Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
		-- Aesop

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this
country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a
wise person to be able to sell it.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know
how to lie well.
		-- Samuel Butler

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look
stupid.
		-- Hedy Lamarr

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Any given program will expand to fill available memory.

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche --
a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea.  For instance, my
grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the
fence."  I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly
true.
		-- Solomon Short

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit
rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out
of season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that
requires a heroism which is transcendent.
		-- Henry Ward Beecher

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
		-- Leo Rosten, on W. C. Fields

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
		-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
		-- Sydney J. Harris

Any president should have the right to shoot
at least two people a year without explanation.
		-- Herbert Hoover, discussing the press

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
		-- Lazarus Long

Any problem in computer science can be solved with another layer
of indirection.
		-- David Wheeler

Any program which runs right is obsolete.

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.
Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain.
From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.
		-- Bene Gesserit proverb, "Dune"

Any small object that is accidentally
dropped will hide under a larger object.