Konata Izumi : Well, let's get going. |
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Miyuki Takara : Let's go! |
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Kagami Hiiragi : Stop messing around and start! |
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EXTRA : On your mark! |
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EXTRA : Get set! |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : You've done it again, Kona-chan. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : That was amazing. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : How come you aren't on any sports teams... |
(0:01:47.70) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...when you're so athletic? |
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Konata Izumi : 'Cause if I join a team... |
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Konata Izumi : ...I'll miss my prime time anime. |
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Konata Izumi : Say, Tsukasa. |
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Konata Izumi : Which end of a choco-cornet do you start from? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : The head, I suppose. |
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Konata Izumi : I see. |
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Konata Izumi : By the way... |
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Konata Izumi : Which side's the head? |
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Konata Izumi : The fat end or the thin end? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : I would guess the thin end. |
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Konata Izumi : Oh. |
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Konata Izumi : I thought it was the fat end. |
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Konata Izumi : But why would the thin end be the head? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Well, doesn't it look like a seashell? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why did you think it was the fat end, Kona-chan? |
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Konata Izumi : 'Cause, you know... |
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Konata Izumi : It looks like a caterpillar? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : A caterpillar? |
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Konata Izumi : But I guess it works better if you picture a seashell. |
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Miyuki Takara : U-Um... |
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Miyuki Takara : You could cut off the thin end... |
(0:03:01.40) |
Miyuki Takara : ...and eat it with the excess chocolate. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Now I get it. |
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Konata Izumi : Good thinking, Miyuki-san. |
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Konata Izumi : You're so smart. |
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Miyuki Takara : Not at all. |
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Miyuki Takara : Everyone has their own approach to eating. |
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Konata Izumi : How do you eat cream puffs? |
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Miyuki Takara : Cream puffs, you ask? |
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Miyuki Takara : Well... |
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Miyuki Takara : I start by splitting it in half... |
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Miyuki Takara : ...and eating the lid after dipping it in the cream from the bottom... |
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Miyuki Takara : And then I eat the bottom half. |
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Miyuki Takara : This way, I don't have to worry about any cream spilling out... |
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Miyuki Takara : ...while maintaining a balance between cream and puff. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : What about the ones that have both custard and cream inside? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : How do you eat those? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Do you mix them up? |
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Miyuki Takara : No. |
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Miyuki Takara : I wouldn't do such a thing. |
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Miyuki Takara : But how would you mix them? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Just asking. |
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Konata Izumi : When do you eat the strawberry on a strawberry shortcake... |
(0:03:55.15) |
Konata Izumi : ...or the chestnut on top of a Mont Blanc? |
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Miyuki Takara : Let's see... |
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Miyuki Takara : There are also strawberries tucked between layers of sponge cake. |
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Miyuki Takara : I follow a normal distribution of strawberry, cream, and cake as I eat. |
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Miyuki Takara : So there isn't a set time for eating the strawberry. |
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Konata Izumi : You really know your stuff. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : I always save the strawberry for last. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : But then I get full sometimes... |
(0:04:21.95) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I end up not eating it... |
(0:04:24.45) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...or someone in my family takes it. |
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Konata Izumi : Your favorites gotta come first. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Actually, I don't think I've ever seen anyone take a strawberry from onee-chan. |
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Konata Izumi : That's Kagami for you. |
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Konata Izumi : Doesn't miss a step. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Are you able to eat the last bite of a popsicle without dropping it? |
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Miyuki Takara : Dropping it? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : If you aren't careful... |
(0:04:43.13) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...you drop the last bit, right? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : What do you do, Kona-chan? |
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Konata Izumi : Suck it down to nothing. |
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Miyuki Takara : You could rotate the popsicle as you eat. |
(0:04:53.05) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's a good idea. |
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Miyuki Takara : I'm not very fond of ice cream cones. |
(0:04:57.56) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why? |
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Miyuki Takara : I can't stand it when only the cone is left. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's right. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : You always end up with some cone left. |
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Konata Izumi : I push the ice cream into the cone as I eat. |
(0:05:09.37) |
Miyuki Takara : How do you push the ice cream? |
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Konata Izumi : I do a little ~gui gui~ action as I eat. |
(0:05:16.96) |
Miyuki Takara : ~gui gui~, is it? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan prioritizes balance, right? |
(0:05:21.75) |
Miyuki Takara : That's right. |
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Konata Izumi : Then what do you do with curry rice? |
