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Kazuma Satou : This money is meaningless. (0:00:11.06)
Kazuma Satou : Feeling satisfied with just a few coins, (0:00:14.16)
Kazuma Satou : taking care of a useless goddess... (0:00:16.05)
Kazuma Satou : This is not the parallel world life I wished for! (0:00:18.26)
Kazuma Satou : Fighting ferocious dragons
with a cursed or holy sword,
(0:00:22.77)
Kazuma Satou : being lauded as a chosen hero, (0:00:26.32)
Kazuma Satou : love blossoming with a party member... (0:00:29.97)
Kazuma Satou : Isn't that how it's supposed to be? (0:00:33.51)
EXTRA : Red rover, red rover! (0:00:38.51)
Aqua : I've had all I can take of living in debt! (0:00:41.52)
Aqua : A quest! (0:00:45.30)
Aqua : Thanks to Dullahan, there are only
tough ones left, but let's accept one!
(0:00:46.56)
Aqua : I want money! (0:00:49.90)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I... I don't mind... (0:00:52.15)
Aqua : P-Please! (0:00:55.53)
Aqua : I'm sick of working part-time
in the shopping district!
(0:00:57.96)
Aqua : The manager yells at me if
any croquettes aren't sold!
(0:01:00.13)
Aqua : I'll work hard! (0:01:02.35)
Aqua : I'll give it everything I've got this time! (0:01:03.23)
Kazuma Satou : This is one pitiful self-proclaimed goddess. (0:01:06.53)
Aqua : Please! (0:01:06.67)
Kazuma Satou : I'm sure I'll run out of money eventually, too, (0:01:10.33)
Kazuma Satou : so go find a decent-looking quest for us. (0:01:12.88)
Aqua : Got it! (0:01:15.50)
Megumin : Will Aqua be all right? (0:01:19.54)
Megumin : I get the feeling she'll bring
back some insane quest.
(0:01:21.94)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'd be okay with an unreasonable quest! (0:01:24.47)
Aqua : All right. (0:01:30.57)
Kazuma Satou : That's not "all right"! (0:01:31.91)
Kazuma Satou : What are you trying to accept?! (0:01:33.21)
Kazuma Satou : "There's a place where a manticore and
a griffin are fighting over territory.
(0:01:36.72)
Kazuma Satou : Please kill both of them. (0:01:41.09)
Kazuma Satou : The reward is 500,000 eris." (0:01:43.27)
Kazuma Satou : Are you stupid?! (0:01:45.70)
Kazuma Satou : I was right to come check on her. (0:01:47.10)
Kazuma Satou : I nearly let her accept a
ridiculously high-level quest!
(0:01:48.72)
Aqua : Hey, check this one out! (0:01:52.87)
Aqua : "The quality of the town
lake's water has declined,
(0:01:55.57)
Aqua : and Brutal Alligators
have started to live in it,
(0:01:58.06)
Aqua : so I would like to have the water purified. (0:02:00.53)
Aqua : The monsters will move to a different
habitat if the lake is purified,
(0:02:02.55)
Aqua : so there's no need to kill them. (0:02:06.33)
Aqua : The reward is 300,000 eris." (0:02:08.40)
Aqua : This quest is perfect for me! (0:02:11.00)
EXTRA : Episode 5 (0:03:00.26)
EXTRA : "A Price for This Cursed Sword!" (0:03:00.26b)
Aqua : How about it? (0:03:49.30)
Kazuma Satou : Are you actually capable of purifying water? (0:03:50.54)
Aqua : You fool. (0:03:52.98)
Aqua : Who do you think I am? (0:03:54.27)
Aqua : Surely you can tell (0:03:56.56)
Aqua : what I'm a goddess of from
my name and appearance.
(0:03:58.27)
Kazuma Satou : Goddess of party tricks, right? (0:04:01.73)
Aqua : No, you shut-in NEET! (0:04:03.14)
Aqua : Water! Do you not see the beautiful (0:04:04.84)
Aqua : water-colored eyes and hair?! (0:04:07.58)
Aqua : Go ahead and accept it, then. (0:04:09.31)
Kazuma Satou : If you accept it alone, you can keep
the whole reward for yourself.
