Retto Enjou : Get back here, Kiseichuu! |
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Retto Enjou : So you are behind the recent lucky underwear thefts after all! |
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EXTRA : Pesky human! |
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EXTRA : Eat this! |
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Retto Enjou : What is this? |
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Retto Enjou : Th-They're getting away, Momozono! |
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Momoka Momozono : Not on my watch! |
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Momoka Momozono : You're not getting away with stealing girls' precious panties! |
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Momoka Momozono : Seductive Strike! |
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EXTRA : "RESTLESS PEONY" |
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Momoka Momozono : Restless Peony! |
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Kirara Hoshino : Enjo and Momoka, is it over? |
(0:00:58.54) |
Momoka Momozono : Finish her off, Pirara! |
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Momoka Momozono : That bug is already at death's door! |
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Momoka Momozono : The rest is up to you! |
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Kirara Hoshino : G-Got it! |
(0:01:17.37) |
Kirara Hoshino : All right! |
(0:01:21.54) |
Kirara Hoshino : Huh? |
(0:01:28.20) |
EXTRA : Caught you off guard, human! |
(0:01:35.45) |
EXTRA : Super HxEROS! |
(0:03:14.08) |
EXTRA : Episode 3: Butterfly Effect! |
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Maihime Shirayuki : Don't be so down on yourself, Hoshino. |
(0:03:29.00) |
Maihime Shirayuki : You're still learning the ropes. |
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Sora Tenkuuji : But isn't that the third time? |
(0:03:36.87) |
Sora Tenkuuji : What happened to the power she displayed the other day? |
(0:03:39.75) |
Momoka Momozono : What a pain in the ass! |
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Momoka Momozono : Hey, Pirara! |
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Momoka Momozono : Are you accumulating H-energy every day? |
(0:03:52.45) |
Kirara Hoshino : Wh-What? |
(0:03:55.87) |
Momoka Momozono : Are you telling me nothing's happened with Retto since then? |
(0:03:57.70) |
Kirara Hoshino : Wh-What are you talking about? Of course not! |
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Momoka Momozono : You're hopeless! |
(0:04:05.45) |
Momoka Momozono : Now that you're a HERO, you've gotta focus on the ERO part every day! |
(0:04:07.41) |
Momoka Momozono : All right, fine. |
(0:04:15.95) |
Momoka Momozono : I'll teach you a secret way that even you can use to easily build up H-energy. |
(0:04:17.08) |
Momoka Momozono : Porn. |
(0:04:22.37) |
Kirara Hoshino : I-I'm not a boy, and I wouldn't be caught dead watching that stuff! |
(0:04:24.00) |
Kirara Hoshino : In fact, I can't imagine any girl who would be shameless enough to view it! |
(0:04:28.45) |
Momoka Momozono : Who said that? |
(0:04:33.12) |
Momoka Momozono : Was it these boobs? Did these boobs dare call someone shameless? |
(0:04:35.20) |
Maihime Shirayuki : H-Hey, Momoka! |
(0:04:38.25) |
Maihime Shirayuki : I'm sorry, Hoshino! |
(0:04:40.79) |
Maihime Shirayuki : Momoka has no patience for people who have bigger breasts than her own! |
