |
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Henry Henderson : Elegance is what truly makes this world a paradise. |
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Henry Henderson : Fail any family lacking elegance immediately. |
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EXTRA : Yes, sir. |
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Henry Henderson : Hm? |
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Henry Henderson : Oho... |
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Henry Henderson : It appears that not all hope has been lost. |
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Henry Henderson : They are paying their respects to the statue of our founder?! |
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Loid Forger : I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces. |
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Loid Forger : Becoming exactly the person my target wants me to be is mere child's play. |
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Loid Forger : Behold! |
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Yor Forger : I haven't the slightest clue as to who this gentleman is, |
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Yor Forger : but everything should be fine as long as I do what Loid is doing. |
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Anya Forger : Baldy head! |
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Henry Henderson : S-So elegant! |
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Henry Henderson : How very elegant! |
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Henry Henderson : Who is that family? |
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EXTRA : K-212. They are the Forgers, sir. |
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EXTRA : Their daughter Anya just barely passed the written exam with a score of 31. |
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Henry Henderson : Absolutely not elegant! And such awful penmanship! |
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Henry Henderson : So the father has remarried? |
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EXTRA : Might they be an impromptu family for admission purposes? |
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Henry Henderson : I am not certain. We must investigate. |
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Henry Henderson : We must ascertain whether or not they have true elegance. |
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EXTRA : We'll confirm your admission numbers here. |
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EXTRA : G-114. Please go to Hall 1. |
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EXTRA : Ah, A-12. Please enter Hall 2. |
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Loid Forger : I see they're wasting no time with the screening. |
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EXTRA : K-212. Please head to Hall 1. |
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Loid Forger : We're still being observed. Don't let your guard down. |
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Yor Forger : It's so nerve-racking being watched like this... |
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Anya Forger : I need to pick my nose. |
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Loid Forger : Absolutely not. |
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Eden Academy Student : Oh, no! |
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Eden Academy Student : I've accidentally fallen into the gutter, and I can't get out! |
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Loid Forger : Uh... That's too blatant if they're trying to test us. |
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Eden Academy Student : Oh, no. Whatever shall I do? |
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Loid Forger : Perhaps they're thinking he might be a threat, |
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Eden Academy Student : Ah, I don't know what I should do. |
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Loid Forger : but no one is trying to go near him. |
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Loid Forger : But if he is part of the test, we must deal with this accordingly. |
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Eden Academy Student : I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck. |
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Anya Forger : Papa! Mama! There is someone who needs our help, please! |
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Anya Forger : Let us save him! |
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Loid Forger : Are you all right, lad? |
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Eden Academy Student : Oh, no! I've slipped and I cannot get up! |
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Eden Academy Student : This is all for merits... More merits! |
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Henry Henderson : Precisely. |
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Henry Henderson : You're heading to an interview. You wouldn't dare sully your clothes with sewage. |
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Henry Henderson : Now, how will you elegantly get through— |
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Loid Forger : Are you hurt? |
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Anya Forger : Use my hanky, please. |
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Loid Forger : Make sure you go to the infirmary, just in case. |
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Henry Henderson : Clearly, I expected too much. |
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Henry Henderson : In the end, they were just some commoners from the countryside. |
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Henry Henderson : Do not think for a second that you can |
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Henry Henderson : set foot in our house of learning wearing soiled clothes. |
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Henry Henderson : Throw K-212 out immediately. |
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Eden Academy Student : Oh, no... These people are going to fail because of me. |