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Konata Izumi : Do you mix the sauce with the rice? |
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Miyuki Takara : No. |
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Miyuki Takara : I don't mix them... |
(0:05:30.10) |
Miyuki Takara : ...but I make sure that they're equally proportioned. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : I mix mine up. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : What about you, Kona-chan? |
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Konata Izumi : Depends on the curry. |
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Konata Izumi : If there's any sauce or raw egg in it... |
(0:05:37.98) |
Konata Izumi : ...I guess I'll sometimes mix it. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sauce in curry? |
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Konata Izumi : It's delicious. |
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Miyuki Takara : Do you also put sauce on your fried eggs? |
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Konata Izumi : I put soy sauce on fried eggs. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : I use mayonnaise. |
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Miyuki Takara : Not on your boiled eggs but on your fried eggs? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : You see, mayonnaise... |
(0:05:55.72) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...goes well with most egg dishes. |
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Konata Izumi : Do you put it on your curry? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's a must on white rice. |
(0:06:01.54) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But the sweetness also goes well with udons. |
(0:06:03.63) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's also good with parent-child bowls. |
(0:06:06.59) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You know how eggs and chicken meat are child and parent. |
(0:06:08.17) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : So once I add mayonnaise, which is made from eggs... |
(0:06:10.66) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...I call it an expanded family bowl. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Also... |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : I usually can't stand natto... |
(0:06:19.06) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but I can eat it after I add mayonnaise. |
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Konata Izumi : Can't imagine it. |
(0:06:23.18) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But... |
(0:06:24.81) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...putting mayonnaise on soft-boiled eggs might be best. |
(0:06:25.61) |
Konata Izumi : The fried eggs at my house are also half-done. |
(0:06:29.78) |
Konata Izumi : It's how my otou-san likes them. |
(0:06:33.33) |
Konata Izumi : He likes to suck out the yolk. |
(0:06:35.33) |
Konata Izumi : And if it's overcooked, he can't suck the yolk. |
(0:06:38.87) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : How do you eat yakitori? |
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Konata Izumi : What do you mean how? |
(0:06:44.67) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Do you eat it right off the skewer? |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Or do you use chopsticks to take it off? |
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Miyuki Takara : Let's see... |
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Miyuki Takara : If I'm eating one by myself, I'll leave it on the skewer. |
(0:06:51.14) |
Miyuki Takara : But if I'm with other people, I'll take it off. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yeah, yeah. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : Isn't it a little awkward when there's only one left? |
(0:06:57.92) |
Miyuki Takara : I can't bring myself to take the last one. |
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Konata Izumi : As time goes by without anyone eating it... |
(0:07:04.07) |
Konata Izumi : It starts getting dry... |
(0:07:07.90) |
Konata Izumi : ...and looking anything but appetizing... |
(0:07:09.39) |
Konata Izumi : ...and nobody really wants it anymore... |
(0:07:11.10) |
Konata Izumi : ...but when the server takes it, you go... |
(0:07:12.81) |
Konata Izumi : "Wait, we're not done with that yet." |
(0:07:13.89) |
Konata Izumi : ...kinda on reflex. |
(0:07:15.79) |
Konata Izumi : But then you end up leaving without eating it. |
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Miyuki Takara : Such a waste. |
(0:07:20.46) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I feel sorry for it. |
(0:07:22.02) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : And with yakiniku... |
(0:07:24.91) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...I feel sorry for the meat that's all charred and stuck to the grill. |
(0:07:26.21) |
Miyuki Takara : You have to eat while you're grilling and chatting... |
(0:07:29.88) |
Miyuki Takara : ...so it's a busy ordeal. |
(0:07:33.39) |
Konata Izumi : It's even worse with onion beef tongue slices since they're done in no time. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're right. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : They're already done after only one flip. |
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Konata Izumi : Flip? |
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Konata Izumi : Onion beef tongue slices? |
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Konata Izumi : You shouldn't flip those over! |
(0:07:47.25) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Really? |
(0:07:50.48) |
Konata Izumi : If you flip them over... |
(0:07:51.44) |
Konata Izumi : ...the onions on top will fall off. |
(0:07:52.82) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Oh, yeah. |
(0:07:55.69) |
Konata Izumi : You don't need to flip it over. They'll finish cooking from roasting just one side. |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : I see... |
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Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'll do that from now on. |
(0:08:02.58) |
Konata Izumi : You should never flip them over. |
(0:08:04.25) |
Miyuki Takara : Is that so? |
(0:08:06.55) |
Konata Izumi : By the way, between the fat or thin end, which is the head of a choco-cornet? |
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Kagami Hiiragi : Super bad boy. |
(0:08:17.97) |
Kagami Hiiragi : There've been a bunch of kidnapping cases recently. |
(0:08:20.14) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Guys forcing girls to address them as "Master" and stuff. |
(0:08:22.77) |
Konata Izumi : Isn't that less an issue of morals... |
(0:08:27.39) |
Konata Izumi : ...and more an issue of playing too many dating sims and adult games? |
(0:08:29.51) |
Konata Izumi : It's a commonly used scenario. |
(0:08:32.68) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't you talking about yourself?! |
(0:08:34.35) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Er, wait a second. |
(0:08:38.38) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Why are you so well versed in the adult game scenarios... |
(0:08:39.39) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...Miss High School Second-year? |
(0:08:41.44) |
Konata Izumi : Your grades are always so good. |
(0:08:48.25) |
Konata Izumi : Don't you have any faults, Miyuki-san? |
(0:08:52.33) |
Miyuki Takara : I'm ashamed to say... |
(0:08:55.09) |
Miyuki Takara : ...that I have a tendency to brood over things... |
(0:08:56.72) |
Miyuki Takara : ...or space out. |
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Miyuki Takara : I've cut my finger while using a slicer. |
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Miyuki Takara : Ow!
