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▶ Konata Izumi : Summer!	(0:01:35.14)
▶ Konata Izumi : The sea!	(0:01:35.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : So sensei and nee san are in charge of supervising and driving today.	(0:01:36.97)
▶ Yui Narumi : Gotcha!	(0:01:42.15)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Gotcha!	(0:01:42.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : But you know...	(0:01:43.28)
▶ Konata Izumi : The two of you have a lot of free time.	(0:01:45.02)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Sorry to impose on your day off.	(0:01:52.53)
▶ Yui Narumi : It's nothing.	(0:01:55.21)
▶ Yui Narumi : Don't sweat it.	(0:01:55.79)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Narumi-san...	(0:01:57.42)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're an officer in the traffic safety department, right?	(0:01:58.54)
▶ Yui Narumi : That's right.	(0:02:01.38)
▶ Yui Narumi : I know all there is to know about traffic law.	(0:02:02.72)
▶ Yui Narumi : He passed me.	(0:02:06.21)
▶ Yui Narumi : Bastard...	(0:02:07.71)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wa-	(0:02:08.72)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hey!	(0:02:09.05)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What happened to safety first?	(0:02:09.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : Nee san goes wild once her hand's on the wheel.	(0:02:10.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : Guess we'll have to sacrifice Kagami and Tsukasa.	(0:02:14.34)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Really...	(0:02:17.76)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Isn't she a cop?	(0:02:18.98)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Huh?	(0:02:21.12)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : That's odd.	(0:02:21.86)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I lost sight of them.	(0:02:22.64)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei, that's the wrong way!	(0:02:26.02)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's a one-way street!	(0:02:27.90)
▶ Konata Izumi : I messed up big time!	(0:02:30.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : I didn't expect them both to fail!	(0:02:32.16)
▶ EXTRA : That car's incredible!	(0:02:55.72)
▶ EXTRA : Who is it?!	(0:02:57.14)
▶ EXTRA : They both have perfect braking and drifting!	(0:02:58.18)
▶ EXTRA : It's practically on top of the FDI!	(0:03:00.36)
▶ EXTRA : And it's got better acceleration!	(0:03:02.27)
▶ EXTRA : It's practically touching the guard rail!	(0:03:04.52)
▶ Yui Narumi : The point of attack will come...	(0:03:07.02)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...in the five consecutive hairpin curves ahead!	(0:03:09.82)
▶ EXTRA : It's speeding up!	(0:03:17.12)
▶ EXTRA : Did the brakes die?!	(0:03:18.92)
▶ EXTRA : Incredible!	(0:03:25.08)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What's with the (bleep) D-like driving?!	(0:03:28.38)
▶ Konata Izumi : Nanako-san...	(0:03:33.67)
▶ Konata Izumi : You're really good...	(0:03:35.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...at driving...	(0:03:37.43)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Yeah?	(0:03:39.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : You see...	(0:03:41.27)
▶ Konata Izumi : I get sick whenever I'm in a car.	(0:03:42.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's why I brought medicine...	(0:03:45.64)
▶ Konata Izumi : But I didn't feel sick at all with you at the wheel.	(0:03:49.49)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Like!	(0:03:56.61)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I don't have time to be talking to you!	(0:03:57.41)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Well...	(0:04:15.84)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : How about we find a hotel?	(0:04:17.18)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : The clear sky is perfect weather for a day at the beach.	(0:04:27.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Seriously...	(0:04:30.45)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I was getting worried there yesterday.	(0:04:31.20)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'll put on my swimsuit before we go!	(0:04:33.51)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're such a child...!	(0:04:36.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Konata-san!	(0:04:39.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Are you seriously wearing that?	(0:04:40.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And like...	(0:04:41.76)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I've never heard of someone wearing a school swimsuit at this age.	(0:04:42.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : Some people have special needs, Kagamin.	(0:04:45.96)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : H-H-How old is that swimsuit?!	(0:04:49.26)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Besides...	(0:04:53.96)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why are you wearing a swim ring when you're good at sports stuff?	(0:04:55.22)
▶ Konata Izumi : The ocean doesn't exist solely for wasting effort on swimming.	(0:04:58.64)
▶ Konata Izumi : You should take it leisurely.	(0:05:02.73)
▶ Konata Izumi : Leisure time.	(0:05:04.61)