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Eden Academy Student : Um, I'm so sorr— |
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Yor Forger : Thank goodness we anticipated this, |
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Yor Forger : and prepared a change of clothes just in case! |
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Henry Henderson : Who in the world would ever anticipate that?! |
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Yor Forger : Besides, your grey suit seems to fit the attire at this school more. |
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Loid Forger : If I had continued wearing my previous suit, |
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Loid Forger : we would've been mistaken for commoners from the countryside. |
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Loid Forger : Thank you for giving us the opportunity to change, lad. |
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Henry Henderson : On top of everything else, they even thanked the boy! |
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Henry Henderson : Brilliant... So smart, and elegant! |
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Henry Henderson : Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger. |
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EXTRA : Housemaster, we are supposed to be testing the child. |
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Henry Henderson : Silence! |
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Henry Henderson : Children learn from their parents' example! |
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Henry Henderson : Yes. The parents of a child who scores 30 points must also be only worth 30 points! |
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Henry Henderson : I'll make you reveal your true identity yet! |
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EXTRA : Oh, no! |
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EXTRA : The animals have escaped the farmhouse! |
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Loid Forger : You're really going this far, Eden College?! |
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EXTRA : Hey, don't push me! |
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EXTRA : Just go, you moron! |
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EXTRA : Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! |
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EXTRA : Shut up! |
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Loid Forger : Are they trying to see if we reveal our true selves in an emergency? |
(0:07:21.15) |
Loid Forger : We'll be playing right into the examiners' hands if we panic. |
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Loid Forger : Do not break Formation D. |
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Loid Forger : We will show these animals nothing but benevolence! |
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Henry Henderson : Hey. |
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Henry Henderson : Who told you to go that far? |
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EXTRA : Wait... |
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EXTRA : It wasn't you, Housemaster? |
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Henry Henderson : Impossible! Is this... |
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Henry Henderson : an actual accident?! |
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Henry Henderson : There are some very important people among the examinees! |
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Henry Henderson : Go stop this mess before they're hurt! |
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EXTRA : I'm the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Finance! |
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EXTRA : Hell if I care! I'm the CEO of the Central Bank! |
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EXTRA : Wait! Father! |
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EXTRA : Well done, you! |
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Loid Forger : Are you all right? |
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Yor Forger : Loid! |
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Yor Forger : It's happening to Miss Anya again. |
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Loid Forger : The mass panic must've hit her. |
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Loid Forger : The test is the last thing I need to worry about now. |
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Loid Forger : That must be the leader of this herd. |
(0:08:10.66) |
Loid Forger : That's the one I need to stop, but I'll have to use my gun— |
(0:08:13.13) |
Loid Forger : No... |
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Yor Forger : Please look after Miss Anya for a moment. |
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Loid Forger : Yor? |
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Yor Forger : I-It's not what you think! |
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Yor Forger : I once learned about pressure points that can stop one's movements in a yoga class! |
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Yor Forger : I-I figured they might work on cows, too! |
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Yor Forger : Please don't look at me like that! |
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Anya Forger : Ms. Cow? |
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Anya Forger : Is she scared? |
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Loid Forger : That's dangerous, Anya! |
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Anya Forger : S'okay, please. Don't be scared. |
(0:09:01.60) |
Loid Forger : What are you— |
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Anya Forger : They're gonna go home now. |
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Loid Forger : Apparently so. |
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Loid Forger : Thankfully, no one was hurt. |
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Henry Henderson : E-Ele... |
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Henry Henderson : Ele-le... Ele-le-le-le... |
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Henry Henderson : Elegance