|
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Miyuki Takara : And tripped over myself while in a hurry. |
(0:09:04.68) |
Miyuki Takara : And gotten my bag stuck in the door on a train. |
(0:09:08.20) |
Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san. |
(0:09:12.74) |
Konata Izumi : Those aren't faults, but elements of moe. |
(0:09:13.99) |
Miyuki Takara : Moe? |
(0:09:17.90) |
Konata Izumi : The clumsy factor. |
(0:09:18.58) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What was going on inside Kona-chan's head during all that?!
|
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Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san, why do you wear glasses when you're actually attractive? |
(0:09:23.32) |
Konata Izumi : You can only target a niche audience. |
(0:09:26.38) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Target's a little... |
(0:09:28.59) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Setting aside the issue of popularity... |
(0:09:30.16) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...why don't you wear contacts? |
(0:09:32.59) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I heard that glasses make your vision worse. |
(0:09:34.30) |
Miyuki Takara : Um... |
(0:09:37.01) |
Miyuki Takara : I'm ashamed to be saying this in high school... |
(0:09:37.97) |
Miyuki Takara : B-But... |
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Miyuki Takara : I'm... |
(0:09:42.50) |
Miyuki Takara : Scared! |
(0:09:43.87) |
Miyuki Takara : Of contacts! |
(0:09:45.10) |
Miyuki Takara : Or to be specific... |
(0:09:46.56) |
Miyuki Takara : ...putting things in my eyes. |
(0:09:47.81) |
Miyuki Takara : I can never open my eyes when I'm underwater. |
(0:09:50.19) |
Konata Izumi : Damn!
|
(0:09:52.78) |
Konata Izumi : She's cute to the core!
|
(0:09:53.61) |
Konata Izumi : Must be innate.
|
(0:09:55.36) |
Konata Izumi : Isn't that Miyuki-san? |
(0:09:57.34) |
Konata Izumi : Is she here for an eye examination? |
(0:10:00.15) |
Konata Izumi : To get contacts? |
(0:10:01.80) |
Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san's probably better off this way forever. |
(0:10:05.95) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That looked painful... |
(0:10:09.08) |
Konata Izumi : She's a living monument. |
(0:10:10.19) |
Konata Izumi : Kagami's at home with a cold? |
(0:10:14.29) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : For now it looks like she doesn't have the flu though. |
(0:10:17.04) |
Konata Izumi : I'm stupid, so I don't have to worry about getting the flu. |
(0:10:20.18) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I've heard that applies to colds... |
(0:10:24.72) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but it also applies to the flu? |
(0:10:26.23) |
Konata Izumi : There's a difference between a cold and the flu? |
(0:10:30.77) |
Konata Izumi : I thought the flu was like a super cold. |
(0:10:33.03) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I-I think they're different... |
(0:10:35.28) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But now I'm not sure anymore... |
(0:10:37.86) |
Miyuki Takara : The difference between the flu and a cold? |
(0:10:41.94) |
Miyuki Takara : Well... |
(0:10:45.53) |
Miyuki Takara : The flu is caused by a virus. |
(0:10:47.20) |
Miyuki Takara : The symptoms are a fever and aching throughout the body. |
(0:10:49.71) |
Miyuki Takara : And there is a risk of complications. |
(0:10:53.00) |
Miyuki Takara : On the other hand... |
(0:10:55.88) |
Miyuki Takara : ...the symptoms of a cold are a sore throat and runny nose... |
(0:10:56.67) |
Miyuki Takara : ...and the fever doesn't run as high. |
(0:10:59.26) |
Miyuki Takara : And there are a number of other minute differences. |
(0:11:01.39) |
Miyuki Takara : Which is why... |
(0:11:05.47) |
Miyuki Takara : ...they are different illnesses. |
(0:11:06.39) |
Konata Izumi : I see... |
(0:11:09.22) |
Miyuki Takara : H-However... |
(0:11:11.45) |
Miyuki Takara : Well, they share many similarities... |
(0:11:12.89) |
Miyuki Takara : ...so you could possibly say that the flu is an upgraded version of a cold... |
(0:11:15.40) |
Konata Izumi : I see! |
(0:11:19.28) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan. |
(0:11:22.40) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's with the pensive face? |
(0:11:22.95) |
Konata Izumi : Oh, nothing big but... |
(0:11:25.29) |
Konata Izumi : ...I was concerned over our conversation this morning. |
(0:11:27.16) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : About a cold and the flu? |
(0:11:29.78) |
Konata Izumi : You didn't disagree when I said I was dumb. |