▶ Konata Izumi : Plus, to meet those special needs...	(0:05:06.27)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you have to wear a school swimsuit with a swim ring.	(0:05:08.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : People with special needs...	(0:05:11.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...won't be coming to the beach.	(0:05:13.11)
▶ Konata Izumi : Watermelon cracking is the usual event in manga and anime...	(0:05:18.95)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but it doesn't happen much in reality.	(0:05:22.33)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I've seen it before...	(0:05:24.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...but people probably feel like it's a waste.	(0:05:26.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's true...	(0:05:28.54)
▶ Konata Izumi : If you blow up a watermelon with a gun...	(0:05:29.88)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you'll end up covered in watermelon.	(0:05:32.26)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You watch too much anime.	(0:05:34.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : Have you ever played it before, Miyuki-san?	(0:05:35.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : Since you're rich.	(0:05:37.72)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I haven't.	(0:05:39.06)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, on second thought...	(0:05:40.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : It doesn't seem like something rich people would do.	(0:05:42.77)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You have a point.	(0:05:45.90)
▶ Konata Izumi : It was obvious...	(0:05:55.32)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but I guess your eyes don't end up like in manga.	(0:05:56.57)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry to disappoint you.	(0:05:59.08)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : But y'know, yeah?	(0:06:01.70)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : A girls only babysitting trip to the beach at this age...	(0:06:03.75)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : We're some lonely, single girls, huh?	(0:06:07.25)
▶ Yui Narumi : You're mistak-	(0:06:09.84)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : But yeah...	(0:06:10.29)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : If the alternative is resorting to bringing something like that...	(0:06:11.42)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...I'm all for a girls only trip.	(0:06:14.59)
▶ Yui Narumi : No, I'm...	(0:06:16.72)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : They're telling people to marry late these days.	(0:06:17.17)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Might as well take our time and choose well.	(0:06:19.97)
▶ Yui Narumi : You're mistaken.	(0:06:22.94)
▶ Yui Narumi : My husband just happens to be busy working far away.	(0:06:24.31)
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm already married!	(0:06:26.90)
▶ Konata Izumi : The beach is a mecca for flirting...	(0:06:29.27)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but it doesn't apply to us, huh?	(0:06:31.17)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well, it's less annoying this way.	(0:06:33.40)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Besides, this thing...	(0:06:36.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...probably makes people think we're sisters here on a family trip.	(0:06:37.28)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : There we go.	(0:06:45.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : What's up?	(0:06:54.56)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Well...	(0:06:56.29)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It kind of feels icky to sit down when I'm still wet.	(0:06:57.34)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I understand how you feel.	(0:07:01.05)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then you can use an air chair.	(0:07:02.22)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're pretty extreme.	(0:07:04.64)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What is it?	(0:07:11.73)
▶ Konata Izumi : My neck's tired.	(0:07:12.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Really now.	(0:07:13.78)
▶ Konata Izumi : Just as expected!	(0:07:16.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What are you so happy about?	(0:07:17.69)
▶ Konata Izumi : Because I got something straight out of a storybook beach house.	(0:07:19.62)
▶ Konata Izumi : Look at how the curry is sauce and nothing else.	(0:07:22.91)
▶ Konata Izumi : This is true beach house fare!	(0:07:24.95)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's true.	(0:07:26.37)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Usually, you wouldn't be willing to eat something like this...	(0:07:27.54)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but here, it actually tastes good!	(0:07:30.29)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : The beer they got at the beach is the best!	(0:07:38.34)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Generic beer isn't too bad once in a while.	(0:07:41.05)
▶ Yui Narumi : I find it odd that they're charging 300 yen for a single frankfurter.	(0:07:43.68)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yeah!	(0:07:48.06)