(0:04:42.62) |
Momoka Momozono : What was that, Maihime? |
(0:04:46.37) |
Momoka Momozono : Maybe to Pirara, what we do here seems ridiculous. |
(0:04:48.37) |
Momoka Momozono : But we all have convictions, and each one of us is a HERO! |
(0:04:53.04) |
Momoka Momozono : How dare you call that shameless? |
(0:04:57.54) |
Sora Tenkuuji : Sorry about that. |
(0:05:09.33) |
Maihime Shirayuki : D-Don't let any of this get to you, Hoshino. |
(0:05:10.91) |
Momoka Momozono : What's with her? |
(0:05:17.95) |
Momoka Momozono : Having those boobs, but no erotic interest is like a waste of resources. |
(0:05:19.66) |
Momoka Momozono : Sonoka Momozono... Sis... |
(0:05:31.20) |
Momoka Momozono : I'm the one who got perfect 100's on tests and top grades in all my classes. |
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Momoka Momozono : I'm the one who broke records in track and field, |
(0:05:42.83) |
Momoka Momozono : and then snagged a special track-and-field recommendation for university. |
(0:05:46.00) |
Momoka Momozono : But in the end, all the boys that I liked fell in love with my big sister. |
(0:05:49.54) |
Momoka Momozono : Maybe Pirara irritates me because she reminds me of Sis. |
(0:05:56.83) |
Momoka Momozono : "INCREASE THE SIZE OF YOUR BUST WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND! I'LL TEACH YOU A CHEST-PLUMPING TECHNIQUE!" Th-This is... |
(0:06:03.08) |
Momoka Momozono : I see. |
(0:06:06.79) |
Momoka Momozono : You go like this. |
(0:06:08.04) |
Momoka Momozono : Wait! Are you mocking me? |
(0:06:10.75) |
EXTRA : Up next, a special report on a secret beauty regimen! |
(0:06:14.62) |
EXTRA : "BIGGER BREASTS FROM THE BATHROOM MAXIMIZE YOUR MAMMARIES!" |
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EXTRA : "BIGGER BREASTS FROM THE BATHROOM MAXIMIZE YOUR MAMMARIES!" Is a soy-milk bath really effective? |
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EXTRA : By direct application of isoflavones, which have a similar effect to estrogen, |
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EXTRA : your mammary glands will be stimulated, effecting successful breast enhancement. |
(0:06:24.70) |
Momoka Momozono : That's it! |
(0:06:31.45) |
EXTRA : See you later! |
(0:06:34.41) |
EXTRA : "SCHOOL ANNIVERSARY" |
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Momoka Momozono : This is the perfect day for bosom building! |
(0:06:44.75) |
Momoka Momozono : I'll get started right away. |
(0:06:47.83) |
Momoka Momozono : It's cold! |
(0:06:52.87) |
Momoka Momozono : Still, this is kind of fun. |
(0:06:58.12) |
Momoka Momozono : Then what? Massage them in a circular fashion. |
(0:07:03.95) |
Retto Enjou : I'm back. |
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Retto Enjou : Looks like I'm the first one home today. |
(0:07:17.12) |
Retto Enjou : Guess I'll take a bath. |
(0:07:20.83) |
Retto Enjou : Momozono? |
(0:07:32.25) |
Retto Enjou : It smells like soy milk! |
(0:07:33.08) |
Momoka Momozono : Oh, Retto. |
(0:07:35.87) |
Momoka Momozono : I just took a really long bath. |
(0:07:38.41) |
Momoka Momozono : Huh? |
(0:07:44.66) |
Retto Enjou : H-Hey! |
(0:07:47.95) |
Retto Enjou : Are you okay? |
(0:07:49.04) |
Momoka Momozono : No good. I'm so dizzy that I don't have any strength. |
(0:07:53.79) |
Momoka Momozono : Help me, Retto. Could you lift me out of here? |
(0:07:58.41) |
Retto Enjou : Sheesh. |
(0:08:02.00) |
Momoka Momozono : Thanks. |
(0:08:03.33) |
