▶ Tobi Kuchiyose no Jutsu!
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▶ EXTRA : What's that?
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▶ EXTRA : That can't be...
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▶ EXTRA : It's the Kyūbi!
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▶ Tobi Destroy them, Kyūbi!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Why... Minato?
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▶ Minato Namikaze Don't worry. You'll be by Naruto's side.
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Naruto...
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Minato... thank you.
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Come back safe.
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▶ Minato Namikaze I'll be back in a flash.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Your twisted game is over.
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▶ Minato Namikaze So, you've noticed me?
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▶ Minato Namikaze I won't let you destroy this place.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki ＂What is a ninja?＂
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki People have asked me that.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki ＂A ninja is one who stands firm and endures.＂
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki That's what my master used to say.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake The report was correct.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake There's no mistake. It's Akatsuki.
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▶ Sakura Haruno What's going on? Even the guys we killed are here.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara We can worry about the reasons later.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara Right now, we've got eight enemies to kill.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara To top it off, they've all got scary special powers.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara I've memorized the data on all of them, just in case.
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▶ EXTRA : Preparations are complete. Awaiting orders.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara Under-
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Rasengan!
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▶ Shikamaru Nara What?!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Don't expect me to run and hide!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Bring it on, you bastards!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki By the way, my name is...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Uzumaki Naruto, the ninja!
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▶ Sakura Haruno What the hell is he doing?!
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▶ Sakura Haruno If you're a ninja, could you at leasttry
to behave like one?
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▶ Kakashi Hatake At least he's serving as a perfect distraction.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Shikamaru!
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▶ Shikamaru Nara Group combat is no good for us.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara The logical thing to do would be to split them up and take them out one by one.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara Given that...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki What the-
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▶ Choji Akimichi Geez, stop making us do your work for you.
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▶ Ino Yamanaka You really never think before you act.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki What'd ya say?!
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▶ Choji Akimichi We could've done with more, but we might as well get this thing rolling.
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▶ Choji Akimichi Baika no Jutsu!
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▶ Choji Akimichi Nikudan Sensha!
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▶ Ino Yamanaka You get back to the rendezvous point, too.
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▶ Shino Aburame I won't give you time to act.
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▶ Shino Aburame Why? Because your techniques are too dangerous.
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▶ Kiba Inuzuka Did you see that? We pulled off a sweet combo.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Give her hell, Hinata!
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▶ Hinata Hyuga Naruto-kun!
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▶ Rock Lee Double Dynamic Entry!
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▶ Might Guy Double Dynamic Entry!
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▶ Rock Lee You gave me a hard time before,
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▶ Rock Lee but I'm not the man I used to be!
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▶ Rock Lee There's no power on Earth greater than that of hard work!{I can't find a good saying or expression for this - the original is ＂there is no way of doing things that can beat hard work＂}
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▶ Might Guy Well said, Lee.
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▶ EXTRA : Come, this time we will show them
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▶ TenTen We're not letting you get away!
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▶ Neji Hyuga Not for a second!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm pretty sure the Cavern of Discipline that Dad and Ero-Sennin used for training is over there.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sorry for the wai-
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▶ Sakura Haruno Next time, don't just run off on your own!
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Doton: Doryūheki!
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▶ Sai Ninpō: Chōjū Giga!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Damn! If that's how it is, then I'll-
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki What the hell?!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki It's a hand! A hand!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki A hand!
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▶ Sai It's the Earth Element. The enemy uses it.
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▶ Hinata Hyuga I can't sense them anymore.
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▶ Ino Yamanaka We did it!
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▶ Kiba Inuzuka Guess we can call this one a win?
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▶ Shikamaru Nara Kakashi-sensei.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake I know. Something doesn't feel right.
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▶ Tsunade An assault from Akatsuki members
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▶ Tsunade How's that possible?
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▶ Kakashi Hatake I don't know.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake They retreated after barely offering any resistance at all.
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▶ Tsunade Simple intimidation tactics.
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▶ Tsunade Or did they have a greater objective?
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▶ Shizune We should increase the guard while reinforcing the village defenses.
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▶ Tsunade Yeah.
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▶ Tsunade And we do still have the sample from that corpse.
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▶ Tsunade Research the organization and compile a report at once!
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▶ Shizune Understood!
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▶ Tsume Inuzuka We've all heard.
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▶ Tsume Inuzuka Apparently you guys drove off Akatsuki!
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▶ Kiba Inuzuka Well, yeah.
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▶ Kiba Inuzuka It was kind of a letdown though.
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▶ Tsume Inuzuka Oh, nonsense!
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▶ Tsume Inuzuka That's my boy, always coming through when it counts!
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▶ Inoichi Yamanaka Akatsuki, huh?
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▶ Inoichi Yamanaka Every single one of them has incredible strength and combat skill.
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▶ Chouza Akimichi If you managed to repel them, that means you've got Jōnin-level skills.
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▶ Choji Akimichi I'm not so sure...
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▶ Inoichi Yamanaka It's true!
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▶ Inoichi Yamanaka So we all had a talk.
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▶ Inoichi Yamanaka We decided to submit Jōnin applications to Hokage-sama for you.
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▶ Ino Yamanaka We're going to be Jōnin?!
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▶ Tsume Inuzuka Have a bit of confidence.
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▶ Tsume Inuzuka We all decided this unanimously.
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▶ Tsume Inuzuka Right?
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▶ EXTRA : Yeah.
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▶ EXTRA : That's right.
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▶ EXTRA : That was it.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Hey, does that also mean I'm-
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
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▶ Mebuki Haruno It's not like we're one of those great lineages anyway.
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▶ Sakura Haruno M-Mom!
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Besides, you're a bit of a pig compared to most girls.
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▶ Mebuki Haruno I mean, you throw your shoes all over the place, you don't fold laundry, and you hate to clean.
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Even if you get promoted, won't you just get in the way of the top brass?
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▶ Sakura Haruno You didn't have to tell the whole village...
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▶ Ino Yamanaka Even the great Sakura can get embarrassed by her parents.
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▶ Kizashi Haruno Don't worry, honey.
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▶ Kizashi Haruno Sakura's got herself a great master.
(0:09:50.06 )
▶ Kizashi Haruno Like they say, ＂Having a master prevents disaster.＂
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Oh, you old rascal!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Mom, Dad, back off already!
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▶ Sakura Haruno You're annoying and your jokes suck! You sound like idiots!
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▶ Mebuki Haruno What did you just say?!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan, you don't have to be so-
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▶ Sakura Haruno Shut up!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Don't stick your nose in my business!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Looks like everyone's getting recommended by their parents.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki What are you gonna do?
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▶ Sai I used to belong to Root.
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▶ Sai It has a different system for promotion to begin with.
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▶ EXTRA : Whoa, now.
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▶ EXTRA : Are you sure we should have bought such a huge cake?
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▶ EXTRA : I can eat it!
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▶ EXTRA : Are you sure?
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▶ EXTRA : You left so much last time.
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▶ EXTRA : Come on, let's go home.
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▶ EXTRA : Okay!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm home!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki As if...
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▶ Iruka Umino So what did you want to talk to me about?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki So, um, Iruka-sensei, would you
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▶ Iruka Umino Huh?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki All my friends had their parents
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▶ Iruka Umino No way. Absolutely not!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Why not?
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▶ Iruka Umino You've got to be a Chūnin first.
