I love mankind ... It's people I hate.
		-- Schulz

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
		-- Walt Disney

I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour!  This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils.
		-- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
		-- Robert Duval, "Apocalypse Now"

I love to eat them Smurfies
Smurfies what I love to eat
Bite they ugly heads off,
Nibble on they bluish feet.

I love treason but hate a traitor.
		-- Gaius Julius Caesar

I love you more than anything in this world.  I don't expect that will last.
		-- Elvis Costello

I love you, not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
		-- Roy Croft

I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might
commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it
irresistible.
		-- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"

I married beneath me.  All women do.
		-- Lady Nancy Astor

I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but
don't let appearances fool you.  I'm approaching old age ... at the
speed of light.
		-- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!

I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously.
		-- Doctor Graper

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
		-- Ashleigh Brilliant

I met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
		-- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"

I met my latest girl friend in a department store.  She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
		-- Steven Wright

I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a
congressman.
		-- Will Rogers

I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;
I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.
		-- William Blake, "Jerusalem"

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
		-- Alexander Woollcott

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
		-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"