At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find
at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.

At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume.
		-- Peter G. Alaquon

At times discretion should be thrown aside,
and with the foolish we should play the fool.
		-- Menander

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

ATLANTA:
	An entire city surrounded by an airport.

Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
or street lamp.

Atlee is a very modest man.  And with reason.
		-- Winston Churchill

Attempting to stop MySQL by buying companies around it is like trying
to kill a dolphin by drinking the ocean.
		-- Marten Mickos

Attorney General Edwin Meese III explained why the Supreme Court's Miranda
decision (holding that subjects have a right to remain silent and have a
lawyer present during questioning) is unnecessary: "You don't have many
suspects who are innocent of a crime.  That's contradictory.  If a person
is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect."
		-- U.S. News and World Report, 10/14/85

Auction, n.:
	A gyp off the old block.

Audacity, and again, audacity, and always audacity.
		-- G. J. Danton

Audiophile, n.:
	Someone who listens to the equipment instead of the music.

Auribus teneo lupum.
[I hold a wolf by the ears.]

AUTHENTIC:
	Indubitably true, in somebody's opinion.

Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever
depths they were once able to plumb.
		-- Stanley Kaufman

Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children.
		-- Michael Joseph, "Observer"

Automobile, n.:
	A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down
	pedestrians.

Avec!

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.