▶ Konata Izumi : Maybe they're only half-cooked.	(0:07:49.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : But we'll eat it anyway.	(0:07:50.65)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I actually like how their chicken is...	(0:07:52.10)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...dripping in grease and over-spiced.	(0:07:54.69)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And this plain fried soba...	(0:07:58.36)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...is quite nice.	(0:08:00.36)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : But still...	(0:08:01.74)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : You couldn't stand eating this stuff at home!	(0:08:03.12)
▶ Konata Izumi : Konata's touched.	(0:08:07.99)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hey.	(0:08:12.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Does this food really warrant so much praise?	(0:08:13.83)
▶ Konata Izumi : Not really.	(0:08:15.96)
▶ Konata Izumi : Not enough to make you run towards the ocean in a loincloth.	(0:08:16.92)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Is that another anime reference?	(0:08:19.88)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Drank too much...	(0:08:30.47)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : No choice.	(0:08:31.74)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Let's stay another night.	(0:08:32.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yui-nee san, what about work?	(0:08:34.02)
▶ Yui Narumi : I also took tomorrow off.	(0:08:35.90)
▶ Yui Narumi : It's fine!	(0:08:37.65)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I-It's freezing...	(0:08:44.69)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei, you're exaggerating.	(0:08:46.99)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why is your hair all squeaky...	(0:09:20.33)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...after you've been in the ocean?	(0:09:22.80)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Dunno.	(0:09:24.91)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Maybe it has to do with salt or something.	(0:09:25.66)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Right, Miyuki?	(0:09:28.37)
▶ Miyuki Takara : That's right.	(0:09:30.24)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The main reason would be salt content and UV rays.	(0:09:31.50)
▶ Konata Izumi : What's so bad about it?	(0:09:34.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : Isn't your hair always getting hit by UV rays?	(0:09:37.00)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Well...	(0:09:40.05)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It'll take a little while...	(0:09:41.18)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...to explain that in detail.	(0:09:43.22)
▶ Miyuki Takara : In that case...	(0:09:46.55)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The reason your hair is damaged by a trip to the beach...	(0:09:50.51)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...would be the adhesion of salt from seawater and the sea breeze...	(0:09:52.73)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...which absorbs the moisture from your hair...	(0:09:56.02)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...which now suffers from exposure to strong UV rays.	(0:09:58.23)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Also...	(0:10:01.24)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Whenever you are exposed to strong UV rays outdoors...	(0:10:02.15)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...your melanin levels will fade...	(0:10:04.36)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...and your hair will become light brown.	(0:10:06.24)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And if residual quantities of salt or chlorine remain in your hair...	(0:10:08.78)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...they may result in the discoloration of your hair.	(0:10:12.37)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The usual reason for hair damage in summer...	(0:10:16.48)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...would be UV rays and residual substances.	(0:10:18.94)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The above factors cause damage to the cuticles.	(0:10:21.69)
▶ Miyuki Takara : When exposed to strong UV rays...	(0:10:26.09)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...the cysteine molecules found in strong hair are broken up...	(0:10:27.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : Look! Look!	(0:10:33.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : Timotei!	(0:10:35.35)
▶ Konata Izumi : Timotei!	(0:10:36.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : Timotei!	(0:10:38.35)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What's that?	(0:10:39.78)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I wonder how other people would see us.	(0:10:47.44)
▶ Yui Narumi : Not sure...	(0:10:51.61)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Nothing to talk about...	(0:10:56.63)
▶ Yui Narumi : Nothing to talk about...	(0:10:56.63)
▶ Yui Narumi : Probably family or relatives?	(0:11:00.04)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Guess you're right.	(0:11:04.22)
▶ Yui Narumi : That's all you have to say?	(0:11:07.06)
▶ Konata Izumi : Nee san! Nee san!	(0:11:08.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : Timotei!	(0:11:10.14)
▶ Konata Izumi : Timotei!	(0:11:11.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : Timotei!	(0:11:13.13)
▶ Yui Narumi : I remember that!	(0:11:15.18)