(0:04:11.42)
Aqua : Wh-What? (0:04:14.60)
Aqua : Well, monsters are likely to attack
while I'm purifying the lake...
(0:04:17.27)
Aqua : So I'd like you to protect me... (0:04:21.71)
Kazuma Satou : That's what this is about? (0:04:24.62)
Kazuma Satou : How long will it take? (0:04:26.96)
Kazuma Satou : About five minutes? (0:04:28.90)
Aqua : Half a day or so? (0:04:32.08)
Kazuma Satou : That's long! (0:04:33.37)
Aqua : Please, I'm begging you! (0:04:34.80)
Aqua : Help me out, Kazuma-san! (0:04:36.70)
Kazuma Satou : How will you go about purifying it, anyway? (0:04:38.59)
Aqua : Huh? (0:04:40.85)
Aqua : Well, for a goddess of my class, (0:04:42.34)
Aqua : simply touching the lake should purify it. (0:04:44.88)
Kazuma Satou : I see. (0:04:48.73)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, Aqua. (0:04:51.06)
Kazuma Satou : I think I know a way you
can purify the lake safely.
(0:04:52.23)
Aqua : Huh? (0:04:55.68)
Aqua : Hey, are we really doing this? (0:05:05.58)
Kazuma Satou : My strategy is rock-solid. (0:05:07.66)
Kazuma Satou : What're you unsatisfied with? (0:05:10.62)
Aqua : I feel like some rare, (0:05:13.31)
Aqua : captured monster that's on its way to be sold. (0:05:16.23)
EXTRA : Exploration Quest (0:05:20.63)
EXTRA : Purify the Riverhead Lake (0:05:20.67)
Kazuma Satou : By no means did we come here to abandon
this worthless goddess in the lake.
(0:05:32.57)
Kazuma Satou : She'll be able to touch and purify (0:05:37.71)
Kazuma Satou : the water from inside the safety of the cage. (0:05:39.46)
Kazuma Satou : Aqua! Tell us if anything happens! (0:05:41.95)
Kazuma Satou : We'll reel you in, cage and all! (0:05:44.59)
Aqua : I feel like a teabag of black tea
being made into soup stock.
(0:05:47.11)
EXTRA : — 2 Hours In — (0:05:53.20)
Aqua : 312 iron bars, (0:05:56.98)
Aqua : 313 iron bars... (0:05:59.86)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No monsters are showing up. (0:06:02.64)
Megumin : Seems that way. (0:06:04.88)
Kazuma Satou : You know, you're being awfully reserved today. (0:06:06.84)
Kazuma Satou : Huh? (0:06:09.51)
Kazuma Satou : Normally, you'd say something chuuni-ish (0:06:11.08)
Kazuma Satou : and try to blow the monsters away, lake and all. (0:06:13.27)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Oh, that's true. (0:06:15.58)
Megumin : What sort of impression
do you two have of me?!
(0:06:16.90)
Megumin : My ultimate explosion magic isn't to be (0:06:21.33)
Megumin : used on the likes of mere alligators. (0:06:23.67)
Kazuma Satou : You always fire it off all over
the place for no reason...
(0:06:26.19)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, Aqua! (0:06:30.08)
Kazuma Satou : How's purifying the lake coming along? (0:06:32.20)
Aqua : It's going well! (0:06:35.70)
Kazuma Satou : You'll catch a chill if you're
in the water too long!
(0:06:37.78)
Kazuma Satou : If you need to go to the
bathroom, let us know!
(0:06:40.46)
Aqua : Arch priests don't go to the bathroom! (0:06:43.27)
Megumin : Sounds like she's doing fine. (0:06:46.42)
Megumin : By the way, crimson demons don't
go to the bathroom, either.