(0:11:31.71) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : N-No! |
(0:11:35.34) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's not like that! |
(0:11:36.17) |
Miki Hiiragi : Konata-chan. |
(0:11:42.88) |
Miki Hiiragi : Welcome. |
(0:11:44.01) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : She's here to visit onee-chan. |
(0:11:44.97) |
Miki Hiiragi : Thank you for visiting. |
(0:11:47.84) |
Konata Izumi : It's nothing. |
(0:11:49.31) |
Konata Izumi : Sorry to intrude. |
(0:11:49.94) |
Konata Izumi : Kagami actually looks pretty cute when she's asleep. |
(0:11:56.39) |
Kagami Hiiragi : What is it?! |
(0:11:59.08) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Why are you here?! |
(0:11:59.72) |
Konata Izumi : She's up. She's up. |
(0:12:00.33) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Get out! |
(0:12:00.80) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Visiting? |
(0:12:02.40) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You? |
(0:12:03.20) |
Kagami Hiiragi : For my sake? |
(0:12:04.03) |
Konata Izumi : That's right. |
(0:12:05.78) |
Kagami Hiiragi : B-But I don't want you to catch the flu from me. |
(0:12:06.70) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I appreciate the thought though. |
(0:12:08.87) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Hah.
|
(0:12:10.95) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You know you're happy about it.
|
(0:12:11.58) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Is she worried about me...
|
(0:12:13.38) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...because of the new virus going around?
|
(0:12:15.54) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I figured she only ever had games and anime on her mind.
|
(0:12:17.76) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm a little touched.
|
(0:12:21.68) |
Konata Izumi : Well... |
(0:12:25.09) |
Konata Izumi : I wanted to see your homework from the other day. |
(0:12:25.60) |
Konata Izumi : And you showed me a really cute sleeping face... |
(0:12:28.50) |
Konata Izumi : ...so don't sweat it. |
(0:12:30.41) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Go home! |
(0:12:31.68) |
Miki Hiiragi : Kagami! |
(0:12:34.01) |
Miki Hiiragi : Miyuki-chan's here to visit you! |
(0:12:35.06) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Okay! |
(0:12:38.27) |
Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry to intrude. |
(0:12:39.44) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Sorry you had to come on a day off. |
(0:12:41.27) |
Miyuki Takara : Is it all right for you to be up? |
(0:12:43.11) |
Miyuki Takara : This is a little something. |
(0:12:45.44) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Thanks. |
(0:12:45.75) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm a lot better now. |
(0:12:46.86) |
Kagami Hiiragi : My fever went down after I took some medicine. |
(0:12:48.54) |
Miyuki Takara : Here. |
(0:12:50.41) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Flowers and fruits! I'm overjoyed! |
(0:12:51.41) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Have a seat. |
(0:12:53.91) |
Miyuki Takara : Thank you very much. |
(0:12:54.96) |
Miyuki Takara : I intended to visit earlier with Izumi-san and everyone... |
(0:12:56.70) |
Miyuki Takara : ...but my schedule hasn't been very forgiving. |
(0:13:00.55) |
Kagami Hiiragi : It's okay. |
(0:13:03.22) |
Miyuki Takara : I brought some materials from the student council meeting. |
(0:13:04.84) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Thanks! |
(0:13:08.35) |
Miyuki Takara : If you could take a quick glance without straining yourself... |
(0:13:09.93) |
Miyuki Takara : Also, here are the budgets for each club. |
(0:13:14.85) |
Miyuki Takara : And what else was there... |
(0:13:18.19) |
Miyuki Takara : Um... |
(0:13:20.86) |
Miyuki Takara : If I'm tiring you out... |
(0:13:22.35) |
Miyuki Takara : ...I'll leave. |
(0:13:24.36) |
Kagami Hiiragi : This is how a visit's supposed to be! |
(0:13:26.15) |
Miyuki Takara : D-Did something happen? |
(0:13:28.28) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Actually, Konata showed up yesterday... |
(0:13:30.70) |
Kagami Hiiragi : It was like, good grief. |
(0:13:34.62) |
Miyuki Takara : That may just be how Izumi-san expresses herself. |
(0:13:36.25) |
Miyuki Takara : The homework may have been an attempt at humor... |
(0:13:40.71) |
Miyuki Takara : ...in order to cheer you up. |
(0:13:42.97) |
Miyuki Takara : And perhaps she saw how your face looked while you were sleeping... |
(0:13:46.26) |
Miyuki Takara : ...because she didn't want to wake you up. |
(0:13:50.01) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Is this woman a saint?!
