Coronation, n.:
	The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and
	visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a
	dynamite bomb.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
		-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Corrupt, adj.:
	In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.

Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle
of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can make of
capitalism.
		-- Walter Lippmann

Corruption is not the No. 1 priority of the Police Commissioner.
His job is to enforce the law and fight crime.
		-- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan

Corry's Law:
	Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell
at people to save their core images before logging them out?  I'm sure
the cattle prod would be effective in this regard.  In any case, a traverse
mounted iguana, while more perverted, gives better traction, not to mention
being easier to stake.

Counting in binary is just like counting
in decimal -- if you are all thumbs.
		-- Glaser and Way

Counting in octal is just like counting
in decimal -- if you don't use your thumbs.
		-- Tom Lehrer

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.

Courage is grace under pressure.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear.
		-- Mark Twain

Courage is your greatest present need.

Court, n.:
	A place where they dispense with justice.
		-- Arthur Train

Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
		-- William Congreve

Coward, n.:
	One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that,
with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
		-- Wernher von Braun

Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!

Creating computer software is always a demanding and painstaking
process -- an exercise in logic, clear expression, and almost fanatical
attention to detail.  It requires intelligence, dedication, and an
enormous amount of hard work.  But, a certain amount of unpredictable
and often unrepeatable inspiration is what usually makes the difference
between adequacy and excellence.

Creativity in living is not without its attendant difficulties, for
peculiarity breeds contempt. And the unfortunate thing about being
ahead of your time when people finally realize you were right, they'll
say it was obvious all along.
		-- Alan Ashley-Pitt