! |
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EXTRA : Housemaster? |
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Henry Henderson : Forger! |
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Loid Forger : He's... |
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Loid Forger : one of the housemasters. |
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Loid Forger : Is he in charge of this exam? |
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Henry Henderson : Y-You helped us avoid a crisis. I thank you. |
(0:09:41.15) |
Henry Henderson : And... you have bested me for today. |
(0:09:43.98) |
Henry Henderson : To give us all time to collect ourselves after this chaos, |
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Henry Henderson : we will be delaying the start of the interviews. |
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Henry Henderson : Return to your hall once you've had a moment to tidy yourselves. |
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Henry Henderson : Your family has the right to apply to our school. |
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Loid Forger : Sir... |
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Loid Forger : It looks like we've avoided failure. |
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Loid Forger : I humbly thank you for your generosity. |
(0:10:06.27) |
Loid Forger : But have no fear. |
(0:10:08.54) |
Loid Forger : We anticipated something like this... |
(0:10:11.81) |
Loid Forger : and prepared another change of clothes. |
(0:10:14.57) |
Henry Henderson : This isn't about elegance anymore! These people are just scary! |
(0:10:17.89) |
EXTRA : The Forgers successfully make it to the actual interview. |
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Murdoch Swan : You truly thought you could apply to our school without even knowing that? |
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EXTRA : Huh? |
(0:10:31.80) |
Murdoch Swan : Well? Cat got your tongue? |
(0:10:32.65) |
EXTRA : Huh? |
(0:10:34.87) |
EXTRA : Um, uh... |
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EXTRA : Thank you very much. |
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EXTRA : What kind of answer was that?! |
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Loid Forger : I've been a spy for over a decade, |
(0:10:46.61) |
Loid Forger : and for the first time... |
(0:10:48.76) |
Loid Forger : I'm actually nervous. |
(0:10:50.48) |
Loid Forger : Even when I infiltrated the ranks of an evil terrorist group, |
(0:10:52.75) |
Loid Forger : or when I managed to stop the launch of a missile with one second remaining... |
(0:10:56.43) |
Loid Forger : I never found it so hard to breathe as I do right now. |
(0:11:01.31) |
Loid Forger : The fear of letting someone else decide my success or failure... |
(0:11:04.28) |
EXTRA : Next, the Forgers. |
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Anya Forger : Yep! |
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Loid Forger : Yes, this is definitely going to be... |
(0:11:14.29) |
Loid Forger : the most crucial moment of Operation Strix! |
(0:11:17.16) |
Walter Evans : Please, have a seat. |
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Loid Forger : Thank you for having us. |
(0:11:21.16) |
Henry Henderson : So you've come, Forgers. |
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Loid Forger : The Forgers shall prevail in this game of information warfare. |
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Walter Evans : First, we will begin by asking the parents a few questions. |
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Loid Forger : The housemaster of Dorm 5, Malcom Hall. |
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Loid Forger : Mild-mannered, sincere, and conservative. |
(0:11:38.97) |
Loid Forger : The students are very fond of him. |
(0:11:41.57) |
Loid Forger : As long as we respond with sincere, logical answers, |
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Loid Forger : we'll score highly with him. |
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Walter Evans : I was informed that this is your second wife. May I ask how you two met? |
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Loid Forger : I see we're getting straight to the point. |
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Loid Forger : Eden College does prioritize family values, after all. |
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Loid Forger : I met my wife at the tailor shop that handles this school's uniforms, |
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Loid Forger : and I was in awe of her grace. |
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Loid Forger : Ever since I lost my first wife, |
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Loid Forger : I was hesitant to pursue another relationship because of my daughter. |
(0:12:10.40) |
Loid Forger : But the more we spoke, the more I felt that she was a kindred spirit. |
(0:12:13.55) |
Loid Forger : She is truly kind and cares dearly about family. |
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Loid Forger : I came to the conclusion that she'd get along well with my daughter. |
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Walter Evans : Ah... And what about you, Madam? |
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Yor Forger : Well... |
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Yor Forger : L-Loid is a wonderful person who truly cares for his daughter. |
(0:12:29.32) |
Yor Forger : He's also very considerate of me. |
(0:12:33.87) |
Walter Evans : Ah, I'm happy to hear that you have such a loving family. |
(0:12:36.85) |
Murdoch Swan : Why would a beautiful girl like you choose to be with a man who's got baggage? |
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Henry Henderson : That was rather uncouth, Master Swan. |
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Loid Forger : The housemaster of Dorm 2, Cline Hall. |
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Loid Forger : He's the only son of the former headmaster, and a legacy hire. |
(0:12:51.37) |
Loid Forger : Arrogant, greedy, and callous. |
(0:12:55.45) |
Loid Forger : His wife filed for divorce last month, |
(0:12:58.38) |
Loid Forger : and he just lost custody of his daughter, as well. |