▶ Yui Narumi : I used to do it!	(0:11:16.02)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yes!	(0:11:16.89)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's the response I wanted!	(0:11:17.65)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : How old are you?	(0:11:19.90)
▶ Konata Izumi : Mandom!	(0:11:24.56)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Cut out the geezer jokes.	(0:11:25.44)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's wrong, Kona-chan?	(0:11:27.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : I just triggered a flag.	(0:11:28.99)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What are you talking about?	(0:11:30.82)
▶ Konata Izumi : This is where the event starts!	(0:11:32.14)
▶ Konata Izumi : In order to see both paths...	(0:11:34.12)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...don't forget to save often before a split!	(0:11:36.71)
▶ Konata Izumi : No exceptions!	(0:11:38.42)
▶ Konata Izumi : Picture complete.	(0:11:42.51)
▶ Konata Izumi : Perfect!	(0:11:47.13)
▶ Konata Izumi : Bring it on!	(0:11:48.05)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : No idea what's going on.	(0:11:48.63)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Anyway...	(0:11:50.63)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...you being like this is why...	(0:11:51.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : Why...?	(0:11:53.97)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why nobody came to hit on us.	(0:11:55.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Y-You're the one who brought it up in the first place!	(0:11:58.89)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I could really care less about that stuff.	(0:12:02.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : So Kagami wanted someone to hit on her.	(0:12:06.73)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : N-No...	(0:12:10.20)
▶ Miyuki Takara : No!	(0:12:11.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : Damn it!	(0:12:13.78)
▶ Konata Izumi : I missed it!	(0:12:14.62)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What is it?	(0:12:21.03)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I was wondering what you do about hair.	(0:12:23.70)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Mine's pretty smooth, so I don't do anything.	(0:12:27.19)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What about you, Sis?	(0:12:31.92)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : M-Me?!	(0:12:32.97)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I guess I'm normal.	(0:12:34.31)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Actually, today was kinda dangerous.	(0:12:45.73)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What?	(0:12:49.48)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well...	(0:12:50.45)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You know...	(0:12:52.11)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Almost happened...	(0:12:53.45)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Oh, that?	(0:12:55.74)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I see.	(0:12:56.83)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good thing then.	(0:12:57.24)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You were okay?	(0:12:58.68)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : No problem at all.	(0:13:00.70)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Mine ended a week ago.	(0:13:02.26)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : The timing was perfect.	(0:13:03.69)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It really sucks when that happens.	(0:13:06.37)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're right.	(0:13:09.04)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It would be sad if you were the only one who couldn't go in the water...	(0:13:10.25)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : But using that would be a little...	(0:13:13.01)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Yeah.	(0:13:15.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Makes you think twice.	(0:13:16.22)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I've never used one.	(0:13:17.47)
▶ Konata Izumi : That was a candid conversation.	(0:13:21.01)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wh-What about you?	(0:13:23.27)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't tell me...	(0:13:26.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : What's with that look?	(0:13:27.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Nothing.	(0:13:29.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : Apparently, this is a true story...	(0:13:30.60)
▶ Konata Izumi : A photo software wholesaler...	(0:13:35.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...was on his way home from work...	(0:13:38.12)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and got on the bus as usual late at night...	(0:13:40.29)
▶ Konata Izumi : His house was...	(0:13:44.41)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...at the end of the bus line.	(0:13:46.04)
▶ Konata Izumi : So...	(0:13:49.05)
▶ Konata Izumi : As more and more passengers got off...	(0:13:49.76)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...eventually, he was the only person left on the bus...	(0:13:53.43)
▶ Konata Izumi : The driver thought that nobody was left on the bus...	(0:13:59.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and...	(0:14:05.60)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...sang "DANZEN! Futari wa ***Cure" at the top of his lungs!	(0:14:08.52)