(0:06:48.57)
Kazuma Satou : Did you used to be idols or something? (0:06:51.80)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : M-Me, either. (0:06:53.90)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm a crusader, so I don't... (0:06:55.52)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I don't... (0:06:59.19)
Kazuma Satou : Darkness, don't try so hard to deny it. (0:07:01.98)
Kazuma Satou : You two insist you don't use the bathroom, (0:07:05.12)
Kazuma Satou : so next time we'll accept a quest
that'll take longer than a day,
(0:07:07.09)
Kazuma Satou : and we'll just see whether you use it or not. (0:07:10.25)
Megumin : Please don't! (0:07:13.29)
Megumin : Crimson demons really don't
use the bathroom, okay?
(0:07:14.67)
Megumin : But I'll apologize, so please don't do that. (0:07:17.30)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No less from the man I placed my hopes on! (0:07:19.58)
Megumin : Still, the alligators aren't coming. (0:07:23.48)
Megumin : It would be great if this kept up
and things ended peacefully...
(0:07:25.89)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, that line is bound to trigger a flag! (0:07:29.01)
Aqua : K-Kazuma! (0:07:31.64)
Aqua : Something's coming! Hey, a lot
of somethings are coming!
(0:07:33.84)
Aqua : Kazuma! Kazuma-san! (0:07:38.60)
EXTRA : — 4 Hours In — (0:07:45.94)
Kazuma Satou : Since the alligators showed up, (0:07:49.54)
Kazuma Satou : Aqua's not only using her
godly purification ability,
(0:07:51.65)
Kazuma Satou : but is also using purification magic
as if her life depended on it.
(0:07:53.78)
Aqua : Purification! Purification! (0:07:56.83)
Aqua : Purification! Purification! Purifica— (0:07:58.83)
Aqua : Purification! (0:08:04.26)
Aqua : Purification! Purification! (0:08:05.16)
Aqua : Purification! Purification! (0:08:07.31)
Aqua : The cage! The cage is making a strange sound! (0:08:10.73)
Kazuma Satou : Aqua! Let us know if you want to give up! (0:08:13.55)
Kazuma Satou : We'll pull the cage in by
the chain and run away!
(0:08:16.81)
Aqua : No way! (0:08:19.77)
Aqua : I won't get my reward if I give up now! (0:08:20.71)
Aqua : It just went "crack"! (0:08:26.40)
Aqua : The cage just made a sound
no cage should ever make!
(0:08:27.63)
Aqua : Purification! Purification! (0:08:30.94)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It looks kind of fun inside that cage. (0:08:32.81)
Kazuma Satou : Don't you dare. (0:08:37.17)
Aqua : Purification! Purification! Purification! (0:08:38.33)
Aqua : Purification! Purification! (0:08:41.89)
EXTRA : — 7 Hours In — (0:08:51.84)
Megumin : It looks like the purification is complete. (0:08:54.88)
Megumin : All of the alligators appear to have left, too. (0:08:57.39)
Kazuma Satou : Aqua, are you okay? (0:09:00.17)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Aqua? (0:09:02.78)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, Aqua. (0:09:03.85)
Kazuma Satou : Aqua-san? (0:09:05.93)
Kazuma Satou : Hey. (0:09:07.51)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, I'm talking to you! What's wrong? (0:09:08.86)
Kazuma Satou : If that's enough to make you cry,
you should've retired from the quest.
(0:09:15.32)
Kazuma Satou : Come on, we're going home. (0:09:19.23)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, Aqua. We talked it over, (0:09:22.00)
Kazuma Satou : and we don't need any reward for this. (0:09:24.60)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That's right, Aqua.
The entire 300,000 eris is yours.
(0:09:27.30)
Megumin : Th-That's right! You did all
the work this time, after all!
(0:09:31.15)
Kazuma Satou : C-Come on, get out of the cage already. (0:09:36.51)
Kazuma Satou : The alligators are gone. (0:09:39.38)
Aqua : Just take me back like this. (0:09:41.38)
Kazuma Satou : What did you say? (0:09:43.57)
Aqua : The world outside this cage is scary. (0:09:45.66)
Aqua : Take me back to the city like this. (0:09:48.71)
Kazuma Satou : It looks like this quest
traumatized Aqua yet again.