|
(0:13:52.18) |
Kagami Hiiragi : That would've never occurred to me.
|
(0:13:54.14) |
Miyuki Takara : Come to think of it... |
(0:13:56.10) |
Miyuki Takara : Is Tsukasa-san not here today? |
(0:13:57.27) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning. |
(0:14:00.39) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan, are you feeling any better? |
(0:14:02.44) |
Kagami Hiiragi : As you can see... |
(0:14:09.11) |
Kagami Hiiragi : She's more laid-back than the person who's sick. |
(0:14:10.16) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : U-Um... |
(0:14:13.70) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm not like this every morning... |
(0:14:15.04) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Just that I haven't really adjusted to daylight savings... |
(0:14:17.08) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's a little late, but welcome. |
(0:14:20.62) |
Miyuki Takara : I completely understand. |
(0:14:22.66) |
Miyuki Takara : I've been having a hard time waking up as well. |
(0:14:24.05) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Th-That's right. |
(0:14:26.68) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You get so sleepy these days. |
(0:14:28.30) |
Miyuki Takara : Indeed. |
(0:14:29.89) |
Miyuki Takara : And it's especially warm today. |
(0:14:31.35) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's the truth! |
(0:14:34.18) |
Miyuki Takara : It can't be helped. |
(0:14:35.10) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : And you know how our last day off was also warm? |
(0:14:36.68) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : When I woke up, it was already evening. |
(0:14:40.14) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I spent most of the time sleeping. |
(0:14:43.03) |
Miyuki Takara : It's good to rest when you have a day off. |
(0:14:45.24) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : So I ended up wearing my pajamas the whole day. |
(0:14:48.03) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I guess I still am. |
(0:14:51.61) |
Miyuki Takara : Those are pajamas? |
(0:14:53.74) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's right. |
(0:14:56.78) |
Miyuki Takara : They're quite adorable. |
(0:14:57.87) |
Miyuki Takara : I can't tell that they're pajamas. |
(0:14:59.58) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Really? |
(0:15:01.21) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I wonder if I can just stay in them. |
(0:15:02.83) |
Miyuki Takara : You could walk outside in them. |
(0:15:05.17) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Could I go into a convenience store in these? |
(0:15:07.19) |
Kagami Hiiragi : It's like an endless loop of dumb and dumber!
|
(0:15:08.21) |
Miyuki Takara : Nobody would blink an eye. |
(0:15:09.20) |
Kagami Hiiragi : It's gone up a little...
|
(0:15:12.59) |
Kagami Hiiragi : No.
|
(0:15:15.38) |
Kagami Hiiragi : That might not be the case.
|
(0:15:16.06) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm wearing a wired bra with extra padding...
|
(0:15:17.14) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...which means extra weight.
|
(0:15:20.10) |
Kagami Hiiragi : That has to be it.
|
(0:15:21.73) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I wonder how many grams that adds.
|
(0:15:22.69) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Once you subtract that...
|
(0:15:24.78) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's over...
|
(0:15:29.11) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I totally screwed up.
|
(0:15:30.94) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I forgot we had examinations today...
|
(0:15:32.26) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I wore my character print underwear.
|
(0:15:34.10) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm so embarrassed!
|
(0:15:36.79) |
Konata Izumi : I haven't grown at all...
