Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
		-- Robert A. Heinlein

Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence.
		-- Tasnim Aslam, Spokesman for Pakistani Foreign Ministry

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
		-- Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you
that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?"
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime
mold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress.
		-- Elizabeth Zwicky

Anyone who has had a bull by the tail
knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
		-- Mark Twain

Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
		-- Philippus Paracelsus

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no
account be allowed to do the job.
		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one
particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
		-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
		-- Groucho Marx

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never
tried taking candy from a baby.
		-- Robin Hood

Anything anybody can say about America is true.
		-- Emmett Grogan

Anything cut to length will be too short.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is possible on paper.
		-- Ron McAfee

Anything is possible, unless it's not.

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.
The label means the price went up.
The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.

Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently.  Things hitherto
undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.
		-- Max Beerbohm, "Mainly on the Air"

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.