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▶ Iruka Umino You don't get special treatment just because you saved the village from Pain and everyone calls you a hero.{actually, when you're the only reason there even *is* a village, and you're apparently stronger than everyone else in it put together, they really should award you a rank that reflects high skill and loyalty. Or is that just me? - V}
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▶ Iruka Umino Your father, the Fourth, went from Genin, to
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▶ Iruka Umino Then he was treated as a hero.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki That's when he had his likeness chiseled into stone.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki A stone head can't say ＂welcome home.＂
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▶ Iruka Umino You're...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I feel like that sometimes.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I wish I could tell him to stop being a damn stone head and start being here when I come home...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Your parents were also-
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▶ Iruka Umino Snap out of it!
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▶ Iruka Umino What's wrong with you today?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Nothing...
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▶ Teuchi Here's your ramen!
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▶ Teuchi Naruto, you wanted the Miso Pork Cutlet, right?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Hey, old man, I'm not seeing any naruto slices in here.{Note: Not putting a TL-note. if people don't know what naruto is, what show have they been watching for nearly 600 episodes? -Err}
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▶ Teuchi Oh, we ran out,
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▶ Teuchi but I gave you a huge serving of menma to make up for it.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I hate menma!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki What's it made of anyway?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki It's way too tough to chew!
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▶ Teuchi Now see here. Menma is made of
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki So this stuff is rotten bamboo.
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▶ Iruka Umino You're the rotten one here!
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▶ Teuchi Hey, now!
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▶ Teuchi No fighting inside the shop, please!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Ramen without naruto ain't ramen!
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▶ Iruka Umino Hey, Naruto!
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▶ Teuchi Did he always hate menma that much?
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▶ Teuchi Hey, he underpaid.
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▶ Iruka Umino I'll cover it.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki What the hell's up with Iruka-sensei?
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Why must you always fight?!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Huh?
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▶ Sakura Haruno You're the one who always picks at every little thing.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I'm not a kid anymore, you know!
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Hey, I'm still talking!
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▶ Sakura Haruno I don't need you meddling in everything I do.
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Sakura!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan...
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▶ Mebuki Haruno Get back here, Sakura!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Let's go!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Wh-What?!
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▶ Sakura Haruno We're going on a date.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Keep up!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Um, I kinda pictured our date being a bit more fun...
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▶ Sakura Haruno Shut up!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Ow, ow!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I don't think using me as a distraction from your parents is really a date.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Right, Sakura-
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki You sure this is okay, Sakura-chan?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Your mom was calling you and all.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Let her do whatever she wants.
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▶ Sakura Haruno She's always like that.
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▶ Sakura Haruno She's always sticking her nose into every little thing,
(0:16:05.02 )
▶ Sakura Haruno and she's never happy unless she's giving orders like she's the queen of the world.
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▶ Sakura Haruno My dad's no better.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Would it kill him to take my side once in a while?
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▶ Sakura Haruno But no, he always does as my mom says.
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▶ Sakura Haruno All because he's a failed ninja who never became a Jōnin.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I just wish he'd help me out for once.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki You know...
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▶ Sakura Haruno I wish I had parents I could respect a bit more, like everyone else.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I'd be way better off without them.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Now that's out of line.
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▶ Sakura Haruno What, you're siding with them now?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki No, I'm just-
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▶ Sakura Haruno Why'd you have to be the one here now?
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▶ Sakura Haruno If it was Sasuke-kun, I know
he'd understand...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Huh?
(0:16:51.40 )
▶ Tobi It's been a long time, Uzumaki Naruto.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Madara... it's you!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Rasengan!
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▶ Tobi You never change.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Hell yeah!
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▶ Sakura Haruno You're not laying a finger on my village.
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▶ Tobi This is ahead of schedule, but oh well.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Wh-What did you-
(0:17:42.20 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What just happened?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki That bastard. Where'd he go?
(0:18:01.10 )
▶ Sakura Haruno He might still be hiding somewhere nearby.
(0:18:04.18 )
▶ Sakura Haruno We gotta let everyone know!
(0:18:06.81 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Hey. What's up?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki You guys! Your timing couldn't be better!
(0:18:12.86 )
▶ Sakura Haruno We're in trouble! Madara was just here.
(0:18:15.61 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Hey, you listening?
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▶ Kiba Inuzuka Sure I am. So what's this ＂madara＂ thing?
(0:18:22.16 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Did you mean ＂murderer＂?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Oh, come on! This is no time for your stupid jokes!
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▶ Kiba Inuzuka Like I said-
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▶ Sakura Haruno Akamaru?
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▶ Kiba Inuzuka Damn you, Akamaru!
(0:18:39.28 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka You bite me every damn chance you get!
(0:18:41.89 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka What the hell?!
(0:18:46.27 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka It's not like I want to keep seeing your ugly mug, either!
(0:18:47.77 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Did something happen between you two?
(0:18:56.74 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Yeah, right. Just business as usual.
(0:18:59.82 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Geez, I wish I was born as a cat tamer...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Cat?
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▶ Shino Aburame Why? Because Kiba belongs to the Cat Side, heart and soul.
(0:19:07.54 )
▶ Shino Aburame By the way...
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▶ Hinata Hyuga So... what are you two doing here?
(0:19:12.71 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Don't tell me you're on a date.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Huh?
(0:19:17.59 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Oh, Hinata, don't be silly...
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▶ Hinata Hyuga Go after him and I'll gut you!
(0:19:22.64 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Huh?
(0:19:26.52 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Tell the truth!
(0:19:29.16 )
▶ Sakura Haruno What?!
(0:19:31.52 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Calm down, you two!
(0:19:33.15 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Hey! Why are you defending this bitch?!
(0:19:34.44 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What?
(0:19:37.82 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan, how about we...
(0:19:39.44 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Y-Yeah.
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▶ Shino Aburame As I was saying, a man and a woman alone together...
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▶ Hinata Hyuga They ran away! I knew it was a date!
(0:19:48.58 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Get your asses back here!
(0:19:51.29 )
▶ Shino Aburame Being ignored is almost as bad as being around bugs.{Suggestion shouldn't be; I hate bugs? original pun: ＂I hate mushi＂, ＂mushi = ＂ignored/insect＂; I can't see any way to preserve the pun AND the meaning - V}
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▶ Sakura Haruno What the hell was that?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Were they always like that?
(0:20:15.31 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara C'mon, Chōji!
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▶ Shikamaru Nara C'mon, let's eat some barbecue.
(0:20:22.53 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara Yakini-Q has an all-you-can-eat deal for one table, and it's only 1,500 ryō!
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▶ Shikamaru Nara If all three of us go and split the cost, that'll be...
(0:20:30.54 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara Uh...
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▶ Choji Akimichi 500 ryō.
(0:20:35.67 )
▶ Choji Akimichi Anyway, I don't like all-you-can-eat deals.
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▶ Choji Akimichi When your appetite's as small as mine, it's a waste of money.
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▶ Shikamaru Nara What're you saying?!
(0:20:44.43 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara Even if you can only eat five servings, you're still saving 500 ryō!
(0:20:46.39 )
▶ Choji Akimichi How am I ever gonna eat five servings?
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▶ Ino Yamanaka Come on, boys! Tee hee!
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▶ Ino Yamanaka You two mustn't fight.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Did I just hear a ＂tee hee＂?
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▶ Ino Yamanaka Sakura-chan!
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▶ Ino Yamanaka Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you join us?
(0:21:08.20 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki ＂-chan＂?
(0:21:11.41 )
▶ Ino Yamanaka Let's go! It's fun to eat together with everyone!{I am disturbed by the fact that part of me actually likes the gentle Ino better; I feel this says bad things about me as a person - V}
(0:21:12.50 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Everyone has started behaving
(0:21:17.38 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki No kidding...