Momoka Momozono : This is it... |
(0:08:08.54) |
Momoka Momozono : What I read before, about having your boyfriend massage you... |
(0:08:10.50) |
Momoka Momozono : This must be what it feels like. |
(0:08:13.91) |
Retto Enjou : Here we go. One, two... |
(0:08:16.54) |
Momoka Momozono : No! |
(0:08:20.25) |
Momoka Momozono : My head is so fuzzy that I keep thinking weird thoughts! |
(0:08:21.83) |
Retto Enjou : M-Momozono! |
(0:08:31.50) |
Momoka Momozono : Hey, Retto... |
(0:08:35.54) |
Momoka Momozono : ...do you like girls with big boobs? |
(0:08:37.79) |
Momoka Momozono : I-It's not what you think, Retto! |
(0:08:43.95) |
Momoka Momozono : I was just drinking soy milk in the bath when I got dizzy and spilled it! |
(0:08:46.20) |
Momoka Momozono : It's not like I was influenced by a TV show about increasing breast size |
(0:08:50.62) |
Momoka Momozono : through soy-milk bath massage and have a complex about my tiny boobs! |
(0:08:55.16) |
Retto Enjou : I see. So that's what this was about. |
(0:09:02.12) |
Momoka Momozono : --Look, Momozono. --Yes? |
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Retto Enjou : --Look, Momozono. --Yes? |
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Retto Enjou : You're free to use the bath in any way that you see fit. |
(0:09:07.91) |
Retto Enjou : But don't worry. I won't tell anyone about this. |
(0:09:12.79) |
Retto Enjou : Also, I don't think it's a bad idea to drink soy milk in the tub. |
(0:09:16.70) |
Momoka Momozono : I appreciate you covering for me, Retto... |
(0:09:23.12) |
Momoka Momozono : But that's totally registering a reaction. |
(0:09:28.04) |
Retto Enjou : Huh? Maybe it's glitching? |
(0:09:31.70) |
Retto Enjou : Anyway, I'll bring you some water, so just sit there! |
(0:09:33.58) |
Momoka Momozono : That's right. Erotic potential isn't decided by boobs alone. |
(0:09:41.33) |
Jou Anno : You're Momozono, correct? |
(0:09:50.33) |
Jou Anno : I'm Jou Anno with the Earth Defense Force. |
(0:09:54.04) |
Jou Anno : I'm here to recruit you. |
(0:09:57.58) |
Momoka Momozono : I think you're mistaking me for my sister. |
(0:09:59.66) |
Momoka Momozono : I'm just ordinary Momoka. My sister Sonoka is the gifted one. |
(0:10:01.91) |
Jou Anno : No, I came to see you, Momoka Momozono. |
(0:10:07.20) |
Jou Anno : You may not realize it, |
(0:10:14.58) |
Jou Anno : but you're the one who is capable of being a HERO, not your sister. |
(0:10:17.04) |
Jou Anno : I require your strength. |
(0:10:21.91) |
Momoka Momozono : When I was chosen to be a HERO, I thought that for the first time... |
(0:10:27.75) |
Momoka Momozono : I'd found something I could beat my sister at. |
(0:10:31.37) |
Kirara Hoshino : I'm home! |
(0:10:36.79) |
Kirara Hoshino : Huh? I smell soy milk. |
(0:10:40.87) |
Momoka Momozono : Kirara Hoshino! |
(0:10:44.66) |
Momoka Momozono : I admit that I lack your curves... |
(0:10:49.41) |
Momoka Momozono : ...but I'm a HERO! |
(0:10:53.16) |
Momoka Momozono : And as far as erotic appeal is concerned, I can lick you any day of the week! |
(0:10:55.29) |
Momoka Momozono : That's all! |
(0:10:59.70) |
Kirara Hoshino : O-Okay. |
(0:11:01.75) |
Momoka Momozono : Incidentally, I haven't given up on developing my body, either! |
(0:11:06.91) |
Kirara Hoshino : Okay. |
(0:11:11.87) |
EXTRA : Yesterday, this program reported on using a soy-milk bath as a technique to increase breast size, |
(0:11:13.95) |
EXTRA : but that has proven to be a false rumor. |
