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Edit 1741
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BASIC, n.:
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
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Edit 1742
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
-- Woody Allen
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Edit 1743
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Bathquake, n.:
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Edit 1744
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Batteries not included.
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Edit 1745
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Battle, n.:
A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that
will not yield to the tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Edit 1746
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Be a better psychiatrist and the world
will beat a psychopath to your door.
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Edit 1747
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BE A LOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
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Edit 1748
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BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
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Edit 1749
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Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely
get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your
face.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
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Edit 1750
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Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.
-- Homer
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Edit 1751
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Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
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Edit 1752
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Be careful! Is it classified?
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Edit 1753
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Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
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Edit 1754
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Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or
situations that can't bear inspection.
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Edit 1755
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Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
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Edit 1756
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Be careful what you set your heart on -- for it will surely be yours.
-- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name"
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Edit 1757
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Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.
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Edit 1758
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Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
-- Derek Bok
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Edit 1759
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Be cautious in your daily affairs.
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Edit 1760
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Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
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