|
(0:15:39.91) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Damn it! |
(0:15:42.67) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You get to look all happy by yourself! |
(0:15:43.46) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Yo. |
(0:15:46.39) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm here. |
(0:15:47.59) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Ah, onee-chan. |
(0:15:48.46) |
Konata Izumi : I was wondering. |
(0:15:49.72) |
Konata Izumi : Kagami comes here a lot. |
(0:15:51.80) |
Konata Izumi : Do you have no friends in your class? |
(0:15:54.24) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't put me on your level. |
(0:15:56.25) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Are you trying to pick a fight? |
(0:15:57.89) |
Konata Izumi : Oh. |
(0:15:59.18) |
Konata Izumi : I thought you were being ostracized or something. |
(0:15:59.89) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Worry less about me... |
(0:16:01.52) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and more about your lack of a social life. |
(0:16:02.61) |
Konata Izumi : You don't have to worry about that. |
(0:16:05.48) |
Konata Izumi : Believe it or not, I have around a hundred friends. |
(0:16:07.53) |
Konata Izumi : And I'm pretty good at social dealings. |
(0:16:10.45) |
Konata Izumi : And I'm in a party every night. |
(0:16:13.70) |
Konata Izumi : My comrades and I strive to recover the light stolen from the crystals... |
(0:16:16.36) |
Konata Izumi : ...to save the world from oblivion... |
(0:16:19.20) |
Konata Izumi : ...and rescue kidnapped princesses... |
(0:16:21.17) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't you talking about a game?! |
(0:16:22.08) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I haven't seen that person in a while. |
(0:16:24.02) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Who? |
(0:16:26.32) |
Kagami Hiiragi : She's probably talking about some friend from a game. |
(0:16:26.98) |
Konata Izumi : He plays a warrior. |
(0:16:30.15) |
Konata Izumi : He went somewhere with a lot of monsters to train his battle skills, and I haven't seen him since. |
(0:16:31.91) |
Konata Izumi : I heard from someone else... |
(0:16:39.43) |
Konata Izumi : ...that he was lying low in the sewers. |
(0:16:41.10) |
Konata Izumi : I wonder if he's okay. |
(0:16:43.69) |
Konata Izumi : Everyone's worried since he hasn't come out. |
(0:16:45.06) |
Kagami Hiiragi : He isolated himself in the game? |
(0:16:48.32) |
Konata Izumi : I don't know the details... |
(0:16:50.24) |
Konata Izumi : ...but his log-in info implies that he's been online the whole time. |
(0:16:51.95) |
Kagami Hiiragi : So he's isolated in both the real and virtual world?! |
(0:16:55.91) |
Konata Izumi : Well, it's the same person in both cases. |
(0:16:57.93) |
Kagami Hiiragi : That's right... |
(0:17:00.49) |
Kagami Hiiragi : How did you two become friends? |
(0:17:01.37) |
Konata Izumi : A huge fishy-looking foreigner was about to take Tsukasa away... |
(0:17:04.87) |
Konata Izumi : ...when I happened to show up. |
(0:17:09.46) |
Konata Izumi : Using my special fists of fury... |
(0:17:11.80) |
Konata Izumi : ...and beautiful hurricane kick... |
(0:17:13.30) |
Konata Izumi : ...I saved her. |
(0:17:15.43) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Why do we always end up talking about games? |
(0:17:16.76) |
Konata Izumi : Well, that's what happens when you run into an experienced fighter. |
(0:17:19.50) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm not sure you should've resorted to violence so quickly... |
(0:17:23.31) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but you did a good thing. |
(0:17:25.56) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : The foreigner was actually just asking me for directions... |
(0:17:26.97) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but I was having a hard time understanding him when Kona-chan showed up... |
(0:17:30.57) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Hey! |
(0:17:33.61) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You were totally at fault there! |
(0:17:34.16) |
Kagami Hiiragi : And why do you look so proud about it?! |
(0:17:35.16) |
Konata Izumi : It's that time of year again... |
(0:17:37.07) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Is something going to happen? |
(0:17:40.74) |
Konata Izumi : No. |
(0:17:42.12) |
Konata Izumi : I was thinking that pro baseball season had started. |
(0:17:42.75) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan you don't like watching sports? |
(0:17:45.21) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're really athletic... |
(0:17:48.63) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I thought you might enjoy it. |
(0:17:50.46) |
Konata Izumi : Because if the game goes into extra innings... |
(0:17:52.59) |
Konata Izumi : ...the schedule for new anime gets all messed up. |
(0:17:55.22) |
Konata Izumi : Sometimes, the show gets cancelled altogether. |
(0:17:58.65) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sucks when you lose something you like. |
(0:18:02.21) |
