IBM's original motto:
	Cogito ergo vendo; vendo ergo sum.

I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
		-- John Denver

[I saw an eagle fly once.  Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy.  Ed.]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
		-- Groucho Marx

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
		-- Princess Leia Organa

I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack,
above the ground.  That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even
feel it.
		-- Jack Handey, "The New Mexican" (1988)

I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the
whole field to private industry.
		-- Joseph Heller

I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it.

I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I
snore.

I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in
"Y".

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.

I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never
came back.

I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay
tuned.

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
		-- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"

I'd never cry if I did find
	A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
	Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
	Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
	They've put acid in my rain.
		-- Milo Bloom

I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
		-- Groucho Marx

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had.
		-- Brenda Starr

I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heaven.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.