7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
	The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
	Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.

90% of the work takes 90% of the time.
The remaining 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

94% of the women in America are beautiful
and the rest hang out around here.

99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!

100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk!

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
at one end and no responsibility at the other.

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
		-- Carl Sandburg

A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy
who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
		-- Don Quinn

A bachelor is an unaltared male.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
		-- Helen Rowland

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
		-- Robert Frost

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the
sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
		-- Mark Twain

A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
		-- Kipling

A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
		-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A beer delayed is a beer denied.

A beginning is the time for taking the
most delicate care that balances are correct.
		-- Princess Irulan, "Manual of Maud'Dib"

A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
		-- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.

A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on
a photo-safari in Africa.  As they're driving along the savannah in their
jeep, they stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars.

The biologist: "Look!  A herd of zebras!  And there's a white zebra!
	Fantastic!  We'll be famous!"
The statistician: "Hey, calm down, it's not significant.  We only know
	there's one white zebra."
The mathematician: "Actually, we only know there exists a zebra, which is
	white on one side."
The computer scientist : "Oh, no!  A special case!"