Konata Izumi : When do you eat the strawberry on a strawberry shortcake, Kagami? |
(0:18:05.25) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Why you asking? |
(0:18:08.69) |
Konata Izumi : I was wondering if you were the type to save your favorite for last. |
(0:18:09.23) |
Kagami Hiiragi : I usually eat my favorite stuff last... |
(0:18:12.57) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but with strawberries, it depends on the situation. |
(0:18:15.18) |
Konata Izumi : Then do you grill both sides of an onion beef tongue? |
(0:18:17.35) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Onion beef tongues? |
(0:18:19.84) |
Kagami Hiiragi : It's done in no time anyway... |
(0:18:22.18) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but it'd go even faster if you did both sides. |
(0:18:23.89) |
Konata Izumi : You can't. |
(0:18:25.94) |
Konata Izumi : The onions will fall off. |
(0:18:26.85) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't you add the onions after the meat's done? |
(0:18:28.26) |
Konata Izumi : Then the onions won't be grilled. |
(0:18:30.98) |
Kagami Hiiragi : But aren't the onions just a topping? |
(0:18:33.39) |
Konata Izumi : You don't get it at all... |
(0:18:36.32) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : W-Well... |
(0:18:38.03) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Wouldn't they both work...? |
(0:18:38.83) |
Konata Izumi : Is the head of a choco-cornet the fat or thin end... |
(0:18:41.13) |
Konata Izumi : ...which one do you think it is? |
(0:18:43.75) |
Kagami Hiiragi : The fat end? |
(0:18:46.43) |
Konata Izumi : We think the same. |
(0:18:47.76) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Seriously? |
(0:18:49.31) |
Konata Izumi : Then which end do you eat from? |
(0:18:50.21) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't you cut off the thin end... |
(0:18:52.60) |
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and eat it with the excess chocolate? |
(0:18:53.94) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Have you ever made any real-life friends besides us? |
(0:19:03.88) |
Konata Izumi : I guess I had a really close friend back in middle school. |
(0:19:08.99) |
Kagami Hiiragi : So you had one. |
(0:19:13.54) |
Konata Izumi : I haven't been in touch for a while... |
(0:19:15.37) |
Konata Izumi : Wonder what she's up to... |
(0:19:17.80) |
Konata Izumi : She wrote in our graduation book... |
(0:19:22.30) |
Konata Izumi : ...that her dream was to become a mage. |
(0:19:24.97) |
Kagami Hiiragi : So she was one of your kind?! |
(0:19:26.81) |
Akira Kogami : Morning luckies! |
(0:19:33.73) |
Akira Kogami : It's finally time for Lucky Channel! |
(0:19:35.39) |
Akira Kogami : Now being broadcast on TV! |
(0:19:38.24) |
Akira Kogami : Okay! |
(0:19:40.07) |
Akira Kogami : Hello to everyone who's meeting us for the first time! |
(0:19:41.07) |
Akira Kogami : I'll be your navigator, Kogami Akira. |
(0:19:43.08) |
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Shiraishi. |
(0:19:46.49) |
Akira Kogami : Who're you? |
(0:19:49.28) |
Akira Kogami : Just kidding! |
(0:19:50.03) |
Akira Kogami : This person will be helping me out from now on. |
(0:19:51.33) |
Akira Kogami : Shiraishi Minoru-san! |
(0:19:54.13) |
Akira Kogami : Da-dada-dum! |
(0:19:55.67) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Uh... |
(0:19:57.29) |
Minoru Shiraishi : I'll be serving as Akira-sama's assistant. |
(0:19:58.22) |
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Shiraishi Minoru. |
(0:20:00.72) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Nice to meet you. |
(0:20:02.39) |
Akira Kogami : Oh? |
(0:20:03.09) |
Akira Kogami : Shiraishi-san you're a bit tense. |
(0:20:04.14) |
Akira Kogami : Come on. |
(0:20:06.01) |
Akira Kogami : You're finally on TV now. |
(0:20:06.97) |
Akira Kogami : Be more crazy! |
(0:20:08.60) |
Akira Kogami : Just kidding! |
(0:20:10.31) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Sorry. |
(0:20:10.85) |
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm not used to this. |
(0:20:11.65) |
Akira Kogami : Okay! |
(0:20:12.56) |
Akira Kogami : Even though it's early... |
(0:20:13.11) |
Akira Kogami : ...but we've already received commemorative postcards from lots of people! |
(0:20:14.11) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Ah, right. |
(0:20:16.86) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Um... |
(0:20:17.86) |
Minoru Shiraishi : This is from I Love Berry-Kou in Osaka. |
(0:20:18.74) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Congratulations on Lucky Channel making it to TV. |
(0:20:22.03) |
Akira Kogami : Thank you! |
(0:20:24.87) |
Minoru Shiraishi : By the way, I have a question for Akira-san. |
(0:20:25.90) |
Minoru Shiraishi : You are a well-known super idol. |
(0:20:28.45) |
Minoru Shiraishi : How much exactly is an idol paid? |
(0:20:31.46) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Please let me know. |
(0:20:33.71) |
Akira Kogami : Pay? |
(0:20:38.37) |
Minoru Shiraishi : That's a rather direct question. |
(0:20:40.75) |
Akira Kogami : Y'know... |
(0:20:43.80) |
Akira Kogami : What's the point in even asking that? |
(0:20:45.43) |
Minoru Shiraishi : A-Akira-sama? |