▶ Konata Izumi : Just a rumor I heard.	(0:14:15.00)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : It was nothing...	(0:14:17.41)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What a relief...	(0:14:44.68)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I was so scared.	(0:14:45.77)
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm also...	(0:14:48.56)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm Sukekiyo.	(0:14:49.61)
▶ Yui Narumi : Where'd you get that mask from?!	(0:14:54.35)
▶ Yui Narumi : Then good night.	(0:14:56.44)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yes.	(0:14:57.87)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good night.	(0:14:58.28)
▶ Konata Izumi : The Inugami Family!	(0:14:59.58)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's so much fun to scare you.	(0:15:02.86)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : How about you go to sleep already?	(0:15:04.91)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Hey!	(0:15:12.50)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : We're going!	(0:15:13.26)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Okay!	(0:15:14.79)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I don't have anything interesting to say.	(0:15:50.04)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm Tsukasa.	(0:15:56.58)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm Tsukasa.	(0:15:58.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan!	(0:16:10.60)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What is it?	(0:16:13.32)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I was scared!	(0:16:14.32)
▶ Konata Izumi : A girl just took a step towards becoming an adult, Kagamin.	(0:16:14.68)
▶ Konata Izumi : Comp Festival is a big hit.	(0:16:22.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : 'Cause Japanese people are suckers for limited edition stuff.	(0:16:25.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : If the words "limited edition" are enough to boost sales...	(0:16:28.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...they could just add it to everything.	(0:16:31.04)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That would cheapen the value.	(0:16:33.33)
▶ EXTRA : So I went and asked.	(0:16:35.76)
▶ EXTRA : Yes.	(0:16:38.34)
▶ Tadao Hiiragi : Clean your room before break's over.	(0:16:38.92)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Whoa, how nostalgic!	(0:16:46.13)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : These textbooks are from middle school.	(0:16:47.73)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan.	(0:16:49.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Look at this album!	(0:16:50.44)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Isn't this picture of otou-san a little risqué?	(0:16:52.76)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Right?	(0:16:54.57)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's when I started wondering about otou-san's thing.	(0:16:55.23)
▶ Tadao Hiiragi : You look like you're having fun...	(0:16:58.60)
▶ Tadao Hiiragi : ...but are you getting any cleaning done?	(0:16:59.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Um...	(0:17:02.40)
▶ Inori Hiiragi : Hey.	(0:17:04.83)
▶ Inori Hiiragi : Do you want these clothes?	(0:17:05.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : If you don't need them, I'll take them.	(0:17:07.65)
▶ Inori Hiiragi : Then I'll leave them here.	(0:17:09.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Thanks.	(0:17:11.03)
▶ Inori Hiiragi : Hey.	(0:17:14.24)
▶ Inori Hiiragi : Do you want this?	(0:17:14.92)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Then I guess I'll take it.	(0:17:16.29)
▶ Inori Hiiragi : What about this?	(0:17:17.64)
▶ Inori Hiiragi : This?	(0:17:19.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wait!	(0:17:20.17)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't tell me she's using me as her trash can...	(0:17:20.84)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You end up looking through photo albums and stuff instead.	(0:17:24.09)
▶ Konata Izumi : I know what you mean.	(0:17:27.38)
▶ Konata Izumi : If any old magazines are lying around, I start reading them.	(0:17:28.52)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That's right.	(0:17:31.23)
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah. What about Tsukasa?	(0:17:32.94)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : She doesn't throw anything away, so it takes a while.	(0:17:34.40)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : She's still at it.	(0:17:38.23)
▶ Konata Izumi : Tsukasa's always slow to act.	(0:17:39.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : On the other hand, Kagami's always trigger happy.	(0:17:42.57)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why is your impression of me...	(0:17:45.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...so aggressive?	(0:17:48.04)
▶ Konata Izumi : You saved your textbooks from middle school.	(0:17:50.78)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You don't have anything like that?	(0:17:53.66)
