I know what you're thinking -- "Did he fire six shots or only five?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track
myself.  But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question: "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do you, punk?
		-- Harry Callahan, badge #2211

I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what
it means.

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.

I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.

I lately lost a preposition;
It hid, I thought, beneath my chair
And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of under there."

Correctness is my vade mecum,
And straggling phrases I abhor,
And yet I wondered, "What should he come
Up from out of under for?"
		-- Morris Bishop

I lay my head on the railroad tracks,
Waitin' for the double E.
The railroad don't run no more.
Poor poor pitiful me.			[chorus]
	Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me.
	These young girls won't let me be,
	Lord have mercy on me!
	Woe is me!

Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,
Well, I ain't naming names.
But she really worked me over good,
She was just like Jesse James.
She really worked me over good,
She was a credit to her gender.
She put me through some changes, boy,
Sort of like a Waring blender.		[chorus]

I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar,
She asked me if I'd beat her.
She took me back to the Hyatt House,
I don't want to talk about it.		[chorus]
		-- Warren Zevon, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
		-- Willie Nelson

I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me.
		-- Art Leo

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull
that kidnaped Europa.
		-- Marcus Tullius Cicero

I like paying taxes.  With them I buy civilization.
		-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to
promote peace than our governments.  Indeed, I think that people want
peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of
the way and let them have it.
		-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.

I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter.
		-- Tom McGuane

I like your game but we have to change the rules.

I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
		-- August Strindberg

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
		-- Art Buchwald

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
		-- Rita Rudner

I love children.  Especially when they cry -- for then
someone takes them away.
		-- Nancy Mitford

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn't a dog.
It's a rat with a thyroid problem.