(0:09:53.90)
EXTRA : Quest Complete (0:10:02.49)
EXTRA : That's the legendary Ancient Dragon. (0:10:17.24)
EXTRA : Can we beat that thing? (0:10:19.74)
EXTRA : Maybe we should run away... (0:10:21.87)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : My name is Mitsurugi Kyouya. (0:10:25.61)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I was the sort of ordinary high
schooler you could find anywhere,
(0:10:27.79)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : but in the abyss of death,
I met a lovely goddess,
(0:10:30.57)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : and was reincarnated into this
world as a chosen hero.
(0:10:32.75)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : If we let this dragon run rampant, (0:10:36.64)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : many people could be injured,
or lose their lives.
(0:10:38.65)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : We are the only ones who can defeat it! (0:10:42.67)
EXTRA : Kyouya! (0:10:47.10)
EXTRA : The sacred treasure said to be (0:10:48.91)
EXTRA : created by the gods,
which only Kyouya can wield...
(0:10:50.72)
EXTRA : The Cursed Sword, Gram! (0:10:53.00)
EXTRA : That's my Kyouya! (0:11:06.53)
EXTRA : Only he could defeat the
Ancient Dragon in a single blow!
(0:11:08.63)
EXTRA : Wh-When did he become yours?! (0:11:11.33)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Hey, now, stop that. (0:11:14.20)
EXTRA : Blah! (0:11:14.45)
EXTRA : Hey! (0:11:15.29)
EXTRA : Kyouya is mine! (0:11:16.78)
EXTRA : What are you talking about? (0:11:18.03)
EXTRA : Kyouya is mine, okay?! (0:11:19.17)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I will save this world, without fail. (0:11:20.81)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I made a promise to her... (0:11:24.66)
Aqua : Now, depart on your journey
with the Cursed Sword, Gram,
(0:11:28.37)
Aqua : chosen hero. (0:11:32.19)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Lady Goddess. (0:11:35.13)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I will slay the Devil King
and save the world for you.
(0:11:36.47)
Aqua : Yes, I expect great things of you. (0:11:40.89)
Aqua : A used-up goddess is being transported along... (0:11:48.54)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : This voice... (0:11:50.15)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I've heard it before! (0:11:52.26)
EXTRA : Kyouya? Where are you going?! (0:11:54.48)
Aqua : I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold... (0:11:59.75)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Lady Goddess! (0:12:11.47)
Aqua : I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold... (0:12:17.46)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, Aqua, (0:12:19.81)
Kazuma Satou : we're in the city now,
so stop singing that song.
(0:12:21.28)
Kazuma Satou : Just transporting a woman on
her knees in a beat-up cage
(0:12:24.37)
Aqua : Hang in there, me... (0:12:27.36)
Kazuma Satou : is already drawing everyone's attention. (0:12:28.06)
Kazuma Satou : In fact, get out of there already! (0:12:30.82)
Aqua : No. (0:12:33.23)
Aqua : Inside this cage is my sanctuary. (0:12:34.63)
Aqua : The outside world is scary,
so I won't come out for a while.
(0:12:37.30)
Megumin : She's completely holed herself up in there. (0:12:41.07)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Yeah... (0:12:43.92)
Kazuma Satou : She's just like I used to be... (0:12:45.63)
Kazuma Satou : Oh, nothing, never mind. (0:12:47.71)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Lady Goddess! (0:12:49.57)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : It's you, isn't it, Lady Goddess?! (0:12:50.63)
Kazuma Satou : Huh? (0:12:51.95)
Megumin : Seriously? (0:12:55.80)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : What are you doing in such
a place, Lady Goddess?!
(0:12:57.29)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hey. (0:13:00.28)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Don't touch my ally so freely. (0:13:01.98)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Who are you? (0:13:04.89)
Kazuma Satou : You know him, don't you?
He was calling you a goddess.