(0:21:22.55 )
▶ Ino Yamanaka Hey, come on!
(0:21:23.84 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Guys, we were attacked by Madara earlier!
(0:21:26.55 )
▶ Ino Yamanaka Sorry, what? A ＂madara＂?
(0:21:32.14 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara Oh, you know.
(0:21:34.64 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara It's that thing you put in a hotpot.
(0:21:36.48 )
▶ Ino Yamanaka Oh!
(0:21:37.81 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Uh, he's not a fish.
(0:21:39.02 )
▶ Sakura Haruno You really don't know what we're talking about?
(0:21:41.19 )
▶ Ino Yamanaka What's wrong? You two are acting a little funny today.
(0:21:43.57 )
▶ Sakura Haruno No, it's you that-
(0:21:48.03 )
▶ Choji Akimichi Sakura, you're the daughter of heroes. You've got to set a good example.
(0:21:59.33 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Heroes?
(0:22:08.01 )
▶ Choji Akimichi Up there.
(0:22:09.72 )
▶ Sakura Haruno D-Dad!
(0:22:22.40 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What... the hell?
(0:22:28.82 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha What's all the fuss about?
(0:22:34.58 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Sasuke-kun!
(0:22:43.25 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What are you doing in the village?!
(0:22:44.96 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha Something wrong with me being in my own village?
(0:22:50.64 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Well, no, not exactly...
(0:22:53.39 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha You look like you've seen a ghost.
(0:22:56.60 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha Sakura, Menma.
(0:23:00.35 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Uh, Menma? You mean...
(0:23:02.06 )
▶ TenTen I know I did this to myself, but man, that smarts!
(0:23:11.74 )
▶ Ino Yamanaka Ten-Ten-chan, you really should give up on ninja tools.
(0:23:14.70 )
▶ Ino Yamanaka They're so dangerous.{New Ino approval rating goes down again for being an airhead rather than just terminally nice like Nezumi - V}
(0:23:19.66 )
▶ Sakura Haruno The baths, huh?
(0:23:20.67 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Everyone said they were going, so I figured I'd
(0:23:23.25 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga I see you're still the Queen of Flat.
(0:23:29.55 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Flat?! Did you seriously just say that?
(0:23:32.34 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Menma's my man.
(0:23:35.10 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Don't you forget it, Flat Tits.
(0:23:37.22 )
▶ Sakura Haruno F-Flat Tits?!
(0:23:39.98 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Hinata's really holding a grudge.
(0:23:41.73 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki So, Fuzzy Brows is the only one who didn't make it?
(0:23:50.40 )
▶ Shino Aburame He never does.
(0:23:53.57 )
▶ Shino Aburame Why? It's because he's a busy bee.
(0:23:55.83 )
▶ Shino Aburame I hate bugs like that!
(0:23:58.70 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I see your patience isn't the only little thing around here.
(0:24:00.41 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Menma, look at me! I've got kitty ears!
(0:24:04.38 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Meow, meow!
(0:24:08.09 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Uh, right...
(0:24:10.88 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Geez, way to rain on my parade.
(0:24:12.34 )
▶ Kiba Inuzuka Fine, then I'm a lion! Roar, roar!
(0:24:16.05 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Uh, if I had to pick, I think I'd rather you went ＂woof, woof.＂
(0:24:20.64 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara Strike!
(0:24:33.24 )
▶ Choji Akimichi Pull yourself together, Shikamaru.
(0:24:45.00 )
▶ Choji Akimichi You're not a child anymore.
(0:24:47.54 )
▶ Choji Akimichi You've spilled all the hot water.
(0:24:49.50 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara Oops, my bad.
(0:24:52.72 )
▶ Choji Akimichi No helping it, I guess.
(0:24:54.18 )
▶ Choji Akimichi Baika no Jutsu!
(0:24:56.18 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara Whoa!
(0:24:59.60 )
▶ Shikamaru Nara There's more water all of a sudden! How come?
(0:25:00.73 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Kiba's obsessed with cats, and Shikamaru's a retard.
(0:25:03.85 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha Quit reacting to everything already. It's getting tiring.
(0:25:09.69 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I see you
haven't changed.
(0:25:13.57 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Everyone's different somehow, but are there people who've stayed the same?
(0:25:16.49 )
▶ Neji Hyuga No, over here! Turn a bit more this way!
(0:25:21.58 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I told you, there's nothing going on!
(0:25:25.87 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Liar!
(0:25:27.92 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga I know you're after Menma!
(0:25:28.67 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga This aura... no way!
(0:25:32.17 )
▶ Neji Hyuga Aw, crap!{he said this exactly as the PublishWith.me website went down last night - V}
(0:25:33.88 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Neji-nii, you bastard, I'll tear your guts out!
(0:25:35.34 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What was that?!
(0:25:47.27 )
▶ Rock Lee Ouch, that smarts...
(0:25:48.10 )
▶ Sakura Haruno What's Lee-san doing here?
(0:25:50.57 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga So that's it, Rock Lee!
(0:25:52.82 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga You said you were training, but you were really peeping on us all along!
(0:25:54.82 )
▶ Rock Lee You've got it all wrong!
(0:25:57.99 )
▶ Rock Lee I was passing by while doing an exercise, but then I got caught on something.
(0:25:59.28 )
▶ Rock Lee It's all a complete accident!
(0:26:03.29 )
▶ TenTen You were passing by the bathhouse roof?
(0:26:05.29 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Neji-nii can get in line. I'm slaughtering you first.
(0:26:07.00 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Hey, what happened?
(0:26:10.25 )
▶ TenTen Lee was peeping on the girls' bath!
(0:26:13.42 )
▶ Neji Hyuga What?! That's outrageous!
(0:26:14.96 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga You shut the hell up!
(0:26:18.47 )
▶ Neji Hyuga P-Please, Hinata-sama!
(0:26:20.47 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga That son of a bitch is getting away!
(0:26:21.64 )
▶ TenTen After him, everyone!
(0:26:24.22 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Seriously, what's going on?
(0:26:29.27 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Everyone's personalities are backwards!{＂personality traits＂ and ＂distinguishing features＂ both sound too high-register for Naruto - V}
(0:26:31.11 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Everyone? Including Sasuke-kun?
(0:26:35.03 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Actually, he hasn't changed a bit.
(0:26:37.74 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki He's the same bundle of charm we all know and love.
(0:26:40.82 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Phew.
(0:26:44.70 )
▶ Sakura Haruno If Lee-san hasn't changed either,
(0:26:46.20 )
▶ Sakura Haruno maybe the whole peeping thing is just a misunderstanding?
(0:26:49.33 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Gotcha. We'd better head out, too!
(0:26:51.88 )
▶ TenTen Did you think you could get away
(0:26:55.96 )
▶ Neji Hyuga I thought you were better than this, Lee!
(0:27:00.43 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga You don't get the damn moral high ground on this one!
(0:27:02.39 )
▶ Rock Lee I-It's all a mistake!
(0:27:04.89 )
▶ Rock Lee I was practicing my jumps along rooftops, but then I got caught on something,
(0:27:06.89 )
▶ Rock Lee and accidentally fell into the girls' changing room.
(0:27:11.65 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Bullshit!
(0:27:13.52 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Hold it, guys!
(0:27:15.53 )
▶ TenTen Menma!
(0:27:17.07 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Cool down, everyone.
(0:27:18.65 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Maybe it really was an accident!
(0:27:20.57 )
▶ Rock Lee S-Sakura-san...
