Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
		-- Gilb

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.
		-- Pablo Picasso

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
the world that just don't add up.

Computers can't cruise.  Meandering is a foreign concept to them.
The computer assumes that all behavior is in pursuit of an ultimate
goal.  Whenever a motorist changes his or her mind and veers off
course, the GPS lady issues that snippy announcement: "Recalculating!"
		-- Joel Achenbach (www.slate.com, 20 Jun 2008)

Computers don't actually think.
	You just think they think.
		(We think.)

Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.

Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
		-- La Rochefoucauld

Concept, n.:
	Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
	$25,000.

Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed
from one mind, or from a very small number of agreeing resonant minds.
		-- Frederick Brooks, Jr., "The Mythical Man-Month"

Condense soup, not books!

CONFERENCE:
	A special meeting in which the boss gathers subordinates to hear
	what they have to say, so long as it doesn't conflict with what
	he's already decided to do.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven;
confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
		-- Josh Billings

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense
that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
		-- Peter de Vries

Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for
the reputation.
		-- Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

Confidant, confidante, n.:
	One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Confidence is simply that quiet, assured feeling you have before you
fall flat on your face.
		-- Dr. L. Binder

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

CONFIRMED BACHELOR:
	A man who goes through life without a hitch.