▶ Konata Izumi : I left them with my memories at my old school.	(0:17:55.58)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : No, take them home.	(0:17:59.54)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're causing trouble for the school.	(0:18:01.01)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I finally finished cleaning.	(0:18:03.46)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I don't think that I'll ever use this again...	(0:18:06.17)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but then I remember how I just used it...	(0:18:08.35)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I can't throw it away.	(0:18:10.52)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yeah.	(0:18:12.23)
▶ Konata Izumi : There really are people who keep everything.	(0:18:12.81)
▶ Konata Izumi : Tsukasa seems the type.	(0:18:15.56)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You seem like someone who even throws away useful stuff.	(0:18:17.72)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Seeing as how you ditched your textbooks.	(0:18:20.86)
▶ Yukari Takara : Miyuki.	(0:18:23.98)
▶ Yukari Takara : Go have your teeth taken care of...	(0:18:25.07)
▶ Yukari Takara : ...before school starts up again.	(0:18:26.66)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I understand...	(0:18:28.82)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...but I just don't like it.	(0:18:30.91)
▶ Yukari Takara : Well, I would feel bad about forcing you to go.	(0:18:33.84)
▶ Yukari Takara : If you can't go...	(0:18:38.41)
▶ Yukari Takara : ...I'll have him come.	(0:18:39.46)
▶ Yukari Takara : A visit from the dentist.	(0:18:40.55)
▶ Miyuki Takara : P-Please wait!	(0:18:41.55)
▶ Akira Kogami : Morning luckies!	(0:18:48.76)
▶ Akira Kogami : We've already burst into the sixth episode of Lucky Channel!	(0:18:50.44)
▶ Akira Kogami : I hope that you've all become familiar with this corner.	(0:18:54.44)
▶ Akira Kogami : I'm Kogami Akira!	(0:18:58.40)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Lame!	(0:19:00.78)
▶ Akira Kogami : You say something?	(0:19:02.10)
▶ Akira Kogami : It appears that newbie Shiraishi-kun isn't used to the job and is a nervous wreck.	(0:19:05.11)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm scared...	(0:19:07.50)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : So scared...	(0:19:08.30)
▶ Akira Kogami : You're all making his heart race.	(0:19:08.91)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Whad did I do wrong?	(0:19:09.22)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : We went to the mountains 'cause Akira-sama said so.	(0:19:11.21)
▶ Akira Kogami : I hope he gets used to the job soon.	(0:19:11.79)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yeah.	(0:19:13.35)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Went to the beach, too.	(0:19:13.93)
▶ Akira Kogami : And he better watch how he talks to his senpais around here.	(0:19:14.16)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm doing everything I can to make this show funnier!	(0:19:15.02)
▶ Akira Kogami : How many times do I have to tell him before he undertands.	(0:19:17.50)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yeah...	(0:19:18.94)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : The gum was hard...	(0:19:19.69)
▶ Akira Kogami : It's getting irritating.	(0:19:20.13)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : But it was fifty-four pieces.	(0:19:21.15)
▶ Akira Kogami : Today we'll introduce a key Lucky Star character...	(0:19:22.08)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Fifty-four pieces in my mouth!	(0:19:22.40)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : But I still worked hard!	(0:19:24.40)
▶ Akira Kogami : Izumi Konata-san!	(0:19:24.84)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : What else will I have to do?	(0:19:26.20)
▶ Akira Kogami : Hey.	(0:19:29.46)
▶ Akira Kogami : Stop blubbering.	(0:19:29.80)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Why me?!	(0:19:30.19)
▶ Akira Kogami : Let's see...	(0:19:32.84)
▶ Akira Kogami : Izumi Konata-san.	(0:19:33.77)
▶ Akira Kogami : Seventeen years old.	(0:19:34.73)
▶ Akira Kogami : Her hobbies are gaming, watching anime, and reading.	(0:19:35.56)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Uh...	(0:19:37.89)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : According to the data...	(0:19:38.69)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : ...she always checks out new shows and books.	(0:19:39.86)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : And spends weekends storming through net games until dawn.	(0:19:42.40)
▶ Akira Kogami : In other words, an otaku?	(0:19:45.28)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Uh...	(0:19:47.11)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Looks like it...	(0:19:47.91)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Come up with something quick!	(0:19:50.23)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : By otaku, you mean that, right?	(0:19:51.65)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : The ones in their house all the time, right?	(0:19:53.20)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : The ones who cry when watching A Dog of Flanders, right?	(0:19:54.50)
▶ Akira Kogami : How dated is your image of an otaku in your head?	(0:19:58.07)
▶ Akira Kogami : Are you doing your homework?!	(0:20:00.83)
▶ Akira Kogami : Don't go saying random stuff!	(0:20:02.55)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : N-No, uh...	(0:20:04.42)
▶ Akira Kogami : Well it's true that both A Dog of Flanders and kawaii moe characters have a healing effect.	(0:20:06.12)
▶ Akira Kogami : But rather than a dog, a girl like me is much better!	(0:20:12.10)
