A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.

A day without sunshine is like night.

A dead man cannot bite.
		-- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)

A debugged program is one for which you have
not yet found the conditions that make it fail.
		-- Jerry Ogdin

A decade after Vietnam, we still cannot understand why "their"
Salvadorans fight better than "our" Salvadorans.  It is not a matter of
their training or their equipment.  It has to do with the quality of the
society we are asking them to risk death defending.  The metaphor of the
domino obscures this reality, and the cost our self-imposed blindness
is high.  San Salvador is closer to Saigon than to Munich.
		-- William LeoGrande, "New York Times", 3/9/83

A Difficulty for Every Solution.
		-- Motto of the Federal Civil Service

A diplomat is a man who can convince his
wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.

A diplomat is a man who can tell you to
go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable.
		-- Samuel Clemens

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
		-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
		-- Robert Frost

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"

A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.
		-- Adlai E. Stevenson

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office.  "Was it true," the woman
inquired, "that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest
of her life?"
	She was told that it was.  There was just a moment of silence before
the woman proceeded bravely on.  "Well, I'm wondering, then, how serious my
condition is.  This prescription is marked `NO REFILLS'".

A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano.

A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.  "I have
some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news."  The bad news is
that you only have six weeks to live."
	"Oh, no," says the patient.  "What could possibly be worse than
that?"
	"Well," the doctor replies, "I've been trying to reach you since
last Monday."

A doctor was stranded with a lawyer in a leaky life raft in shark-infested
waters. The doctor tried to swim ashore but was eaten by the sharks. The
lawyer, however, swam safely past the bloodthirsty sharks.  "Professional
courtesy," he explained.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
		-- Ogden Nash

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
		-- Wilson Mizner

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.
		-- Stanislaw Lem

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to
a fund for his funeral.  The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate
a shilling.  "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury
an attorney?  Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them."