(0:20:47.39) |
Akira Kogami : Well, if you really want to know, I'll tell you. |
(0:20:48.72) |
Akira Kogami : To be frank, it jumps all over. |
(0:20:51.12) |
Akira Kogami : Sometimes, it's just cheap pay... |
(0:20:52.63) |
Akira Kogami : ...and then there's your agency. |
(0:20:54.38) |
Akira Kogami : I'm still on a fixed salary... |
(0:20:55.65) |
Akira Kogami : ...so who knows how much they're skimming off. |
(0:20:57.23) |
Akira Kogami : And I've been working since I was three... |
(0:21:00.18) |
Akira Kogami : ...so all the money still goes to my parents. |
(0:21:02.64) |
Akira Kogami : I only get a small allowance from them. |
(0:21:05.41) |
Akira Kogami : And boy, do they skimp. |
(0:21:08.08) |
Akira Kogami : Come to think of it, Mama's been buying a bunch of name brand purses recently. |
(0:21:10.66) |
Akira Kogami : Is she paying for that with the money from this show? |
(0:21:13.96) |
Akira Kogami : Don't mess with me! |
(0:21:16.38) |
Akira Kogami : Am I supposed to be Cinderella?! |
(0:21:17.96) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Wait... |
(0:21:18.85) |
Akira Kogami : Just because Papa hasn't sent you any money recently... |
(0:21:19.76) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Hold on! |
(0:21:21.71) |
Akira Kogami : ...doesn't make me your piggy bank! |
(0:21:22.23) |
Minoru Shiraishi : You don't have to bring that up! |
(0:21:22.49) |
Akira Kogami : Oh no! |
(0:21:25.63) |
Akira Kogami : It's time to say goodbye! |
(0:21:26.72) |
Akira Kogami : Akira's so sad! |
(0:21:28.64) |
Akira Kogami : And so... |
(0:21:30.27) |
Akira Kogami : ...in this segment send us all sorts of questions and praise for me... |
(0:21:31.23) |
Akira Kogami : ...as well as any comments about the show, please☆! |
(0:21:34.80) |
Akira Kogami : Shiraishi-san, ask them with a please☆! |
(0:21:37.77) |
Minoru Shiraishi : Then we hope you'll be back next time. |
(0:21:40.64) |
Akira Kogami : See ya! |
(0:21:43.32) |
Akira Kogami : Oh, yeah. |
(0:21:45.77) |
Akira Kogami : Are you seriously going to show up in the actual show? |
(0:21:46.45) |
Akira Kogami : Who told you that? |
(0:21:49.69) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : The four of us don't karaoke together very often. |
(0:21:52.70) |
Miyuki Takara : I rarely come to these places. |
(0:21:55.31) |
Konata Izumi : C'mon. C'mon. |
(0:21:58.48) |
Konata Izumi : We only have two hours, so start singing! |
(0:21:59.34) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You don't need to rush us. |
(0:22:01.95) |
Kagami Hiiragi : We still have time. |
(0:22:03.57) |
Miyuki Takara : This is kind of exciting. |
(0:22:04.91) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's really fun. |
(0:22:07.39) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It feels really good when you sing. |
(0:22:09.10) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Huh? |
(0:22:10.93) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Where's the catalog? |
(0:22:11.31) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Catalog? |
(0:22:12.25) |
Kagami Hiiragi : The catalog. |
(0:22:13.34) |
Miyuki Takara : The catalog, is it? |
(0:22:14.23) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You know. |
(0:22:15.44) |
Kagami Hiiragi : The thing with all the song numbers in it. |
(0:22:16.10) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : This? |
(0:22:18.14) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Yes. |
(0:22:18.94) |
Konata Izumi : Then I'll start! |
(0:22:19.44) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You move fast! |
(0:22:20.98) |
Kagami Hiiragi : And she already queued up three songs! |
(0:22:22.56) |
Konata Izumi : It'll be a waste if you don't load up the list. |
(0:22:24.19) |
Kagami Hiiragi : What's this song? |
(0:22:29.26) |
Konata Izumi : Space Ironmen Kyodain! |
(0:22:31.10) |
Konata Izumi : You've gotta start with this one! |
(0:22:33.78) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Never heard of it. |
(0:22:35.81) |
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Go for it, Kona-chan! |
(0:22:37.36) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Konata! |
(0:22:39.02) |
Kagami Hiiragi : You're too loud! |
(0:22:39.98) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Turn it down! |
(0:22:42.44) |
Kagami Hiiragi : Why does she know this song? |
(0:22:45.96) |
EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star: |
(0:23:22.87) |
Konata Izumi : I'm Konata. |
(0:23:25.00) |
Konata Izumi : So sleepy... |
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Konata Izumi : Why am I always so sleepy... |
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Konata Izumi : ...the day after I get a lot of sleep? |
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Konata Izumi : Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sleeping a lot? |
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Konata Izumi : Next time: |
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Konata Izumi : Effort and Results. |
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EXTRA : Look forward to next time! |
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