I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend
than be one.
		-- Clarence Darrow

I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.
		-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

I am a PC technician - however, this has unfortunately caused my
computer to be running Win98.
		-- seen on a FreeBSD mailing-list

I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented
limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.
		-- Burt Lanier Safford III, "An Obscured Radiance"

I am an optimist.  It does not seem too much use being anything else.
		-- Winston Churchill

I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder
have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's
reign.  My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat.  Better go
buy some more.
		-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM

I am convinced that the truest act of courage is to sacrifice ourselves
for others in a totally nonviolent struggle for justice.  To be a man
is to suffer for others.
		-- Cesar Chavez

I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry.  I really think that three
quarters of it is gibberish.  However, I must crush down these thoughts
otherwise the dove of peace will shit on me.
		-- Noel Coward on Edith Sitwell

I am firm.  You are obstinate.  He is a pig-headed fool.
		-- Katharine Whitehorn

I am getting into abstract painting.  Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas,
I just think about it.  I just went to an art museum where all of the art
was done by children.  All the paintings were hung on refrigerators.
		-- Steven Wright

I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person,
of pre-Adamite ancestral descent.  You will understand this when I tell
you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial
atomic globule.  Consequently, my family pride is something
inconceivable.  I can't help it.  I was born sneering.
		-- Pooh-Bah, "The Mikado", Gilbert & Sullivan

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.
		-- Yul Brynner, 1956

I am looking for a honest man.
		-- Diogenes the Cynic

I am more bored than you could ever possibly be.  Go back to work.

I am NOMAD!

I am not a crook.
		-- Richard M. Nixon

I am not a politician and my other habits are also good.
		-- A. Ward

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
		-- William Allen White

I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
		-- Paul McCracken

I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
		-- Gloria Steinem