▶ Akira Kogami : They're seeking kawaii and cute maidens!	(0:20:15.10)
▶ Akira Kogami : Understand?	(0:20:17.73)
▶ Akira Kogami : If I look right, they look right!	(0:20:18.86)
▶ Akira Kogami : If I look left, they look left!	(0:20:21.02)
▶ Akira Kogami : When they line up for my concert the night before, they can't take a shower!	(0:20:22.70)
▶ Akira Kogami : That may cause hygienic problems.	(0:20:25.99)
▶ Akira Kogami : But they still want to see me!	(0:20:27.95)
▶ Akira Kogami : That determination drives them into the blistering heat, burning in the sun in wait of my arrival!	(0:20:29.37)
▶ Akira Kogami : Until the bandanna around their head get so wet that you can wring sweat out!	(0:20:34.58)
▶ Akira Kogami : You know...	(0:20:42.20)
▶ Akira Kogami : They're still customers.	(0:20:43.29)
▶ Akira Kogami : Even if when I'm doing handshakes afterward they won't stop talking.	(0:20:45.67)
▶ Akira Kogami : Or if they make some off-topic comment during my MC.	(0:20:49.59)
▶ Akira Kogami : You kinda get sympathetic, you know?	(0:20:52.51)
▶ Akira Kogami : I'm only here because of them.	(0:20:55.72)
▶ Akira Kogami : I have to work hard for them.	(0:20:58.73)
▶ Akira Kogami : You know?	(0:21:02.10)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Is that how it is...	(0:21:03.11)
▶ Akira Kogami : You'll know soon enough.	(0:21:05.36)
▶ Akira Kogami : How hard it is to be an idol...	(0:21:07.46)
▶ Akira Kogami : Once you've been through the good and bad, you'll see how it really is.	(0:21:09.82)
▶ Akira Kogami : Can't do anything about fans or clients you hate...	(0:21:13.62)
▶ Akira Kogami : Perfect timing!	(0:21:17.03)
▶ Akira Kogami : Hey, everybody!	(0:21:18.45)
▶ Akira Kogami : Do you know who Konata-san is now?	(0:21:19.33)
▶ Akira Kogami : Then we'll see you on next week's Lucky Channel!	(0:21:21.75)
▶ Akira Kogami : Bye-nee!	(0:21:24.88)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Or rather...	(0:21:27.33)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : You didn't even introduce Konata...	(0:21:28.01)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : More like you introduced otakus.	(0:21:29.55)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A-Akira-sama?	(0:21:32.13)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : You okay?	(0:21:32.89)
▶ Akira Kogami : Do it.	(0:21:34.01)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Understood!	(0:21:35.51)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : What the correspondent saw then was...	(0:21:36.56)
▶ Akira Kogami : Not funny.	(0:21:38.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kage sure is awesome.	(0:21:43.91)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We get the idea.	(0:21:46.13)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So did you order a song, Tsukasa?	(0:21:47.98)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I did.	(0:21:49.98)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Tsukasa-san singing will be quite refreshing.	(0:21:50.95)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I wonder if I can sing it well.	(0:21:54.52)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Miyuki, what are you going to sing?	(0:21:56.94)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I really don't know many songs...	(0:21:58.62)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It's quite embarrassing.	(0:22:01.29)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So she went with this, huh?	(0:22:05.54)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Tsukasa-san, go for it!	(0:22:07.34)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hey, now.	(0:22:20.68)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Who's that?	(0:22:24.47)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So who is she already?!	(0:22:35.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Shut up already!	(0:22:47.79)
▶ EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star:	(0:23:10.98)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Kagami here.	(0:23:13.73)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : When you try to get rid of a hanging nail...	(0:23:14.99)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...and give it a little tug...	(0:23:17.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...but then you end up pulling off too much...	(0:23:18.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...it really hurts, doesn't it?	(0:23:19.70)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Also...	(0:23:22.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...there's the timing for ripping off a scab.	(0:23:23.00)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : When it starts to itch...	(0:23:24.71)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...and you're thinking that it's about time...	(0:23:25.62)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...so you pick it off bit by bit.	(0:23:26.87)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And just when you're like everything is good...	(0:23:28.84)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...it still ends up bleeding!	(0:23:31.55)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It leaves some serious damage.	(0:23:33.09)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Next time:	(0:23:35.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Image.	(0:23:36.05)
▶ EXTRA : Look forward to it!	(0:23:37.13)

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