I have nothing but utter contempt for the courts of this land.
		-- George Wallace

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying,
and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would
be blockhead enough to have me.
		-- Abraham Lincoln

I have often looked at women and committed adultery in my heart.
		-- Jimmy Carter

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
		-- Publilius Syrus

I have sacrificed time, health, and fortune, in the desire to complete these
Calculating Engines.  I have also declined several offers of great personal
advantage to myself.  But, notwithstanding the sacrifice of these advantages
for the purpose of maturing an engine of almost intellectual power, and
after expending from my own private fortune a larger sum than the government
of England has spent on that machine, the execution of which it only
commenced, I have received neither an acknowledgment of my labors, nor even
the offer of those honors or rewards which are allowed to fall within the
reach of men who devote themselves to purely scientific investigations...
	If the work upon which I have bestowed so much time and thought were
a mere triumph over mechanical difficulties, or simply curious, or if the
execution of such engines were of doubtful practicability or utility, some
justification might be found for the course which has been taken; but I
venture to assert that no mathematician who has a reputation to lose will
ever publicly express an opinion that such a machine would be useless if
made, and that no man distinguished as a civil engineer will venture to
declare the construction of such machinery impracticable...
	And at a period when the progress of physical science is obstructed
by that exhausting intellectual and manual labor, indispensable for its
advancement, which it is the object of the Analytical Engine to relieve, I
think the application of machinery in aid of the most complicated and abstruse
calculations can no longer be deemed unworthy of the attention of the country.
In fact, there is no reason why mental as well as bodily labor should not
be economized by the aid of machinery.
		-- Charles Babbage, "The Life of a Philosopher"

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
		-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"

I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.

I have that old biological urge,
I have that old irresistible surge,
I'm hungry.

I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.
		-- Oscar Wilde

I have to convince you, or at least snow you ...
		-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
		-- Richard Burton

I have travelled the length and breadth of this country, and have talked with
the best people in business administration.  I can assure you on the highest
authority that data processing is a fad and won't last out the year.
		-- Editor in charge of business books at Prentice-Hall
		   publishers, responding to Karl V. Karlstrom (a junior
		   editor who had recommended a manuscript on the new
		   science of data processing), c. 1957

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
		-- John D. Rockefeller

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked
at in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
		-- Poul Anderson

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.

I hear the sound that the machines make,
and feel my heart break, just for a moment.

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very
interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell
more than he knows.
		-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...
		-- Thomas Jefferson