(0:27:23.03 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga Shut up!
(0:27:25.99 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga If he's acting suspicious, I'll beat the truth out of him!
(0:27:27.45 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Wait! Lee-san isn't that kind of guy.
(0:27:29.33 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I'll-
(0:27:32.50 )
▶ TenTen Wait, that's my
underwear!
(0:27:36.75 )
▶ Hinata Hyuga He must've stolen it from the girls' changing room.
(0:27:40.97 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Not you too, Lee-san!
(0:27:46.64 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I feel like I'm going crazy.
(0:27:54.90 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I tried dispelling genjutsu, but it didn't make a difference.
(0:27:59.49 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sasuke's here. I'm Menma.
(0:28:02.78 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What the hell is up with this place?!
(0:28:06.20 )
▶ Sakura Haruno That technique Madara used must have sent us to another world.
(0:28:11.40 )
▶ Sakura Haruno That's the only possible explanation.
(0:28:16.59 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What kind of other world?
(0:28:18.68 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I don't know.
(0:28:21.01 )
▶ Sakura Haruno We just don't have enough information right now.
(0:28:22.63 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I guess there's nothing we can do
(0:28:26.18 )
▶ Sakura Haruno You're right.
(0:28:29.89 )
▶ Sakura Haruno In that case, we can't use your real name in public for the time being.
(0:28:31.56 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Wh-Wh-What?! How come?
(0:28:36.02 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Well, the local version of you is called Menma.
(0:28:38.36 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Would you be a sport and help me
(0:28:41.44 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Even Sakura-chan's doing it...
(0:28:48.16 )
▶ EXTRA : Oh, Sakura-chan!
(0:29:19.48 )
▶ EXTRA : Here you go!
(0:29:23.24 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Uh, are you sure about this?
(0:29:24.70 )
▶ EXTRA : It's fine!
(0:29:26.32 )
▶ EXTRA : I mean, your parents saved our village, after all.
(0:29:27.95 )
▶ EXTRA : Think of it as payback from us.
(0:29:32.54 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Is that how it is? Heroes, huh?
(0:29:38.71 )
▶ Mebuki Haruno Sakura!
(0:29:48.85 )
▶ Mebuki Haruno Make sure you leave your shoes tidy when you take them off!
(0:29:51.06 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm still Uzumaki Naruto though...
(0:30:08.45 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Wait!
(0:30:16.29 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki If Sakura's dad became a hero, then...
(0:30:17.79 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Mom! Dad!
(0:30:53.91 )
▶ EXTRA : What do you think you're doing?!
(0:31:00.25 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Uh, well, I kinda live here, so...
(0:31:02.21 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Huh?!
(0:31:05.63 )
▶ EXTRA : This is my house!
(0:31:06.67 )
▶ EXTRA : Get out! I'll call the neighbors!
(0:31:09.05 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki My house isn't even mine anymore.
(0:31:18.39 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What's up with this stupid world?!
(0:31:21.73 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki This isn't funny, damn it!
(0:31:24.88 )
▶ EXTRA : Quit yelling!
(0:31:27.53 )
▶ Zetsu Good work.
(0:31:46.50 )
▶ Zetsu Thanks to you, we managed to send them off without a problem.
(0:31:48.17 )
▶ Tobi That was the trial version of Eternal Tsukuyomi: Limited Tsukuyomi.
(0:31:58.02 )
▶ Tobi That world is like a reflection in a pool of water.
(0:32:02.40 )
▶ Tobi Using the power of seven Bijū, I throw the target, body
(0:32:07.57 )
▶ Zetsu but it doesn't seem that this world and the other world are exactly the same at all.
(0:32:17.16 )
▶ Tobi If I were to use a metaphor, those two are like pebbles.
(0:32:24.04 )
▶ Tobi If alien matter is thrown in from the outside, there will necessarily be ripples.
(0:32:32.22 )
▶ Zetsu I see.
(0:32:36.89 )
▶ Tobi Now, we have a bit of work ahead of us.
(0:32:38.18 )
▶ Zetsu One thing's strange.
(0:32:42.52 )
▶ Zetsu You created that other world,
(0:32:44.56 )
▶ Zetsu but the events within it aren't exactly as you had planned.
(0:32:47.11 )
▶ Tobi As I told you, this technique is ultimately a prototype,
(0:32:50.78 )
▶ Tobi but I will not surrender my rule of it to anyone.
(0:32:55.41 )
▶ Tobi Collecting secret techniques, as well as Bloodline Limits...
(0:33:16.09 )
▶ Tobi I see that you wish to obtain more power in order to control the shinobi world.
(0:33:21.72 )
▶ Tobi Your ambitions are quite clear.
(0:33:26.85 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki You're quite assertive for a ghost.
(0:33:30.62 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki What are you?
(0:33:33.82 )
▶ Tobi Does it matter?
(0:33:35.32 )
▶ Tobi I wish to lend you my power.
(0:33:37.16 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Isn't that...
(0:34:03.72 )
▶ Sakura Haruno S-Sasuke-kun!
(0:34:13.65 )
▶ Sakura Haruno What are you doing here first thing in the morning?
(0:34:19.49 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha The way you were acting last night caught my attention.
(0:34:21.91 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Don't tell me you were worried about me!
(0:34:25.33 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha If something's bothering you, feel free to tell me.
(0:34:28.42 )
▶ Sasuke Uchiha I'm always here for you.
(0:34:30.92 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Sasuke-kun!
(0:34:33.63 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Having to sleep rough in the middle
(0:34:44.56 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Wow. That must've sucked.
(0:34:47.85 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Hey! Don't talk like it's someone else's problem!
(0:34:50.65 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Didn't the same thing happen to you?
(0:34:53.27 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Actually, if I had to describe it in a word, it would be ＂comfy.＂
(0:34:56.88 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki ＂Comfy＂?! How come you're fine while I'm drawing the short straw here?!
(0:34:59.82 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Um, never mind.
(0:35:06.56 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Anyway, we should put together everything we know.
(0:35:07.96 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Madara's technique brought us here, but
(0:35:12.00 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki There's a lot we don't know about this place, but the locals
(0:35:18.67 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki On top of that...
(0:35:25.43 )
▶ Sai What captivating scenery!
(0:35:27.98 )
▶ Sakura Haruno That's incredibly lame by Sai's standards, isn't it?
(0:35:31.19 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I don't really know much about art.
(0:35:33.94 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Is that a landscape?
(0:35:36.73 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Like I said, I don't know much about art.
(0:35:38.32 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Everyone's different, even if it's only subtle.
(0:35:42.07 )
▶ Shino Aburame You two!
(0:35:54.42 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Oh, crap!
(0:35:55.59 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Let's go, Naruto!
(0:35:56.30 )
▶ Shino Aburame Like I said, being ignored is almost as bad as being around bugs.
(0:36:00.30 )
▶ EXTRA : Look, look, it's Sakura-chan!
(0:36:03.37 )
▶ EXTRA : Look, over there!
(0:36:06.14 )
▶ EXTRA : So pretty!
(0:36:08.68 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki The biggest difference is how
(0:36:10.64 )
▶ EXTRA : It's Sakura-chan, the daughter of heroes!
(0:36:15.61 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Sure.
(0:36:18.57 )
▶ EXTRA : I want to be just like you when I grow up.
(0:36:19.90 )
▶ EXTRA : How do I do it?
(0:36:23.57 )
▶ Sakura Haruno How? Well, you've got to work hard, make sure you train a lot,
(0:36:25.83 )
▶ Sakura Haruno and if you've got passion and fighting spirit, you'll do just fine!