(0:13:07.76)
Kazuma Satou : Do something! (0:13:10.90)
Aqua : Goddess? (0:13:12.96)
Kazuma Satou : Yes! (0:13:13.86)
Aqua : That's right! I'm a goddess! (0:13:20.06)
Kazuma Satou : She didn't seriously forget
she's a goddess, did she?
(0:13:22.22)
Aqua : So, what business do you have
with a goddess such as myself?
(0:13:33.69)
Aqua : Who are you? (0:13:38.19)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : It's me, Mitsurugi Kyouya! (0:13:39.57)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : The Mitsurugi Kyouya who received
this Cursed Sword, Gram,
(0:13:42.68)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : from you and was reincarnated in this world! (0:13:44.97)
Aqua : Huh? (0:13:48.17)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Huh? (0:13:48.89)
Kazuma Satou : Huh? (0:13:50.01)
Aqua : Oh, of course! That guy! (0:13:53.24)
Aqua : Sorry, I totally forgot! (0:13:55.43)
Aqua : I've sent along many people, (0:13:57.71)
Aqua : so it's inevitable that I'd forget some! (0:13:59.34)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Y-Yes... (0:14:01.96)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : It has been a while, Aqua-sama. (0:14:05.56)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I have been working hard every
day as your chosen hero.
(0:14:07.84)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : By the way... (0:14:11.96)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Why have you been locked up in a cage? (0:14:13.33)
Kazuma Satou : Because she didn't want to get out of it. (0:14:17.54)
EXTRA : KO-NO-SU-BA! (0:14:20.98)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : What?! (0:14:23.09)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : You dragged the goddess to this world? (0:14:24.63)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Then you locked her in a cage
and dunked her in a lake?!
(0:14:27.49)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : What in the world were you thinking?! (0:14:30.01)
Aqua : W-Wait! I'm having lots of fun every day, (0:14:32.51)
Aqua : and I'm not upset about having
been dragged here anymore.
(0:14:36.57)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Aqua-sama, I don't know
how this man won you over,
(0:14:39.52)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : but you are a goddess!
And yet, this little...
(0:14:43.86)
Kazuma Satou : This jerk just says whatever he wants. (0:14:47.08)
Kazuma Satou : He doesn't even know Aqua all that well! (0:14:49.57)
EXTRA : What? (0:14:52.63)
EXTRA : Fighting over a woman? (0:14:53.45)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : By the way, where are you
staying right now, Aqua-sama?
(0:14:55.12)
Aqua : Um, in the stables... (0:14:58.84)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Huh? (0:15:01.75)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hey, take your hands off him! (0:15:04.53)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Is there no limit to your rudeness?! (0:15:06.92)
Megumin : He's kind of making me want to blow him up. (0:15:09.18)
Kazuma Satou : Don't do that. I'll die, too. (0:15:11.18)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : You two are... (0:15:13.26)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : A crusader and arch wizard? (0:15:15.19)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I see. You're blessed with
wonderful party members.
(0:15:17.68)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : You have such excellent people here, (0:15:21.67)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : yet you make Aqua-sama sleep in a stable. (0:15:24.19)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Have you no shame? (0:15:26.55)
Kazuma Satou : I'm sure this guy has (0:15:31.03)
Kazuma Satou : lived a life free of worry
with that Cursed Sword Gram
(0:15:32.94)
Kazuma Satou : that he got as a perk when reincarnating. (0:15:35.65)
Kazuma Satou : I worked my way up from square one, (0:15:38.56)
Kazuma Satou : so why must I get lectured by a guy like him? (0:15:41.32)
Kazuma Satou : Also, these girls are "excellent"? (0:15:44.60)
Kazuma Satou : I've (0:15:47.50)
Kazuma Satou : never once (0:15:49.13)
Kazuma Satou : seen the slightest (0:15:50.61)
Kazuma Satou : glimpse of (0:15:52.38)
Kazuma Satou : that! (0:15:53.76)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : All of you should travel with me,
a sword master, from now on.
(0:15:55.65)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I'll even buy you full sets
of high-grade equipment.
