Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
		-- Milt Barber

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
		-- Rich Kulawiec

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
		-- Arthur C. Clarke

Any sufficiently simple directive can be obfuscated beyond reason
given proper legal counsel.
		-- Alfred Perlstein

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked
something.

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
		-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody has a right to evade taxes if he can get away with it.  No citizen
has a moral obligation to assist in maintaining his government.
		-- J. P. Morgan

Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years
organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
		-- David Broder

Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the
sight of a police car is probably parked.

Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.

Anyone can become angry -- that is easy; but to be angry with the right
person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose
and in the right way -- that is not easy.
		-- Aristotle

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
supposed to be doing at the moment.
		-- Robert Benchley

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
		-- Publilius Syrus

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs.  The trick is to make one with
none.

Anyone can say "no." It is the first word a child learns and often the
first word he speaks. It is a cheap word because it requires no
explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for
intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of
thought on every occasion.
		-- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)

Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.

Anyone taking offence at fortune(s) is desperately lacking beer, in my
extremely humble opinion.
		-- Philip Paeps

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.  At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not
make messes in the house.
		-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"