(0:36:30.00 )
▶ EXTRA : Wow!
(0:36:34.96 )
▶ EXTRA : I'm going to work hard, too!
(0:36:36.79 )
▶ EXTRA : Bye-bye!
(0:36:38.09 )
▶ EXTRA : See ya!
(0:36:38.59 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Go for it!
(0:36:39.42 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Hey, are you actually enjoying this?
(0:36:42.17 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Certainly not.
(0:36:47.10 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I'm just playing to their expectations of the ＂child of heroes＂ in order to blend in here.
(0:36:48.97 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Are you sure?
(0:36:52.94 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Well, maybe a little.
(0:36:55.15 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I mean, it doesn't seem like we're in any danger right now.
(0:36:58.07 )
▶ Sakura Haruno This place isn't all bad, right?
(0:37:02.11 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Tell me you haven't forgotten!
(0:37:05.53 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki We're in a fake world created by Madara!
(0:37:07.62 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I know that.
(0:37:13.21 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I just felt like saying it.
(0:37:15.12 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I've had enough of this place!
(0:37:16.67 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Hey, where are you going?
(0:37:20.34 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki To gather some intel, what else?
(0:37:22.26 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Like hell I'm gonna hang around in a place like this!
(0:37:23.88 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Hey, wait up!
(0:37:29.01 )
▶ Tobi Now that I've got it locked inside the Limited Tsukuyomi,
(0:37:49.12 )
▶ Tobi I'm more than halfway to actually taking the Kyūbi for myself.
(0:37:52.29 )
▶ Zetsu You can make a meal of it any time you like.
(0:37:56.46 )
▶ Tobi There is no need to rush.
(0:38:00.92 )
▶ Tobi Events have a certain natural order to follow.
(0:38:03.51 )
▶ Tobi I will dispose of Uzumaki Naruto and take the Kyūbi without fail.
(0:38:06.55 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki When it comes to getting intel,
(0:38:13.06 )
▶ Tsunade That's impossible!
(0:38:18.44 )
▶ Tsunade How could the Thunder Nation's Bijū get stolen?!
(0:38:19.90 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What did you just say?!
(0:38:25.11 )
▶ Shizune Menma!
(0:38:27.40 )
▶ Sakura Haruno You said the Bijū has been stolen!
(0:38:28.07 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Has something happened to Octopops?
(0:38:29.70 )
▶ Tsunade Calm down.
(0:38:31.20 )
▶ Tsunade As I heard it, the kidnapped Jinchūriki was a woman.
(0:38:32.87 )
▶ Shizune Tsunade-sama!
(0:38:36.62 )
▶ Tsunade We may soon have a fight on our hands.
(0:38:38.33 )
▶ Tsunade There is no point in hiding it.
(0:38:41.21 )
▶ Sakura Haruno A fight? With who?
(0:38:43.30 )
▶ Tsunade Do you know of the masked man who's been causing a stir within many other nations in recent years,
(0:38:46.51 )
▶ Tsunade indiscriminately gathering rare techniques and Bloodline Limits?
(0:38:50.89 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki A masked man?
(0:38:55.14 )
▶ Shizune An S-rank criminal in the International Bingo Book.
(0:38:57.18 )
▶ Shizune Who would have ever thought that he'd be after a Bijū?
(0:39:00.90 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki A masked man after Bijū...
(0:39:04.11 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan, you don't think it's...
(0:39:06.69 )
▶ Sakura Haruno It's possible.
(0:39:09.49 )
▶ Sakura Haruno We know there's no Madara in this world,
(0:39:10.32 )
▶ Sakura Haruno There may be a Madara here with a different name.
(0:39:15.74 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Where is he right now?
(0:39:18.54 )
▶ Shizune Give it up.
(0:39:21.21 )
▶ Shizune He's not an opponent you can fight at your level.
(0:39:22.50 )
▶ Shizune All the shinobi villages, ours included,
(0:39:25.30 )
▶ Shizune However, even the great Jiraiya-sama never made it back.
(0:39:29.84 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Ero-Sennin... is dead?
(0:39:34.35 )
▶ Tsunade Before he died, Jiraiya said there was
(0:39:38.31 )
▶ Minato Namikaze Use a sealing scroll: the Tome of the Vermilion Moon.
(0:39:46.07 )
▶ Tsunade Welcome back.
(0:39:59.32 )
▶ Minato Namikaze We've just returned.
(0:40:01.42 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Huh?
(0:40:05.38 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Mom and Dad... are alive!
(0:40:07.67 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki What's with acting all surprised just
(0:40:15.72 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Oh, right. In this world...
(0:40:19.77 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Please continue with what you were saying!
(0:40:22.56 )
▶ Minato Namikaze Before he died, Jiraiya-sensei said he had received a prophecy on Mount Myōboku.
(0:40:25.52 )
▶ Minato Namikaze It said the masked man would be defeated with the Tome of the Vermilion Moon that Jiraiya-sensei brought back.
(0:40:30.78 )
▶ Minato Namikaze The Great Toad Sage's prophecies are infallible.
(0:40:36.08 )
▶ Minato Namikaze In order to follow the prophecy, Jiraiya-sensei risked his life to obtain the Tome of the Vermilion Moon.
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▶ Minato Namikaze However, he succumbed to his wounds and never made it back to the village.
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▶ Minato Namikaze He lost his life.
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▶ Sakura Haruno So where is the Tome now?
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▶ Tsunade It's probably hidden near the border of Kusa.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Does this mean you cracked the code?
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▶ Tsunade It took a great deal of time and effort, but...
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▶ Tsunade Minato, Kushina,
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▶ Tsunade wait for Kakashi and Gai to return from their mission,
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▶ Tsunade then set out with them to retrieve the Tome.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Please let me go with them!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Hold on, Naruto. What are you saying?!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki This isn't something I can leave to other people!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki If you take down the user, the technique gets dispelled.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki We've finally found a clue on how to get back to our world!
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▶ Sakura Haruno That's true.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Granny!
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▶ Tsunade There's no reason for you to get involved.
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▶ Minato Namikaze I'd like to second that request.
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▶ Tsunade Minato!
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▶ Minato Namikaze Please don't worry. We will definitely bring back the Tome.
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▶ Tsunade Very well.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Thank you very much!
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▶ Sakura Haruno I never saw that coming.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I mean, your parents being...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Damn you, Madara!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Making fake versions of them
, of all things!
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▶ Sakura Haruno I know...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki We can't waste a single second!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki We're going to get the Tome or whatever,
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki kick the other Madara's ass, and get the hell out of this world as soon as we can!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Dead people are alive again.
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▶ Sakura Haruno People who shouldn't be here still are.{recast if you must, but I will personally eviscerate anyone who thinks the way to improve this sentence is by putting a comma before ＂are＂ - V}
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▶ Sakura Haruno Just what kind of world is this?
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▶ Sakura Haruno Naruto's parents are alive, too.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I wonder what he's doing right now.
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Come out, Menma. I keep telling you dinner's ready.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki And I keep telling you to leave me alone!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Like hell I'm gonna get friendly with a bunch of fakes.
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki You're a hundred years too young to even think about arguing with me!{anyone else get a ＂just a housewife who happened to be passing by＂ vibe here? - V}
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▶ Minato Namikaze Quit while you're ahead, Menma!
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▶ Minato Namikaze They don't call your mom the Red-Blooded Habanero for nothing!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki You will
eat your dinner now, won't you?
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Won't you?!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Yes, ma'am!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Thanks.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Menma, would you mind taking care of the dirty dishes?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Do it yourself.