(0:13:01.30) |
Loid Forger : Reviewing all of his previous interview questions and comments, |
(0:13:04.21) |
Loid Forger : he is clearly jealous of other families, and takes out his frustrations on them. |
(0:13:06.79) |
Loid Forger : It's best that we avoid provoking him. |
(0:13:10.97) |
Walter Evans : Now for our next question. |
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Walter Evans : Could you tell us why you chose to apply to our school? |
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Loid Forger : For only one reason, sir. |
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Loid Forger : To get close to my target, Desmond! |
(0:13:20.34) |
Loid Forger : The quality of the instructors at this establishment is superior. |
(0:13:21.98) |
Loid Forger : Of course, you are all very knowledgeable and cultured, |
(0:13:25.40) |
Loid Forger : but when it comes to teaching anything, from patriotism to how to be an elite, |
(0:13:28.37) |
Loid Forger : the instructors of the prestigious Eden College |
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Loid Forger : are second to none. |
(0:13:36.34) |
Henry Henderson : Elegantly done, Loid Forger. |
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Henry Henderson : I knew I saw potential in you. |
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Walter Evans : Now then, how would the two of you describe your daughter? |
(0:13:44.10) |
Walter Evans : Please let us know about her strengths and weaknesses. |
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Loid Forger : Anya is an extremely curious child. |
(0:13:52.45) |
Loid Forger : Her habit of sticking her nose where it doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness, |
(0:13:56.37) |
Loid Forger : but she is a truly intelligent child. |
(0:13:59.99) |
Henry Henderson : Intelligent?! Her?! |
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Anya Forger : Shock! |
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Loid Forger : Sometimes, it's like she sees right through me, |
(0:14:04.70) |
Anya Forger : Yikes... |
(0:14:07.05) |
Loid Forger : which keeps me on my feet. |
(0:14:08.48) |
Loid Forger : I would say her main shortcoming is that she's a picky eater. |
(0:14:10.59) |
Walter Evans : Ah... And how would you describe your parenting style, Madam? |
(0:14:13.59) |
Yor Forger : Just like we practiced... |
(0:14:18.70) |
Yor Forger : As you already know, I am not her biological mother. |
(0:14:20.98) |
Yor Forger : At first, I spoiled her quite often in hopes that she would like me. |
(0:14:25.66) |
Yor Forger : But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping I can become a bit stricter at times. |
(0:14:29.79) |
Walter Evans : We've been told that your daughter is a picky eater. |
(0:14:35.87) |
Walter Evans : What kind of meals do you cook at home? |
(0:14:39.30) |
Yor Forger : Huh? C-Cook? |
(0:14:42.16) |
Yor Forger : Um... |
(0:14:44.68) |
Loid Forger : I actually do most of the cooking. |
(0:14:45.45) |
Loid Forger : Though when I'm busy, my wife is kind enough to cook for me. |
(0:14:47.89) |
Loid Forger : Not that that's happened even once yet. |
(0:14:51.84) |
Murdoch Swan : You're joking! What kind of wife can't cook for her husband?! |
(0:14:53.38) |
Murdoch Swan : You should probably be stricter with yourself before you worry about that child. |
(0:14:57.19) |
Loid Forger : Everyone has strengths and weaknesses. |
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Loid Forger : She is extremely tidy and excels at keeping our house spotless. |
(0:15:03.83) |
Loid Forger : She is also an excellent mother to my daughter. |
(0:15:07.19) |
Murdoch Swan : Yes, well, both of those are things women are expected to do. |
(0:15:09.60) |
Loid Forger : That's— |
(0:15:13.60) |
Yor Forger : I-It's all right, Loid. |
(0:15:14.46) |
Walter Evans : Now, now... |
(0:15:16.09) |
Loid Forger : Yes. Calm down. |
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Loid Forger : Why are you getting irritated, Twilight? |
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Loid Forger : She's not even your real wife. |
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Murdoch Swan : A lovey-dovey hot couple? You make me sick. |
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Murdoch Swan : I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up. |
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Murdoch Swan : If I can't make sure these two fail, there's clearly no justice in this world. |
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Anya Forger : He doesn't like Papa and Mama! |
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Anya Forger : I need to do my best! |
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Walter Evans : N-Next, let's ask the young lady some questions. |
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Loid Forger : Here it comes. |
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Walter Evans : First, could you tell us your name and address? |
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Anya Forger : My name is Anya Holger! |
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Anya Forger : My address is in... Berlint, West District... |
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Anya Forger : 128 Park... Avenue! |
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Walter Evans : And what do you do on your days off, young lady? |
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Anya Forger : We go to moozeums... |
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Anya Forger : and eat operas... |
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Loid Forger : Good. These were questions we anticipated. |
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Walter Evans : What would you like to do once you get into this school? |
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Anya Forger : Um, uh... |
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Anya Forger : What was I supposed to say? |
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Loid Forger : In my case, I first need to participate in a social gathering, |
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Loid Forger : and get to the bottom of what the boss of the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning. |