(0:15:59.92)
Aqua : Hey, this is bad. (0:16:04.31)
Aqua : This guy seriously freaks me out. (0:16:06.11)
Aqua : He's the narcissistic type, and that scares me. (0:16:08.70)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What should I do? (0:16:11.49)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My instincts won't let me accept that man. (0:16:12.71)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I enjoy getting hit more than attacking, (0:16:15.02)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but something about him
makes me want to hit him.
(0:16:17.43)
Megumin : Can I blow him up? Can I blow him up? (0:16:20.11)
Kazuma Satou : Um, (0:16:22.91)
Kazuma Satou : it sounds like my allies unanimously
don't want to join your party.
(0:16:24.63)
Kazuma Satou : Bye, then. (0:16:28.82)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Wait! (0:16:33.06)
Kazuma Satou : Would you move aside? (0:16:36.40)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Sorry, but I can't leave
Aqua-sama in this environment.
(0:16:38.10)
Kazuma Satou : What now? He's the type
that won't listen to anyone.
(0:16:42.37)
Kazuma Satou : I can see where this is going. (0:16:45.10)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Will you have a match with me? (0:16:48.32)
Kazuma Satou : I knew it. (0:16:50.08)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : If I win, turn Aqua-sama over to me. (0:16:51.24)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : If you win, I'll listen to any
one request you have.
(0:16:54.25)
Kazuma Satou : All right, I'm in. Here I go! (0:16:57.37)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Hey, wait! (0:16:59.48)
Kazuma Satou : Steal! (0:17:01.07)
Kazuma Satou : That'll teach you to say whatever you please. (0:17:14.12)
EXTRA : C-Coward! (0:17:16.89)
EXTRA : Coward, coward, coward! (0:17:19.60)
Kazuma Satou : Are you two this guy's allies? (0:17:23.18)
EXTRA : That's right, you disgusting man! Coward! (0:17:25.50)
Kazuma Satou : This cheater with a cursed sword (0:17:28.77)
Kazuma Satou : who challenged a novice adventurer with
weak gear to a match is the real coward!
(0:17:30.68)
EXTRA : Give back Gram! (0:17:35.33)
EXTRA : Only Kyouya can use that cursed sword! (0:17:37.03)
Kazuma Satou : Huh? (0:17:39.62)
Kazuma Satou : For real? (0:17:40.92)
Aqua : The Cursed Sword Gram is for
this embarrassing guy's use alone.
(0:17:42.28)
Kazuma Satou : Well, I have it now, so I guess I'll keep it. (0:17:49.54)
EXTRA : W-Wait just a second! (0:17:51.63)
EXTRA : We won't accept the way you won! (0:17:53.63)
Kazuma Satou : I'm an advocate of true gender equality, (0:17:58.57)
Kazuma Satou : a guy who has no problem doling out
a drop kick to a female opponent.
(0:18:01.93)
Kazuma Satou : Don't think I'll go easy on you. (0:18:06.94)
Kazuma Satou : I'll unleash my Steal ability
right here in public.
(0:18:09.92)
EXTRA : Huh? (0:18:13.90)
EXTRA : Wh-Wha? (0:18:14.62)
Kazuma Satou : So, what'll it be? (0:18:19.16)
Kazuma Satou : Come on. Come on! (0:18:25.68)
EXTRA : No! (0:18:31.05)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Nice! (0:18:36.02)
Kazuma Satou : Uh, no... (0:18:37.31)
EXTRA : The Next Day (0:18:40.72)
Aqua : Why?! (0:18:42.63)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That was Aqua's voice. (0:18:45.34)
Megumin : I wonder what happened. (0:18:47.45)
Kazuma Satou : Is she never satisfied until
she's caused a commotion?
(0:18:49.25)
Aqua : She said my reward this time, (0:18:56.15)
Aqua : after deducting the cost of
the broken cage, is 100,000 eris.
