A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
		-- Evan Esar
		[ And why not?  For why does she have his hat on?  Ed.]

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
		-- Fred Allen

A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.

A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *_t_h_a_t _h_a_d _t_o _m_e_a_n _s_o_m_e_t_h_i_n_g*.
		-- S. Morgenstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"

A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
		-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"

A girl's best friend is her mutter.
		-- Dorothy Parker

A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.

A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like
a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game.
The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it
had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably atop a nice
firm tuft of grass.
		-- Donald A. Metz

A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in
the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the
rough.  Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between
the face of the club and the cover of the ball and the player should not be
penalized for the erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such
uncontrollable physical phenomena.
		-- Donald A. Metz

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
		-- Michel de Montaigne

A good memory does not equal pale ink.

A good name lost is seldom regained.  When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
		-- J. Hawes

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
		-- Patton

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a
one-way street.
		-- Doug Linder

A good question is never answered.  It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea.
		-- John Ciardi

A good reputation is more valuable than money.
		-- Publilius Syrus

A good scapegoat is hard to find.

A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.

A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
		-- Bill Bradford