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Anya Forger : I-I want to find out what the boss of the organization is planning! |
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Loid Forger : What in the world are you saying?! Hello?! |
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Walter Evans : The boss of the organization? Maybe you meant the headmaster. |
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Loid Forger : I do apologize. My daughter is rather ambitious. |
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Loid Forger : She's extremely curious about the headmaster, since he's clearly made it to the top. |
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Henry Henderson : Oho... |
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Henry Henderson : The desire to learn from her predecessors at such an early age... |
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Henry Henderson : That's quite elegant. |
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Henry Henderson : Do you happen to know the name of the principal, young lady? |
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Anya Forger : Um, B-Be... |
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Loid Forger : Yes. Benedict Ivan Goodfellow. |
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Anya Forger : Mr. Benedick Advent Goodheller. |
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Henry Henderson : Hmm... Then, |
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Henry Henderson : could you tell us how hard you would have to work in order to succeed like him? |
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Anya Forger : Yes. Like getting through the jungle with no supplies, |
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Anya Forger : and dancing with death over and over to get brave! |
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Loid Forger : That was the training montage the protagonist of her spy cartoon did yesterday. |
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Henry Henderson : S-Such incredible resolve! |
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Henry Henderson : It appears as though I have underestimated this young lady. |
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Walter Evans : I don't think you have to do quite that much. |
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Walter Evans : Let's change the subject. What does your father do for a living? |
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Anya Forger : He's a sp—a speshulist in mental health. A very good one. |
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Walter Evans : Hm? Are you a little stuffed up? |
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Walter Evans : Then how do you feel about your new mother? |
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Anya Forger : She is very nice. |
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Anya Forger : But she's scary sometimes. |
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Walter Evans : If you were to give your parents a score, what might that be? |
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Anya Forger : A perfect 100 points. |
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Anya Forger : My Papa and Mama are both so much fun, and I love them very much. |
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Anya Forger : I want to be with them forever. |
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Murdoch Swan : Tch. God, no one needs this rubbish. |
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Murdoch Swan : In that case, would you score your old mother or your new mother higher? |
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Walter Evans : Come now, Master Swan... |
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Murdoch Swan : Is there a problem? |
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Loid Forger : May I respectfully request a different question? |
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Murdoch Swan : Absolutely not. If you do not answer, you will lose points. |
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Loid Forger : I don't know exactly how she ended up in that orphanage, |
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Loid Forger : but her actual parents are probably already... |
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Anya Forger : Ma...ma... |
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Loid Forger : Anya... |
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Anya Forger : Mama... |
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Murdoch Swan : I see, I see. |
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Murdoch Swan : So you do
prefer your old mother. |
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Yor Forger : This is too cruel! |
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Loid Forger : Please calm down, Yor. |
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Yor Forger : But this is just— |
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Loid Forger : We need to remain calm for the sake of this mission. |
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Murdoch Swan : We have plenty of students here who live away from their parents in our dorms. |
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Murdoch Swan : If she's going to cry over every little trifling thing, |
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Murdoch Swan : she'll never survive at our establishment! |
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Loid Forger : So what if he's being slanderous? |
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Loid Forger : We are nothing more than a pretend family. |
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Yor Forger : Trifling? You call this trifling
? |
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Loid Forger : This is nothing. |
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Murdoch Swan : Now, now, Mrs. Second Wife. |
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Murdoch Swan : Don't snap at me just because she loves her real mother more. |
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Murdoch Swan : Oh, I feel so much better. |
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Loid Forger : Restrain yourself... |
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Loid Forger : Twilight! |