(0:11:18.62) |
EXTRA : We deeply apologize for the error in our reporting. |
(0:11:21.70) |
Momoka Momozono : What's that?! |
(0:11:25.25) |
EXTRA : I'm Panchuu. What color are your lucky panties? |
(0:11:27.75) |
EXTRA : "GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM" |
(0:11:56.70) |
EXTRA : Huh? |
(0:11:59.33) |
Kirara Hoshino : What's wrong, Yuna? |
(0:12:00.66) |
EXTRA : What the... My panties are gone! |
(0:12:02.45) |
EXTRA : Are you serious? |
(0:12:06.41) |
EXTRA : What should I do? |
(0:12:08.04) |
EXTRA : I wore those especially because I have a date today! |
(0:12:09.54) |
Kirara Hoshino : Hold it! |
(0:12:17.00) |
EXTRA : What? Kirara? |
(0:12:18.00) |
EXTRA : What's the matter? |
(0:12:21.29) |
EXTRA : What is that? |
(0:12:22.45) |
EXTRA : Panchuu! |
(0:12:24.25) |
Kirara Hoshino : Out of the way! |
(0:12:26.41) |
Kirara Hoshino : Oh man! What am I doing? |
(0:12:32.08) |
Kirara Hoshino : Huh? |
(0:12:39.58) |
EXTRA : Caught you off guard, human! |
(0:12:46.83) |
Kirara Hoshino : I don't have what it takes to be a HERO after all. |
(0:12:50.29) |
Retto Enjou : Sorry, Hoshino. I'm late! |
(0:12:54.08) |
Kirara Hoshino : Enjo? How did you know? |
(0:12:56.33) |
Retto Enjou : News travels fast when a girl runs through the halls in a swimsuit! |
(0:12:58.54) |
Retto Enjou : I never thought you would accumulate H-energy that way! |
(0:13:03.45) |
Kirara Hoshino : I'm not! |
(0:13:07.20) |
Retto Enjou : But I'm glad! |
(0:13:08.50) |
Retto Enjou : I thought maybe you were still kicking yourself for what happened last time! |
(0:13:09.62) |
Retto Enjou : It's fine, though. Leave the rest to me! |
(0:13:13.83) |
Kirara Hoshino : What's with him? Always appearing at just the right moment! |
(0:13:19.33) |
Kirara Hoshino : It's not like he's cool or anything! |
(0:13:26.16) |
Retto Enjou : There. I got them back. |
(0:13:40.45) |
Retto Enjou : They're yours, right? |
(0:13:42.54) |
Kirara Hoshino : N-No! I don't wear flashy panties like that! |
(0:13:43.83) |
Classmate B : What was that flash of light? |
(0:13:47.79) |
Yuuna Asana : What are you doing, Enjo? |
(0:13:49.75) |
Retto Enjou : Wait, I think you've got the wrong idea here! |
(0:13:53.58) |
Classmate B : How could we possibly get the wrong idea? |
(0:13:56.45) |
Kirara Hoshino : It is, though. |
(0:14:00.45) |
Kirara Hoshino : Enjo and I tried to apprehend the thief, but after a struggle, |
(0:14:02.70) |
Kirara Hoshino : they escaped out the window. |
(0:14:06.95) |
Kirara Hoshino : But at least we got back what was stolen, so don't worry. |
(0:14:10.20) |
Kirara Hoshino : Now we're even. |
(0:14:14.75) |
Retto Enjou : O-Okay. |
(0:14:17.00) |
Classmate B : Well, since you vouch for him... |
(0:14:17.91) |
Classmate A : True, I can't imagine Hoshino covering for a boy. |
(0:14:20.62) |
Kirara Hoshino : Here. |
(0:14:23.75) |
Yuuna Asana : Thank you, Kirara! |
(0:14:26.16) |
Yuuna Asana : Now I'll make it in time to my after-school date! |
(0:14:28.58) |
Kirara Hoshino : Okay, okay. Just spare me the details of your love life. |
(0:14:31.45) |
Kirara Hoshino : Although I do actually want your advice, Yuna. |
(0:14:34.62) |
Classmate B : Still, I can't believe Kirara wanted advice on getting her own lucky panties! |
(0:14:45.29) |
Kirara Hoshino : All right, already! |
(0:14:52.25) |
Kirara Hoshino : You laughed from school to all the way here! |
(0:14:53.87) |
Yuuna Asana : We're not laughing at you, we're happy! |
(0:14:56.83) |
