Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.

Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility;
sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube.

Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.
		-- James Blish

CREDITOR:
	A man who has a better memory than a debtor.

Crenna's Law of Political Accountability:
	If you are the first to know about something bad,
	you are going to be held responsible for acting on it,
	regardless of your formal duties.

Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
		-- A. E. Neuman

Critic, n.:
	A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
	to please him.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
		-- Zeuxis

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've
seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
		-- Brendan Behan

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
		-- Socrates' last words

Croll's Query:
	If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

Cropp's Law:
	The amount of work done varies inversely
	with the time spent in the office.

Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.
		-- Madonna

Cruickshank's Law of Committees:
	If a committee is allowed to discuss a bad idea long enough, it
	will inevitably decide to implement the idea simply because so
	much work has already been done on it.

Crusade for Cthulhu!  It Found ME!

Crush!  Kill!  Destroy!

Cthulhu Cthucks!

Cthulhu for President!
	(If you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.)

Cthulhu Saves -- in case He's hungry later.

Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.