BASIC, n.:
	A programming language.  Related to certain social diseases in
	that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

Basically my wife was immature.  I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
		-- Woody Allen

Bathquake, n.:
	The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
	faucet is turned on to a certain point.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Batteries not included.

Battle, n.:
	A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that
	will not yield to the tongue.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Be a better psychiatrist and the world
will beat a psychopath to your door.

BE A LOOF!  (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)

BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely
get your Feet wet.  Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your
face.
		-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.
		-- Homer

Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

Be careful!  Is it classified?

Be careful!  UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or
situations that can't bear inspection.

Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
		-- Mark Twain

Be careful what you set your heart on -- for it will surely be yours.
		-- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name"

Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.

Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
		-- Derek Bok

Be cautious in your daily affairs.

Be cheerful while you are alive.
		-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.