Yuuna Asana : You've finally expressed interest in this kind of thing. |
(0:14:59.91) |
Kirara Hoshino : It's not what you're thinking. |
(0:15:02.95) |
Yuuna Asana : Okay, here. I chose these for you. |
(0:15:07.41) |
Kirara Hoshino : Thank you. |
(0:15:10.00) |
Yuuna Asana : So, does he go to another school? |
(0:15:12.70) |
Classmate B : The boys in our class are all so immature. |
(0:15:16.12) |
Kirara Hoshino : I-I said it's not like that! |
(0:15:19.41) |
Classmate B : Then a college student? |
(0:15:21.66) |
Classmate B : He's not an adult, is he? |
(0:15:24.62) |
Kirara Hoshino : Of course not! |
(0:15:27.12) |
Classmate B : Well, I'll leave it there for now. |
(0:15:29.00) |
Kirara Hoshino : Y-You really think these are the ones? |
(0:15:31.58) |
Yuuna Asana : They're lucky panties, so they're supposed to be risqué! |
(0:15:35.66) |
Classmate B : It's fine! You'll only show them to the guy you like, anyway. |
(0:15:39.08) |
Kirara Hoshino : I-I'm not going to show them to "the guy I like"! |
(0:15:42.45) |
Yuuna Asana : That's even weirder then, Kirara. |
(0:15:47.75) |
Kirara Hoshino : Come to think of it, didn't you have a date after school, Yuna? |
(0:15:55.00) |
Yuuna Asana : Yeah, but it's okay. We're going to meet around here. |
(0:15:59.08) |
Classmate B : I'm dying with curiosity about who Yuna has a date with! |
(0:16:05.66) |
Kirara Hoshino : True... |
(0:16:10.41) |
Yuuna Asana : Senpai! |
(0:16:12.45) |
Yuuna's Senpai : Hey there, Yuna! |
(0:16:18.33) |
Yuuna Asana : Come on! Let's get going! |
(0:16:20.58) |
Yuuna's Senpai : --You're as adorable as ever, Yuna. --Not as much as you, Senpai! |
(0:16:24.00) |
Yuuna Asana : --You're as adorable as ever, Yuna. --Not as much as you, Senpai! |
(0:16:24.00) |
Classmate B : I-I guess that is like Yuna. |
(0:16:28.12) |
Kirara Hoshino : Yeah. |
(0:16:31.33) |
Retto Enjou : Back again, Runba? |
(0:16:51.54) |
Kirara Hoshino : Please don't tell anyone what I'm going to do. |
(0:16:59.12) |
Kirara Hoshino : F-For now, lie down. |
(0:17:09.66) |
Kirara Hoshino : Okay? |
(0:17:12.25) |
Retto Enjou : Sure. |
(0:17:14.95) |
Kirara Hoshino : Just to be clear, don't get any weird ideas. |
(0:17:15.83) |
Kirara Hoshino : This isn't for the sake of your H-energy, but for mine. |
(0:17:23.41) |
Retto Enjou : Still, you're wearing... |
(0:17:29.50) |
Kirara Hoshino : Even so, don't face this way. |
(0:17:33.37) |
Retto Enjou : G-Got it. |
(0:17:36.04) |
Retto Enjou : This reminds me. I believe Hoshino and I have slept like this before. |
(0:17:41.45) |
Kirara Hoshino : Come to think of it, a long time ago, Enjo and I... |
(0:17:46.45) |
Retto Enjou : Oh, that's not good. Falling asleep in the middle of doing homework... |
(0:17:57.29) |
Retto Enjou : Hoshino is the one who invited me over, but she's sleeping, too. |
(0:18:03.58) |
Retto Enjou : She always teases me, so I'll get her back by writing on her face! |
(0:18:10.29) |
Kirara Hoshino : That's hilarious! |
(0:18:33.66) |
Kirara Hoshino : What? It's like you were frozen stiff, Ret! |
(0:18:35.75) |
Kirara Hoshino : What were you going to do? |
(0:18:39.00) |
Retto Enjou : Y-You looked so funny sleeping there that I was just gonna write on your face! |
(0:18:43.00) |
Kirara Hoshino : Go ahead. You can do it. |
(0:18:49.29) |
Kirara Hoshino : Here. Go right ahead. |
(0:18:54.29) |
EXTRA : "PERSON" |
(0:19:04.62) |
Retto Enjou : Okay, that'll do it! |
(0:19:06.91) |
Retto Enjou : Now good night! |
(0:19:09.62) |
Kirara Hoshino : Wuss. |