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▶ Minato Namikaze You're certainly in a bad mood.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Did you have a fight with Sakura?
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▶ Minato Namikaze It's unusual to see you taking that album out.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki So what if I am?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki About that conversation earlier...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki How come you got Granny to let me come along?
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▶ Minato Namikaze You had some special reason, right?
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▶ Minato Namikaze My son's not the type to argue just for the sake of it.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Am I wrong?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Oh, come on.
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▶ Minato Namikaze We are
family, after all.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Okay, everyone! Let's go all out!
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▶ Might Guy I'm all out already...
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▶ Might Guy Doing consecutive missions with no time for a break is rough.
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▶ Might Guy The days of my youth are long gone.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake C'mon, don't say that!
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Let's give it our all!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Don't tell me they've swapped places.
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki What're you scowling for?
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Is someone trying hard to look cool in front of the heroes' daughter?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Don't touch me!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Wh-What was that for?
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Has he reached that
age already?
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▶ Sakura Haruno You know, that was kinda uncalled-
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Leave it be!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm not their Menma, anyway.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Naruto...
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▶ Menma Uzumaki You have my gratitude.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki It's thanks to you that I've been able to find the Bijū.
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▶ Tobi Nothing in this world is beyond my knowledge.
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▶ Tobi That is why I'll warn you.
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▶ Tobi You will be in danger soon.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki You mean from the Tome of the Vermilion Moon?
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▶ Tobi Your enemies are already on the move.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Is that right?
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▶ Minato Namikaze The Tome of the Vermilion Moon should be up ahead.
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▶ Minato Namikaze My master is bound to have set some sort of trap, of course.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Kakashi, please take the lead and use the Sharingan to predict the danger.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Understood.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Or so I'd love to say, but...
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▶ Kakashi Hatake I sort of pushed myself too hard from leaving my Sharingan activated this entire time, so...
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▶ Minato Namikaze You have a knack for tiring yourself out right when it counts.
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▶ Might Guy Actually, I need a rest, too.
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▶ Might Guy You can't win against old age.
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▶ Minato Namikaze No choice, then. Let's take a break.
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Hey, where's Menma?
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▶ Sakura Haruno He would...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm not gonna just sit around!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Is that it?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Toad Boss!
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▶ Minato Namikaze We're too late!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma, you're such a nuisance!
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▶ Minato Namikaze It can't be helped now that the technique's activated.
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▶ Minato Namikaze We are Konoha shinobi.
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▶ Minato Namikaze We've come to retrieve the scroll Jiraiya-sensei hid here.
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▶ Gamabunta Don't mean a thing to me.
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▶ Gamabunta We were told to guard it from absolutely everyone.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Boss, just hear me-
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▶ Gamabunta Hold your tongue!
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▶ Minato Namikaze Doesn't look like we have room to negotiate.
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▶ Minato Namikaze We've got no choice but to break through!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki How many did they bring?!
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▶ Sakura Haruno I can't move like this!
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▶ EXTRA : Oh, my!
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▶ Might Guy Middle Age Attack...
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▶ Minato Namikaze Try not to hurt them.
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▶ Minato Namikaze These are toads who made a contract with Jiraiya-sensei.
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▶ EXTRA : No!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Wait!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Please let us through, Boss!
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▶ Gamabunta Who do you think you're talking to, you little brat?!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki This world has a different Toad Boss.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki In that case, I'll use my Frog Fu!
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▶ Gamabunta What's going on? Where did he go?
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▶ Gamariki Love Whip!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I was so close!
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▶ Gamabunta Eat this!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma!
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▶ Minato Namikaze Kushina!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Minato...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Wh-Why?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Why did I have to...
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▶ Minato Namikaze Get down, Menma!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki But...
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Don't worry. You'll be by Kushina's side.
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▶ Minato Namikaze I'll take care of the rest.
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▶ Gamabunta Why, you...
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▶ Gamabunta Damn it!
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▶ Minato Namikaze A sealing technique composed of
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▶ Minato Namikaze It really would take me or Jiraiya-sensei to dispel this.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Thank you, Master.
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▶ Minato Namikaze I've obtained the Tome of the Vermilion Moon as you wanted.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Are you okay?!
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▶ Minato Namikaze Kushina has light burns,
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▶ Minato Namikaze but you know what I want to say, right?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Please leave me alone.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Huh?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I don't need you to worry about me!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki So quit it already!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I never asked her to jump in!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I never asked her to get hurt!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki If I was alone, then that attack wouldn't have hurt anyone!
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▶ Minato Namikaze That'll never happen.
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▶ Minato Namikaze We want to protect you every second of every day.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Our bodies move on their own, whether it makes sense or not.
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▶ Minato Namikaze That's what it means to be a parent.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Why? Why do you have to say stuff like that?
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▶ Minato Namikaze Is there something strange about it?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki That's not what I'm saying!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Why...
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▶ Minato Namikaze Don't put yourself in unnecessary danger next time.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Kushina and I had a little talk before we set out.
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▶ Minato Namikaze We want to submit a Jōnin application for you once this mission is over.{now I think of it, how can the promotion system rely on parental recommendations in a village where ninja regularly die and leave their children orphaned? - V}
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma!
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▶ Minato Namikaze Oh, Kushina! I've, uh, already taught him the error of his ways!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki You're a real headache!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki I'm so glad you didn't get hurt!
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Now that's a loving family.
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▶ Tsunade Jiraiya will be able to rest in peace now.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Let's put together an extermination squad at once!
(0:54:12.22 )
▶ Kakashi Hatake Now we can finally defeat that hateful masked man!
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▶ Tsunade No, we need to wait a little first.
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▶ Kakashi Hatake We do?
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▶ Tsunade The prophecy has another part.
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▶ Tsunade ＂The Tome will be opened when the moon in the heavens takes on a vermilion hue.＂
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▶ Tsunade Until that time, it will be kept under heavy guard.
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▶ Sakura Haruno After we finally get the Tome, they tell us that we can't even use it right now.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Yeah...
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▶ Sakura Haruno Plus, how are we supposed to know when the moon's going to turn red?
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▶ Sakura Haruno Maybe we should go talk to Tsunade-sama again tomorrow.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan, I'm sorry...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Today, I need to...
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▶ Minato Namikaze You're home early.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Mom, Dad...
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Welcome home, Menma.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm home.
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▶ Tobi It seems that the Tome of the Vermilion Moon has made its way to Konoha.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Then, it's time to begin.
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▶ Tobi Limited Tsukuyomi creates the thing that the
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▶ Tobi It is a world built upon one's heartfelt wishes.
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▶ Tobi That's why once this world has been created, even I, its maker, cannot recreate it anew.
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▶ Tobi No one would fight against what their own heart desires.{calling it now: Madara's plan will fail because people are dumb on a structural level, and what they want isn't the same as what'll make them happy - V}
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▶ Sakura Haruno Even your favorite food gets boring after you eat enough of it.
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▶ Sakura Haruno ＂The child of heroes,＂ huh?
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▶ Sakura Haruno Naruto...
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▶ Sakura Haruno Did you feel this way all along?
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▶ Sakura Haruno Sasuke-kun!
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▶ EXTRA : Oh, Sasuke-kun, you charmer!
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▶ Sasuke Uchiha I mean it. I'm always here for you.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I'm sorry, Naruto! I was wrong!{you know, the fact that Sasuke says it to all the girls doesn't inherently mean he doesn't mean it - V}
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▶ Sakura Haruno Let's hurry and get back to our world!
