For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.

For a light heart lives long.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
cat.

For adult education nothing beats children.

For ages, a deadly conflict has been waged between a few brave men and
women of thought and genius upon the one side, and the great ignorant
religious mass on the other. This is the war between Science and Faith.
The few have appealed to reason, to honor, to law, to freedom, to the
known, and to happiness here in this world. The many have appealed to
prejudice, to fear, to miracle, to slavery, to the unknown, and to
misery hereafter. The few have said "Think". The many have said "Believe!"
		-- Robert Ingersoll, "Gods"

For an adequate time call 555-3321.

For an idea to be fashionable is ominous,
since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
		-- Gore Vidal

For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.

For courage mounteth with occasion.
		-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

For every bloke who makes his mark,
there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
		-- Andy Capp

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat,
and wrong.
		-- H. L. Mencken

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
		-- R. Clopton

For every human problem, there is a neat,
plain solution -- and it is always wrong.
		-- H. L. Mencken

For example, if 	hinmskip = 3mu, this makes 	hickmskip = 6mu.  But if
you also want to use skip12 for horizontal glue, whether in math mode or
not, the amount of skipping will be in points (e.g., 6pt).  The rule is
that glue in math mode varies with the size only when it is an mskip;
when moving between an mskip and ordinary skip, the conversion factor
1mu=1pt is always used.  The meaning of 'mskipskip12' and
'aselineskip=	he	hickmskip' should be clear.
		-- Donald E. Knuth, TeX 82 -- Comparison with TeX80

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel
and cook.
		-- Quentin Crisp

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
		-- Alexander Pope

For gin, in cruel
Sober truth,
Supplies the fuel
For flaming youth.
		-- Noel Coward

For God's sake, stop researching for a while and begin to think!