(0:19:12.75) |
Kirara Hoshino : To think this situation dredged up that old memory! |
(0:19:16.04) |
Kirara Hoshino : It was nothing back then, but we're not elementary school students anymore. |
(0:19:21.29) |
Kirara Hoshino : E-Enjo? |
(0:19:29.54) |
Kirara Hoshino : I-I know I just said not to face this way. |
(0:19:31.95) |
Kirara Hoshino : I didn't specify not to touch me... |
(0:19:34.70) |
Kirara Hoshino : ...but I didn't think Enjo would do this! |
(0:19:37.70) |
Kirara Hoshino : I know it's to build up H-energy, |
(0:19:42.62) |
Kirara Hoshino : but if I can't keep from crying out, the other girls will hear! |
(0:19:45.00) |
Kirara Hoshino : This has gone too far! |
(0:19:52.29) |
Kirara Hoshino : Keep your hands to yourself! |
(0:19:54.62) |
Sora Tenkuuji : I'm stuffed. |
(0:19:59.25) |
Retto Enjou : You again, Tenkuji? |
(0:20:03.29) |
Sora Tenkuuji : Huh? What are you two doing in my room? |
(0:20:08.45) |
Retto Enjou : Your room is over there! |
(0:20:12.79) |
Kirara Hoshino : My question is, how long have you been here? |
(0:20:16.33) |
Sora Tenkuuji : I went to the bathroom and came right back to bed. |
(0:20:19.20) |
Kirara Hoshino : Then she was here from the start? |
(0:20:22.75) |
Sora Tenkuuji : What were you two doing? |
(0:20:24.75) |
Kirara Hoshino : I also mistakenly took this for my room. |
(0:20:28.04) |
Retto Enjou : Oh, you've gotta be more careful! |
(0:20:30.50) |
Kirara Hoshino : Well, excuse me. |
(0:20:34.00) |
Retto Enjou : Go on, Tenkuji. Get back to your own room, too. |
(0:20:39.45) |
Kirara Hoshino : After steeling myself for that, it was over without accomplishing anything. |
(0:20:49.91) |
Kirara Hoshino : In the first place, what was another girl doing there ahead of me? |
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Kirara Hoshino : Enjo, you... |
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Kirara Hoshino : Enjo, you idiot! |
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Kirara Hoshino : The H-energy I built up, |
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Kirara Hoshino : and the panties I just bought, wasted in one shot! |
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Kirara Hoshino : After doing my best to work up the courage. |
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Jou Anno : You punched right through two reinforced ceilings! |
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Jou Anno : You're truly talented! |
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Kirara Hoshino : It doesn't make me happy to hear that! |
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Momoka Momozono : Looks like you were able to accumulate H-energy, huh? |
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Kirara Hoshino : Yes. |
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Maihime Shirayuki : Good for you. |
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Momoka Momozono : Those videos came in handy, didn't they? |
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Kirara Hoshino : N-No, it wasn't that. |
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Momoka Momozono : What's that? Then what did you do? |
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Kirara Hoshino : I-It's a secret! |
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Momoka Momozono : Why? Tell me! |
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Momoka Momozono : Spill it! |
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