(0:18:58.36)
Aqua : The cage repair fee is 200,000 eris. (0:19:02.83)
Aqua : I wasn't even the one who broke it... (0:19:05.48)
Aqua : The next time I see that man, (0:19:08.50)
Aqua : I'm going to nail him with God Blow for sure! (0:19:10.41)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I've been looking for you, Satou Kazuma! (0:19:13.81)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I heard about you from a certain thief girl. (0:19:18.60)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : She said you're a demon
who strips off panties!
(0:19:22.33)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : What's more, there also seem
to be rumors that you're into
(0:19:24.31)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : getting girls covered in slime. (0:19:27.36)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : They call you "Kazuma the Brute." (0:19:29.60)
Kazuma Satou : Hey, wait! Tell me who's spreading that around! (0:19:31.06)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Aqua-sama, (0:19:33.97)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I swear that I will defeat the Devil King. (0:19:35.46)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : So, please, party up with me— (0:19:38.06)
Aqua : God Blow! (0:19:40.42)
Aqua : Hey, you! (0:19:47.87)
Aqua : Pay the repair fee for the cage you broke! (0:19:49.31)
Aqua : It's 300,000! 300,000! (0:19:51.61)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Oh, uh, sure... (0:19:53.80)
Kazuma Satou : Didn't she say 200,000 earlier? (0:19:55.96)
Aqua : Excuse me! (0:19:58.96)
Aqua : One drink and a stack of fried frog, please! (0:20:00.90)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : I... I realize this request is asking too much... (0:20:06.54)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : But, please, could you return
the cursed sword to me?
(0:20:11.19)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : In exchange, I'll buy you the
finest sword in the shop—
(0:20:14.39)
Megumin : First, (0:20:19.58)
Megumin : there's the matter of the cursed sword
no longer being in his possession.
(0:20:20.41)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Huh? (0:20:24.32)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : S-Satou Kazuma, where's the cursed sword? (0:20:29.88)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Wh-Wh-Where did my cursed sword go? (0:20:33.47)
Kazuma Satou : I sold it. (0:20:36.62)
Kyouya Mitsurugi : Damn it! (0:20:38.22)
EXTRA : Kyouya! (0:20:41.80)
Kazuma Satou : This money is meaningless. (0:20:46.14)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What in the world was with that guy? (0:20:48.69)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : By the way, (0:20:51.31)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : he kept calling Aqua a goddess.
What was that about?
(0:20:52.41)
Kazuma Satou : The time is right. (0:20:58.98)
Kazuma Satou : It might be okay to tell Megumin and Darkness. (0:21:00.02)
Aqua : I've kept this to myself until now, (0:21:04.31)
Aqua : but I'll tell you. (0:21:06.55)
Aqua : I am Aqua, (0:21:09.11)
Aqua : the goddess who rules water,
worshiped by the Religious Order of Axis.
(0:21:10.57)
Aqua : Yes, I am the goddess Aqua! (0:21:14.07)
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Did you dream that? (0:21:17.79)
Megumin : Did you dream that? (0:21:17.79)
Aqua : No! (0:21:19.58)
Luna : Emergency! Emergency! (0:21:20.71)
Luna : All adventurers, please arm yourselves at once (0:21:22.98)
Luna : and gather at the front gate of the city! (0:21:25.59)
Luna : Adventurer Satou Kazuma-san
and his party in particular,
(0:21:27.87)
Luna : as quickly as possible, please! (0:21:30.84)
Kazuma Satou : Huh? (0:21:33.08)
Kazuma Satou : Him again? (0:21:44.41)
Verdia : All of you... (0:21:47.03)
Verdia : Why haven't you come to the castle?! (0:21:50.46)
Verdia : You wretches! (0:21:52.78)
Kazuma Satou : What? (0:21:58.41)
Aqua : Mr. Satou Kazuma is growing noticeably stronger, and is progressing
so well, he could defeat the Devil King as soon as tomorrow.
This is entirely due to my supervisory talents.
Mr. Kazuma, who was once a shut-in NEET, seems to be in constant awe of my shrewd coaching, which is gentle like a mother's, yet strict like a father's.
Therefore, I would like to request permission to return home immediately...
Huh? I can't? No!
(0:23:29.97)

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