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▶ Sakura Haruno I'm sorry, Naruto. Let's go-
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Then here I go!
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▶ Sakura Haruno What do I do?
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▶ Sakura Haruno Is this because of what I said back in the beginning?
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▶ Sakura Haruno But then, there's his dream...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki So what's this urgent thing you wanted to talk about?
(1:01:53.18 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm kinda busy today.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I'm sure.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I mean, you know, since we're
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm just looking for a way to kill time and stuff.
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▶ Sakura Haruno You really are happy in this world, aren't you?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki C'mon now, Sakura-chan, what are you saying?
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki It's all here. It's everything I've ever wanted.{a living Jiraiya? A healthy love life? Any sign that Konohamaru exists? - V}
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Mom and Dad are here, and it's just how I always imagined it.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki This is my dream.
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▶ Sakura Haruno But this place is...
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki I know it's not real, but I...
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▶ Tsunade It's you!{can't have characters spend too long struggling with actual meaningful problems - quick, throw in some explosions! - V}
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▶ Menma Uzumaki I commend you for retrieving the Tome from within that barrier.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Now, I'd like you to give me the Tome of the Vermilion Moon.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Hokage-sama!
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▶ Minato Namikaze We won't let you lay a finger on the Tome!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki I have no use for small fry.{＂small fry＂ is plural as well as singular, and death will come to those that attempt to change it to ＂fries＂. With nasty big pointy teeth - V}
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▶ Kakashi Hatake Gai!
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▶ Minato Namikaze Hokage-sama!
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▶ Minato Namikaze This is bad!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Kill them.
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▶ Minato Namikaze That's impossible. He tore out their chakra in one attack?!
(1:04:51.36 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki The next one will take your life.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Stay away, Menma! It's the masked man!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki So that's the guy?!
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▶ Sakura Haruno No way! It's not Madara?!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Madara? I see.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki So you're acquaintances of his?
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▶ Sakura Haruno You know Madara?
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▶ Menma Uzumaki He is a most useful man.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Tell us! Where is he?
(1:05:23.27 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki I see no reason to tell you anything.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Besides, judging from your tone, I doubt you're his friends.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Then I'll just have to beat it out of you!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Don't bother. You're no threat to me.
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▶ Sakura Haruno Even so, we've got to beat Madara to get out of this world.
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▶ Sakura Haruno I have to fight you!
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▶ Sakura Haruno Real heroes risked their lives to
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▶ Sakura Haruno I refuse to abandon it!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Run, Menma!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki I'll never forgive you if you die before we do!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Mom!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Something about you feels wrong.
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▶ Menma Uzumaki The Yellow Flash?
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▶ Minato Namikaze I made sure to carve my seals into the Tome back when I retrieved it.
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▶ Minato Namikaze If I have to, I'll use a kunai that I left outside the village to take it away.
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▶ Minato Namikaze I won't let him have my master's legacy!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki In that case, I'll just have you bring it to me instead.{you know, it would be smarter to just kill everyone who could potentially use the Tome against you, and *then* worry about the item itself - V}
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Sakura-chan!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Think of it as a trade for this girl's life.
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Like I'll let you!
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▶ Menma Uzumaki Here's something to remember me by.
(1:07:08.42 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What's that?
(1:07:14.51 )
▶ Minato Namikaze This is bad! That mass of chakra!
(1:07:15.38 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Dairasen Ringu.
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▶ Minato Namikaze Menma!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma! Menma!
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma!
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▶ Naruto Uzumaki Whoa...
(1:08:15.69 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Where's Sakura-chan?{I'm giving him a break because he might be concussed, but otherwise stupid question of the century - V}
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▶ Kushina Uzumaki She's-
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▶ Minato Namikaze We still have the scroll.
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▶ Minato Namikaze We must recover and wait for the time to strike back.
(1:08:28.66 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What are you talking about?!
(1:08:31.50 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Don't just lie back and relax. We've got to rescue her!
(1:08:33.54 )
▶ Minato Namikaze We can't, Menma!
(1:08:36.50 )
▶ Minato Namikaze We're not heroes like that.
(1:08:39.01 )
▶ Minato Namikaze We can't risk our lives for strangers.
(1:08:42.51 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki No...
(1:08:47.81 )
▶ Minato Namikaze We may be ninja, but we're still human beings first.
(1:08:50.10 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki But-
(1:08:55.98 )
▶ Minato Namikaze What if you die?!
(1:08:56.52 )
▶ Minato Namikaze We're worried about you, Menma.
(1:08:59.61 )
▶ Minato Namikaze I believe in you.
(1:09:04.78 )
▶ Minato Namikaze I'm entrusting Konoha to you, Naruto.
(1:09:07.12 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Real heroes risked their lives to
(1:09:09.79 )
▶ Sakura Haruno I refuse to abandon it!
(1:09:15.33 )
▶ Minato Namikaze I'll be back in a flash.
(1:09:20.01 )
▶ Minato Namikaze If I don't take care of him here,
(1:09:24.34 )
▶ Minato Namikaze he'll cause even more destruction than the Kyūbi!
(1:09:27.26 )
▶ Tobi You people are already doomed!
(1:09:33.27 )
▶ Minato Namikaze Rasengan!
(1:09:47.91 )
▶ Minato Namikaze I'm sorry, Kushina.
(1:10:01.38 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki I can still do it, Minato.
(1:10:05.30 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Thank you for everything.
(1:10:16.27 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Minato, don't look so sad.
(1:10:21.61 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki I'm happy that you loved me.
(1:10:25.74 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki When I think of our future together as a family if I lived,
(1:10:33.79 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki I can only see... a life full of happiness.
(1:10:52.81 )
▶ Minato Namikaze I will seal all of your remaining chakra into Naruto, together with the Kyūbi.{this is not the line from the original episode - presumably they condensed it - V}
(1:11:05.69 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki But he's our son!
(1:11:13.66 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki I'd never want him to live carrying such a burden!
(1:11:16.12 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki To maintain the balance between the Bijū?
(1:11:23.05 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki For the sake of the country? The village?
(1:11:24.88 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki There's no reason to sacrifice Naruto for that!
(1:11:28.13 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki There's no reason for you to sacrifice yourself for me!
(1:11:31.64 )
▶ Minato Namikaze We're a family...
(1:11:42.86 )
▶ Minato Namikaze of shinobi!
(1:11:46.11 )
▶ Minato Namikaze It'll be a while before we see him, so say what you want to say.
(1:11:59.12 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Naruto...
(1:12:04.59 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Don't be picky about your food.
(1:12:06.21 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Eat lots so you can grow big.
(1:12:07.88 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Make friends.
(1:12:11.43 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki You don't need a lot of them.
(1:12:14.97 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Just a few that you can really trust!
(1:12:17.39 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Speaking of vices, watch out for Jiraiya-sensei, ya know!
(1:12:22.65 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Naruto, you will face a lot of pain and suffering in your life.
(1:12:33.24 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Believe in yourself.
(1:12:39.79 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Believe in your dreams.
(1:12:42.42 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Believe that you can make your dreams come true!
(1:12:44.59 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki There's many, many, many, many, many,
(1:12:50.09 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki I wish I could stay with you longer!
(1:13:01.31 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki I love you.
(1:13:04.81 )
▶ Minato Namikaze Naruto, my advice as your father...
(1:13:10.61 )
▶ Minato Namikaze is everything your chatty mother just said.
(1:13:14.45 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I have to go.
(1:13:28.80 )
▶ Minato Namikaze No, you don't!
(1:13:31.09 )
▶ Minato Namikaze There's no need to pretend to be a hero!