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Loid Forger : I do beg your pardon. |
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Loid Forger : There was a mosquito. |
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Loid Forger : Thank you very much for your time today. |
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Murdoch Swan : Hey, where are you going?! |
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Murdoch Swan : The interview's not over yet! |
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Loid Forger : If making light of a child's feelings is part of your establishment's educational policies, |
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Loid Forger : then I'm afraid we have chosen the wrong school. |
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Murdoch Swan : You fiend! You dare disgrace our fine school?! |
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Loid Forger : Come now, you two. |
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Loid Forger : Please excuse us. |
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Murdoch Swan : Don't think you'll ever walk through our gates again! |
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Henry Henderson : That's quite enough, Master Swan. |
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Murdoch Swan : Are you taking issue with my methods? |
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Murdoch Swan : He may be the former headmaster, |
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Walter Evans : Now, now... |
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Murdoch Swan : but my father's influence within this school is still strong. |
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Murdoch Swan : It'd be wise for you to watch that mouth of yours. |
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Murdoch Swan : Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in! |
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Loid Forger : ...the instructors of the prestigious Eden College |
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Loid Forger : are second to none. |
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Henry Henderson : If all I can do is curry favor with the authorities, |
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Henry Henderson : I have no right to call myself an educator. |
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Henry Henderson : I must ask, who truly disgraced our school? |
(0:20:10.70) |
Murdoch Swan : Huh?! |
(0:20:13.87) |
Walter Evans : Wha— |
(0:20:16.93) |
Henry Henderson : Hmm... |
(0:20:18.57) |
Henry Henderson : That was rather elegant, if I do say so myself. |
(0:20:19.87) |
Henry Henderson : Now, will you be able to face the instructors at Eden head-on, |
(0:20:23.71) |
Henry Henderson : Forgers? |
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Loid Forger : Yeah... We definitely failed. |
(0:20:33.10) |
Yor Forger : I-I'll go make us some tea. |
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Loid Forger : I've failed yet again as a spy. |
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Loid Forger : I let unnecessary feelings get in the way of the mission. |
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Anya Forger : Papa... |
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Anya Forger : I'm sorry. |
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Anya Forger : I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better |
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Anya Forger : on my tests. |
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Loid Forger : It's all right, Anya. You have no reason to apologize. |
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Loid Forger : You don't want to go to a school like that, do you? |
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Anya Forger : But I want to go to school... |
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Loid Forger : Huh? |
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Anya Forger : If this mission fails... |
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Anya Forger : I have to go to school or... |
(0:21:09.27) |
Anya Forger : ...we won't be together anymore. |
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Loid Forger : Anya... |
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Yor Forger : If she fails, of course, our life here together will be... |
(0:21:17.40) |
Yor Forger : But that doesn't matter. |
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Yor Forger : I'm just worried how this may affect my work. |
(0:21:24.13) |
Loid Forger : Hmm... But to be honest, |
(0:21:27.63) |
Loid Forger : Hell will freeze over before you pass. |
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Anya Forger : Shock! |
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Yor Forger : I-I'm sure everything will be okay! |
(0:21:33.45) |
Yor Forger : It'll all work out! |
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Anya Forger : The grandpa with the glasses and the grandpa with the half-glasses |
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Anya Forger : were really nice! |
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Yor Forger : Yes, exactly! |
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Yor Forger : I'm sure they'll vouch for us! Let's believe in them. |
(0:21:42.56) |
Loid Forger : Spies don't believe in anyone other than themselves. |
(0:21:48.75) |
Loid Forger : They always expect the worst-case scenarios and prepare for them. |
(0:21:52.18) |
Anya Forger : I want to be with them forever. |
(0:21:56.69) |
Loid Forger : But... Maybe just a little bit... |
(0:22:00.79) |
Loid Forger : Yes. Let's leave the result to fate, |
(0:22:03.77) |
Loid Forger : and try to recover from how exhausting that exam was. |
(0:22:07.38) |
Loid Forger : Right now, just for a little bit... |
(0:22:12.18) |
Loid Forger : To our family's bright future! |
(0:22:15.47) |
Anya Forger : Something just fell! |
(0:22:19.79) |
Yor Forger : Our family portrait fell to the floor. |
(0:22:22.63) |
Loid Forger : It just fell... |
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EXTRA : What will become |
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EXTRA : of their mission? |
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