I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to
run their own business.  I know men that would make my wife a better
husband than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.
		-- The Best of Will Rogers

I don't care what star you're following, get that camel off my front lawn!
		-- Heard in Bethlehem

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed.
		-- Calvin Trillin

I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the
nominating.
		-- Boss Tweed

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't
deserve that either.
		-- Jack Benny

I don't do it for the money.
		-- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal

I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good.
		-- K. Coates

I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.
		-- Katherine Cebrian

I don't get no respect.

I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.
I get fat.  I buy new clothes.  No problem.

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
		-- Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
		-- Elvis Presley

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got
hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
		-- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"

I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.  I hold them above
globes.  They freak out and yell "Whooa, I'm *way* too high."
		-- Bruce Baum

I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to.
		-- Elvis Presley

I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
		-- Mike Cross

I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much
more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
		-- Abraham Lincoln

I don't know why anyone would want a computer in their home.
		-- Ken Olsen, president of DEC, 1974

I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't,
because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I'd just hate it.
		-- Clarence Darrow