(1:13:32.34 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm not really from around here.
(1:13:33.76 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki My name isn't really Menma.
(1:13:37.51 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm sorry I lied to you.
(1:13:40.97 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki What is this all of a sudden?
(1:13:43.52 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki My real dad is the Fourth Hokage,
(1:13:46.77 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki and my mom was the Kyūbi Jinchūriki.
(1:13:51.44 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki The two of them died in the real world to protect everyone.
(1:13:55.66 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki They protected the village, and
(1:14:00.41 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma, please don't go!
(1:14:12.51 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm going.
(1:14:19.10 )
▶ Kushina Uzumaki Menma!
(1:14:22.35 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm the child of two heroes, after all!
(1:14:35.24 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Where am I?
(1:15:00.35 )
▶ Tobi In another reality, one created by the Limited Tsukuyomi.
(1:15:02.47 )
▶ Tobi In the original world, this place was called the Cavern of Discipline.
(1:15:07.10 )
▶ Tobi This is the place where Jiraiya and
(1:15:14.23 )
▶ Tobi Though in this world, it seems someone else has come to use it as a hideout.
(1:15:19.53 )
▶ Sakura Haruno What is it that you're really after?
(1:15:25.00 )
▶ Tobi You'll find out in time.
(1:15:27.83 )
▶ Tobi Be grateful.
(1:15:29.54 )
▶ Tobi You'll never see anything like this again.
(1:15:31.21 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I've finally found you, Madara!
(1:15:33.92 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Naruto!
(1:15:36.63 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'll kick your ass and go back to the real world!
(1:15:39.97 )
▶ Tobi I'm afraid I'm not the one you'll be up against.
(1:15:46.14 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Kindly hand over the Tome of the Vermilion Moon.
(1:15:57.28 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki No way! Release Sakura-chan first!
(1:15:59.65 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Then I'll just kill you and take it myself.{or he could let Sakura go - it's not like she has any value for him - V}
(1:16:03.62 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki I was going to kill you anyway.
(1:16:08.00 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Something about you feels wrong.
(1:16:11.29 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki I can't let you live.
(1:16:14.50 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki You just feel wrong.
(1:16:16.84 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What?!
(1:16:19.30 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What is this horrible feeling?
(1:16:23.72 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Again?!
(1:16:31.06 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Damn!
(1:16:36.07 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What's going on?
(1:16:37.86 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki It makes me feel sick.
(1:16:43.16 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Your very presence, and your chakra!{Hmm, apparently Back To The Future was wrong. You CAN meet yourself}
(1:16:45.28 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki It's like there's something buzzing deep inside my stomach...
(1:16:49.20 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki I think it's about time we wrap this up.
(1:16:53.04 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Kumen Sowaka!
(1:16:58.26 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Blue. Hundred. Vermilion. Occult.
(1:17:00.92 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Sky. South. North. Three. Jewel.
(1:17:03.80 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Kumenjū!
(1:17:07.68 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki I'll grind you into dust so fine that
(1:17:16.98 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki There's too many of them to fight at once!
(1:17:20.94 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki The enemy even gets backup?!
(1:17:37.17 )
▶ Itachi Uchiha Stop.
(1:17:39.96 )
▶ Itachi Uchiha We came here at the Hokage's request.
(1:17:41.38 )
▶ Deidara We're here to back you up so that
(1:17:47.30 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Akatsuki mercenaries?!
(1:17:52.98 )
▶ Kisame Hoshigaki A grim reaper's chakra? Sounds like it'll be worth shaving off.
(1:18:18.75 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Nice! So Akatsuki is on my side?
(1:18:25.51 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Don't get ahead of yourself!
(1:18:28.55 )
▶ Tobi I see. So this is another ripple warping this world?
(1:18:49.87 )
▶ Tobi To think the Hokage would be directing Akatsuki...
(1:18:54.91 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Uchiha Itachi?!
(1:18:58.50 )
▶ Itachi Uchiha Your form is strange.
(1:19:00.88 )
▶ Itachi Uchiha I take it physical attacks will be
(1:19:02.59 )
▶ Itachi Uchiha However, I have other cards up my sleeve.
(1:19:06.84 )
▶ Tobi If you put your mind to it, you could even set me on fire.
(1:19:11.05 )
▶ Tobi You're as dangerous as ever.
(1:19:14.98 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm leaving Sakura-chan to you!
(1:19:20.69 )
▶ Deidara The swaying of flames, too, is a sort of art.
(1:19:45.92 )
▶ Deidara Art really is a blast.
(1:19:55.47 )
▶ Deidara So that's the real body.
(1:20:03.65 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What's this?
(1:20:23.08 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I get it. This is a training hall.
(1:20:34.85 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Tajū Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
(1:20:52.61 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Only a loser relies on numbers.
(1:21:22.60 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Is that so?
(1:21:25.94 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki It's over.
(1:21:28.78 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki For you, maybe.
(1:21:38.49 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki What are you?
(1:22:04.35 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki You make me sick.
(1:22:06.56 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Naruto...
(1:22:27.63 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki He managed to survive my Spiraling Shuriken!
(1:22:40.31 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki You can feel it buzzing deep in your stomach, can't you?
(1:22:46.90 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Man, you're slow!
(1:22:53.40 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki The thing inside you has been getting more and more pissed off.
(1:22:55.49 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Inside me?
(1:22:59.62 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki How do you know about that?!
(1:23:02.08 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki You could call it resonance.
(1:23:03.66 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Honestly... I could never have imagined it either.
(1:23:10.59 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki I can't believe there was another one of me in this world.{so where's other Sakura? We know she exists and isn't evil from that one filler episode - V}
(1:23:36.44 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki That's why I can't stand it!
(1:23:43.28 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki It gives me goosebumps simply knowing that you exist!
(1:23:48.46 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki I'm going to erase you!{so was Menma always evil, or did Naruto's arrival somehow retcon him? - V}{Apparently the ＂masked man＂ was trouble for awhile, so I'm guessing her always was. -Err}
(1:23:54.88 )
▶ Menma Uzumaki Die!
(1:24:49.68 )
▶ Deidara Whoa, there. What's going on?!
(1:25:02.70 )
▶ Sakura Haruno He looks exactly like Naruto!
(1:25:13.04 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Was he this world's Jinchūriki?
(1:25:15.21 )
▶ Tobi Of all Bijū, the Kyūbi bears the greatest and purest hatred.
(1:25:18.17 )
▶ Tobi If two of them face each other,
(1:25:25.80 )
▶ Tobi Now, how will this play out?
(1:25:31.89 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm the one he's after! All of you, please stay away!
(1:25:34.85 )
▶ Sakura Haruno Naruto!
(1:25:40.78 )
▶ Kakuzu Further action would be outside the limits of our contract.
(1:25:43.45 )
▶ Kakuzu We didn't get paid enough for that.
(1:25:46.37 )
▶ Sakura Haruno You're kidding!
(1:25:48.87 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Bigger body, bigger target!
(1:26:00.46 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Rasen Tarengan!{I swear exactly the same thing happens every single time he uses this move on anyone - V}
(1:26:30.91 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Damn...
(1:26:42.34 )
▶ Kurama How pathetic.
(1:26:48.97 )
▶ Kurama To think you'd be defeated by a mere imitation.
(1:26:51.10 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki Shut up!
(1:26:54.02 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'm right about to counterattack!
(1:26:55.94 )
▶ Naruto Uzumaki I'll unleash Bijū Mode and-
(1:26:58.15 )
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